Mb
matttheb.bsky.social
Mb
@matttheb.bsky.social
Single dad life, heckin’ lib, Utah Jazz, lactose tolerant
Because if there is a survivor Hegseth’s story about cartels is toast
A DOD "Memo" saying no prosecution will happen isn't going to save you from life in a military prison for murdering civilian fisherman. Taking orders from a Fox News host who ordered you to do it isn't going to look real good to a jury.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Pete Hegseth’s order to ‘kill everybody’ included alleged drug boat survivors: report
More than 80 people killed in campaign that law-of-war experts have labeled extrajudicial murder
www.independent.co.uk
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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And with that, half of my Christmas shopping is done
November 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
You never hear about about angel dust anymore
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
And those mashed potatoes are chunky AF
Which is drier- the croissants or the turkey
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Which is drier- the croissants or the turkey
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Just a reminder, you don’t fight the use of slurs by turning around and USING the slurs at people you don’t like.

The thing in the White House used the R word and a whole lot of people responded by calling him the R word.

That’s not more acceptable than what he did.

Knock it off.
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Critics later called Van Gogh’s Saint-Rémy period his “therapeutic months.”
For him, painting was survival—a daily prayer in color.
Repetition steadied his mind; each brushstroke a way to hold chaos at bay.
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Anyone else who feels this way simply needs to stop shopping on thanksgiving and this will happen. If there’s not business to support it stores won’t open
It’s time for my yearly lecture on how retail workers should not be made to work on Thanksgiving. Everyone deserves a holiday! We can wait till Friday to shop.
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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people who relax at home in jeans should be in the front lines of the apocalypse
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I recently had a Lyft driver who was an afghan national who helped the US army fight the Taliban. He was then forced to move by the US once we left but had no say in where he went. He had to leave his family behind who is still in danger. I’m sure he’ll be sent back to the taliban and likely death
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich

ME: oh dang that sounds so good

DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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In February 1888, Van Gogh left Paris for Arles.
The southern light, he wrote, was ‘sulphur yellow’ and intensely blue; his colors began to burn, pushing him past Paris’s half-tones.
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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"If it's wrong for me to steal from this store, the Lord will eventually strike me with lightning to prevent it, so for now, LFG"
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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I've heard worse ideas.👀
Marc Elias for AG 🇺🇸
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The best thing about boomers having James Taylor as their ringtone is that they cannot figure out how to silence it so we all get to endure a free JT tune for a bit
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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We’re about to invade Venezuela because trump wants their oil. No other reason. The airspace has been cleared. Embassies are being evacuated. Flights are being canceled.

He’s going to kill people for oil.
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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When you’re crushing so hard you start dressing like them
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Is "blowing past legal concerns" anything like "illegal"?

The media has refused since 2015 to call crime "crime" and we suffer every day for it.
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
For some reason the left is always waiting to lionize the ghouls. Let’s not forget how awful she is just because she spoke against Trump for two weeks.
AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM