Jock Cartier
@jockcartier.bsky.social
Pirate of the St. Lawrence. Absurdist. Dry, sarcastic, sardonic, occasionally funny. Rambling about whatever occurs to me. Usually sports & Canadiana
Lawes steals three?!?!
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Lawes steals three?!?!
I guess Dunstone has had the hammer the whole time
So Matty...
So Matty...
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I guess Dunstone has had the hammer the whole time
So Matty...
So Matty...
The rest of the field to Koe…
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The rest of the field to Koe…
But you need to hit the breaks before 😉
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
But you need to hit the breaks before 😉
Really blew up in her face…
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Really blew up in her face…
Argos really shooting their shot
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Argos really shooting their shot
Four Christmas movies to know me by:
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Four Christmas movies to know me by:
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
If you beat the buffet, the meal should be on the house. It’s only fair.
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
If you beat the buffet, the meal should be on the house. It’s only fair.
Can't be that uncomfortable... there is a dude wandering around with no shoes
November 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Can't be that uncomfortable... there is a dude wandering around with no shoes
I kinda miss Qualifying. The stress, the drama, the CONCACAFing
November 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I kinda miss Qualifying. The stress, the drama, the CONCACAFing
I don’t know, most of this is covered in the average lunchroom convo 😂
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I don’t know, most of this is covered in the average lunchroom convo 😂
Let's never forget the nightmare fuel that was TSN AI
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Let's never forget the nightmare fuel that was TSN AI
Isn't it about time to blow it up?
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Isn't it about time to blow it up?
Ticket prices shored up a bit at the low end. The number of tickets available has continued growing however. Holding out for some last minute greenies?
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Ticket prices shored up a bit at the low end. The number of tickets available has continued growing however. Holding out for some last minute greenies?
Can split this one with the Leafs! 😜
November 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Can split this one with the Leafs! 😜
Repost with an iconic fictional band
Thunderface!
Thunderface!
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
Thunderface!
Thunderface!
I need a ruling @vincentrule.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I need a ruling @vincentrule.bsky.social
I doubt anyone will manage to score in this... but if they do, I look forward to the celly
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I doubt anyone will manage to score in this... but if they do, I look forward to the celly
The USports men's soccer championship in Toronto today had a shovel break
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The USports men's soccer championship in Toronto today had a shovel break
On the upside, we get to see this replayed a million times this week... and who doesn't enjoy that?!
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
On the upside, we get to see this replayed a million times this week... and who doesn't enjoy that?!