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C H I L I
@chili.bsky.social
Atlanta based architect and standup comedian for some reason
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Showing Gucci Mane my Gucci Mane tattoo and thanking him for everything
Call me thangsgiving dinner the way I filled your girl up
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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The designer of Mouse Trap, Rock'em Sock'em Robots, Lite Brite, and many other toys has passed away.

What a legacy of joy!

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/a...
Burt Meyer, 99, Dies; Made Lite-Brite and Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Christmas tree cake dip omg
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Pictured: me about to enjoy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I don’t think we should let children near Mr Fantasy. Just to be on the safe side.
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Nobody sends me more notifications than the remote control vibrator people and that’s really the way it should be
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Squatting rn. Biggest feat of strength was leaving a warm Brutus
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Took what was meant as a cute selfie of me laying on the couch and Brutus laying on me, but I’m so violently high my eyes looked like a Harlequin baby’s
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
OBSESSED with this tableware from Tortuga Forma
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Just finished Train Dreams and I’m not okay
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
American Canto is a Wes Anderson ass book title too
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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To Black people and southerners, who are correct? Yes.

To everyone else, who is wrong? No.
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
got a remote feeder/cam lol
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Homefield is about all I wear, t-shirt wise, get on this
OUR BLACK FRIDAY SALE STARTS NOW!

30% off using code: HOMEFIELD30

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November 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Never in history have americas thanksgiving dinners contained more miso
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I wish I never read the latest Ryan Lizza article about being cucked by RFK
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Clemson Head Football Coach Marjorie Taylor Greene
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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I don’t wanna like it but I do
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Hmm
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
giving my work potluck ube cheesecake a 5/10. Dogshit effort. Water intrusion into crust during baking made it taste stale and the ganache was too thick and lumpy. Hanging my head in shame.
November 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Medieval "Piss-Prophets" who would taste urine using a "urine wheel" have entered the chat.
November 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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apparently there’s a Wyoming org that gives out personalized belt buckles as journalism awards, I’ve never wanted anything more
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM