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America Railroad Jr.
@mattiecamp.bsky.social
honorary retired teacher of dental architecture. sent from your ipad.
Leo has been on fire with the takes recently
November 19, 2025 at 10:51 AM
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 AM
What country is Vienna in, ho?
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Don Furner may be the dumbest man in rugby league, which is saying a lot
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
God damn Tim Onion, cook
Ghislaine Maxwell Conceals Escape Tunnel Behind Pinup Poster Of Shirley Temple
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I would like to toast whoever came up with this concept. In fact I have a cask of fine Amontillado in my cellar for the occasion, come, I'd like to show it to you...
Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
It's true
It never occurred to me how badly tall people are yearning to be around each other 😂
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Kweev clean sheet and Ronaldo sent off? Perfection.
November 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Death to the Internal Combustion Engine
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
No more. Just... no more.
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 AM
SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE SKA POPE
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Call me when I can get Steam on my Xbox tbh
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Begrudgingly: a good use for LLMs
Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
November 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Minns:
November 11, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
March 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Me when talking to old school Man City fans
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
November 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Note for every single city, state, province, country on earth: there have been low tax/tax free alternatives to your location for decades. The people/companies domiciled in you had a choice of lower taxes already. Tax as you need, to be the place you want to be. Empty threats don't matter.
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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‘Shut Up, Mother! Shut Up!’ Pleads George W. Bush To Dick Cheney Skeleton Dressed In Suit https://theonion.com/shut-up-mother-shut-up-pleads-george-w-bush-to-dick-cheney-skeleton-dressed-in-suit/
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Believed I had tickets to the concert tonight but turned up and it was just some guy playing tunes out of his Mitsubishi.

So I didn't see Oasis, it was just a Mirage
November 7, 2025 at 7:10 AM
No one respects your time less than medical offices
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Every year we get closer to this happening on the news
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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french queer eye is called Homme Improvement
November 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM