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The Dude abides
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It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas
January 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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live look at Chicago Pope Cam
January 11, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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Stranger things finale was fucking nuts!
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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Buffalo Drive, by William R. Leigh, 1947, 📸 by @sickoscommittee.org
December 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
December 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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August 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Journalist challenge: Use “Machine Learning” when you mean machine learning and “LLM” when you mean LLM. Ditch “AI” as a catch-all term, it’s not useful for readers and it helps companies trying to confuse the public by obscuring the roles played by different technologies. 🧪
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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"okay, fine. two 4070's and a 5060 Ti. please, i have to feed my family"

the chicken farmer was unimpressed by my midrange offer, but a day of scavenging abandoned data centers didn't yield easy H200s anymore. i would have to rely on his weakness for ray tracing if i wanted to eat meat tonight
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Obligatory
November 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
October 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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I wish private equity could buy climate change so it would stop
working
July 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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nathan fielder was right
July 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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"you're unhappy because you spend too much time on your phone" speak for yourself i'm posting this shit from desktop like a true lunatic
June 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
June 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire
May 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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if there was an actual, real liberal joe rogan, it's almost guaranteed that everyone who currently runs the dem party would fucking hate him.
May 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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THIS FALL ON CBS, IT'S CHICAGO POPE
May 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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you're gonna wanna see this
April 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Jors (2001)
July 4, 2024 at 4:37 PM
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The Ormple Dormpling Georng (1975)
December 12, 2024 at 6:05 PM