Jock Cartier
@jockcartier.bsky.social
Pirate of the St. Lawrence. Absurdist. Dry, sarcastic, sardonic, occasionally funny. Rambling about whatever occurs to me. Usually sports & Canadiana
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Lives up to the hype.
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Lives up to the hype.
This is the problem with saving your marquee Homan/Einarson game for the final round robin draw, it often means you're showing that instead of a game that actual matters
They lucked out this time, since all three other the other games still have a team in contention, so might as well show 1-2
They lucked out this time, since all three other the other games still have a team in contention, so might as well show 1-2
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
This is the problem with saving your marquee Homan/Einarson game for the final round robin draw, it often means you're showing that instead of a game that actual matters
They lucked out this time, since all three other the other games still have a team in contention, so might as well show 1-2
They lucked out this time, since all three other the other games still have a team in contention, so might as well show 1-2
The ultimate irony of betting apps… anyone who is actually good gets banned
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The ultimate irony of betting apps… anyone who is actually good gets banned
Lawes steals three?!?!
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Lawes steals three?!?!
This is such a dog thing to do!
This is Skye. She refuses to let her human leave for college. Willing to do anything to get him to change his mind about this whole "education" thing. 13/10 (IG: skye.redgoldenretriever)
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This is such a dog thing to do!
So TSN will acknowledge blanks are awful (boring to death, exact words) when it’s not the feature games or the men…
kermit the frog is drinking a cup of tea from a bag .
ALT: kermit the frog is drinking a cup of tea from a bag .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
So TSN will acknowledge blanks are awful (boring to death, exact words) when it’s not the feature games or the men…
Convenient of TSN/CC to skip over perhaps the most pertinent comparison point between Lawes and Homan... Lawes has two gold medals, and Homan sh*t the bed twice
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Convenient of TSN/CC to skip over perhaps the most pertinent comparison point between Lawes and Homan... Lawes has two gold medals, and Homan sh*t the bed twice
Moving away as a small child… The Scarborough Dream!
He has to be the most successful Scarborough Mans of all time. Mostly for marrying a prime Vanessa Williams. But the NBA titles and now this? Pfft.
Ex-NBA champ Fox entering Bahamian politics
Former NBA player Rick Fox will run for a legislative seat in the Bahamas in next year's general election, he announced Monday.
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November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Moving away as a small child… The Scarborough Dream!
Other than the shots he missed, he’s played well? Story of my life Russ
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Other than the shots he missed, he’s played well? Story of my life Russ
Went to my office for over an hour for a meeting... returned to the exact same score.
F'n Koe 🤦♂️😂
F'n Koe 🤦♂️😂
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Went to my office for over an hour for a meeting... returned to the exact same score.
F'n Koe 🤦♂️😂
F'n Koe 🤦♂️😂
So horribly wrong, on so many counts
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
So horribly wrong, on so many counts
Oh wow. That's sad, didn't know she had cancer. RIP
Colleen Jones, a world champion curler whose effervescent personality made her a popular presence on the CBC over nearly four decades with the national broadcaster, has died. She was 65.
CP NewsAlert: Legendary curler, broadcaster Colleen Jones dies at 65
Colleen Jones, a world champion curler whose effervescent personality made her a popular presence on the CBC over nearly four decades with the national broadcaster, has died. She was 65.
www.winnipegfreepress.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Oh wow. That's sad, didn't know she had cancer. RIP
1) Changes from one year to the next aren't noticeable
2) Most don't use their phones to anywhere near their max resources
Mostly, I use my phone for calls, text, email, podcasts and occasional maps or search. The hardest it gets worked is by a dumb idle game. A decade old phone could handle that
2) Most don't use their phones to anywhere near their max resources
Mostly, I use my phone for calls, text, email, podcasts and occasional maps or search. The hardest it gets worked is by a dumb idle game. A decade old phone could handle that
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
1) Changes from one year to the next aren't noticeable
2) Most don't use their phones to anywhere near their max resources
Mostly, I use my phone for calls, text, email, podcasts and occasional maps or search. The hardest it gets worked is by a dumb idle game. A decade old phone could handle that
2) Most don't use their phones to anywhere near their max resources
Mostly, I use my phone for calls, text, email, podcasts and occasional maps or search. The hardest it gets worked is by a dumb idle game. A decade old phone could handle that
The best part of American Thanksgiving... the PTI Turkeys of the Year!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC_b...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC_b...
PTI 2025 Turkeys of the Year
YouTube video by True North Retro
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November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The best part of American Thanksgiving... the PTI Turkeys of the Year!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC_b...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC_b...
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Canadian swimmer Penny Oleksiak has accepted a two-year ban from competitive swimming after three whereabouts failures.
She will now be ineligible until July 14, 2027.
She will have any competitive results from June 16 onward disqualified now too.
www.cbc.ca/sports/olymp...
She will now be ineligible until July 14, 2027.
She will have any competitive results from June 16 onward disqualified now too.
www.cbc.ca/sports/olymp...
Penny Oleksiak banned from competition until 2027 due to whereabouts failures | CBC Sports
Swimmer Penny Oleksiak, Canada's most decorated female Olympian, has accepted a two-year ban from competition stemming from three whereabouts failures and will be ineligible to compete until July 14, ...
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November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Canadian swimmer Penny Oleksiak has accepted a two-year ban from competitive swimming after three whereabouts failures.
She will now be ineligible until July 14, 2027.
She will have any competitive results from June 16 onward disqualified now too.
www.cbc.ca/sports/olymp...
She will now be ineligible until July 14, 2027.
She will have any competitive results from June 16 onward disqualified now too.
www.cbc.ca/sports/olymp...
I don’t know. Making homemade lasagna ain’t cheap anymore. I think last time I made it I dropped easily of $50, and I wasn’t making two catering sized trays of it.
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I don’t know. Making homemade lasagna ain’t cheap anymore. I think last time I made it I dropped easily of $50, and I wasn’t making two catering sized trays of it.
Is it just me or are the buttons REALLY big?
And even more strangely, they kept the as inside original size
And even more strangely, they kept the as inside original size
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Is it just me or are the buttons REALLY big?
And even more strangely, they kept the as inside original size
And even more strangely, they kept the as inside original size
The old f’ers die eventually
After a delayed start, younger home buyers are gaining ground. Millennials are converting rising earnings and family formation into purchases in their 30s, reaching parity with Gen X by their early forties and poised to modestly surpass them.
blog.firstam.com/economics/a-...
blog.firstam.com/economics/a-...
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The old f’ers die eventually
The rest of the field to Koe…
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The rest of the field to Koe…
That's my dating philosophy.
Block and move on, don’t engage.
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
That's my dating philosophy.
Gushue doing his best to peel the paint off the walls with boredom. Again.
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Gushue doing his best to peel the paint off the walls with boredom. Again.
Showing Koe throwing them cutting to another sheets house entirely waiting for the rock
TSN really bringing their best tonight😂🤦♂️
TSN really bringing their best tonight😂🤦♂️
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Showing Koe throwing them cutting to another sheets house entirely waiting for the rock
TSN really bringing their best tonight😂🤦♂️
TSN really bringing their best tonight😂🤦♂️
Now the curling is gone entirely.
Like that night in high school, Susie Duncan came over and caught me at a vulnerable moment and stole my virginity. One minute we’re watching Just Shoot Me, the next it was gone forever
Like that night in high school, Susie Duncan came over and caught me at a vulnerable moment and stole my virginity. One minute we’re watching Just Shoot Me, the next it was gone forever
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Now the curling is gone entirely.
Like that night in high school, Susie Duncan came over and caught me at a vulnerable moment and stole my virginity. One minute we’re watching Just Shoot Me, the next it was gone forever
Like that night in high school, Susie Duncan came over and caught me at a vulnerable moment and stole my virginity. One minute we’re watching Just Shoot Me, the next it was gone forever
So if Gushue loses this week, does Bottcher even get off the ice before he’s fired?
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
So if Gushue loses this week, does Bottcher even get off the ice before he’s fired?