Matt Johnson
@matthewjohnson.bsky.social
aka twoeightnine everywhere else
Gooey Leaves last pitched for the 1902 Cubs compiling a 3-6 record in 114 innings over 10 starts.
Gooey leaves on the rails have caused the South Shore Line’s on-time performance to plummet in November, leaving railroad officials scrambling for additional ways to address the problem.
Leaves continue to plague South Shore Line with gooey residue
Gooey leaves on the rails have caused the South Shore Line’s on-time performance to plummet in November.
trib.al
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Gooey Leaves last pitched for the 1902 Cubs compiling a 3-6 record in 114 innings over 10 starts.
Jesus Christ. Even Joe Brady is screaming what the fuck was that play call
November 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Jesus Christ. Even Joe Brady is screaming what the fuck was that play call
Let me tell you of a much worse fear
Before I started working in Alaska I didn't know porcupines climbed trees. They do & sometimes they fall out of them. But it gets worse
Wilderness toilets ask you to lock the door after you leave, yes after, bc porcupines love to climb inside the toilet itself
Before I started working in Alaska I didn't know porcupines climbed trees. They do & sometimes they fall out of them. But it gets worse
Wilderness toilets ask you to lock the door after you leave, yes after, bc porcupines love to climb inside the toilet itself
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Let me tell you of a much worse fear
Before I started working in Alaska I didn't know porcupines climbed trees. They do & sometimes they fall out of them. But it gets worse
Wilderness toilets ask you to lock the door after you leave, yes after, bc porcupines love to climb inside the toilet itself
Before I started working in Alaska I didn't know porcupines climbed trees. They do & sometimes they fall out of them. But it gets worse
Wilderness toilets ask you to lock the door after you leave, yes after, bc porcupines love to climb inside the toilet itself
The Buffalo Bills have ended Aaron Rodgers career twice. That's neat
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The Buffalo Bills have ended Aaron Rodgers career twice. That's neat
Thank god for Aaron Rodgers
November 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Thank god for Aaron Rodgers
Buffalo sports make me want to give up drinking
November 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Buffalo sports make me want to give up drinking
This game is ending 0-0 at half.
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This game is ending 0-0 at half.
Oh sure now the refs miss the Bills right tackle false starting
November 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Oh sure now the refs miss the Bills right tackle false starting
Reposted by Matt Johnson
Is it though?
We made tech bros into rock stars and gave them cult followings to go with unmatched wealth.
We made the media into more important stories than the news that they cover and rewarded them at every chance.
We're right where we belong.
We made tech bros into rock stars and gave them cult followings to go with unmatched wealth.
We made the media into more important stories than the news that they cover and rewarded them at every chance.
We're right where we belong.
it’s so weird to look around and realize like, tech and media are materially worse than a decade ago
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Is it though?
We made tech bros into rock stars and gave them cult followings to go with unmatched wealth.
We made the media into more important stories than the news that they cover and rewarded them at every chance.
We're right where we belong.
We made tech bros into rock stars and gave them cult followings to go with unmatched wealth.
We made the media into more important stories than the news that they cover and rewarded them at every chance.
We're right where we belong.
Even @theonion.com is covering Lane Kiffin
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Even @theonion.com is covering Lane Kiffin
This is like when a fat guy is nicknamed Slim
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This is like when a fat guy is nicknamed Slim
Is it though?
We made tech bros into rock stars and gave them cult followings to go with unmatched wealth.
We made the media into more important stories than the news that they cover and rewarded them at every chance.
We're right where we belong.
We made tech bros into rock stars and gave them cult followings to go with unmatched wealth.
We made the media into more important stories than the news that they cover and rewarded them at every chance.
We're right where we belong.
it’s so weird to look around and realize like, tech and media are materially worse than a decade ago
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Is it though?
We made tech bros into rock stars and gave them cult followings to go with unmatched wealth.
We made the media into more important stories than the news that they cover and rewarded them at every chance.
We're right where we belong.
We made tech bros into rock stars and gave them cult followings to go with unmatched wealth.
We made the media into more important stories than the news that they cover and rewarded them at every chance.
We're right where we belong.
I have not paid any attention to what is going on because college football is the dumbest thing to happen to America but I can tell you that Lane Kiffin is an asshole and no matter what happens the dumbest people you know will be even dumber in the morning.
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I have not paid any attention to what is going on because college football is the dumbest thing to happen to America but I can tell you that Lane Kiffin is an asshole and no matter what happens the dumbest people you know will be even dumber in the morning.
And yet we look down on the Branch Davidians
one thing i love about college football is that you can locate the least consequential game of the day, between two schools you barely knew existed, and there will be grown men on television in the stands ready to kill themselves if it goes the wrong way
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
And yet we look down on the Branch Davidians
I've always wanted a pair of pants with pockets for all three of my balls
these have been on my "to buy" list forever. currently on sale at Lost & Found in Toronto
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I've always wanted a pair of pants with pockets for all three of my balls
When you nut but she hasn't touched you in a decade
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
When you nut but she hasn't touched you in a decade
Because they desperately want to be part of the in crowd and will do everything to get there or stay there
HOW DOES NO ONE IN THE ROOM EVER SAY SOMETHING WHEN HE DOES THIS SHIT?
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Because they desperately want to be part of the in crowd and will do everything to get there or stay there
More than Likely that's a touchback
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
More than Likely that's a touchback
Wish we were in a Post Post Malone era
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Wish we were in a Post Post Malone era
And it's not even a British holiday
Everyone posting photos of their Thanksgiving plates and it looks like this
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
And it's not even a British holiday
This is art
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This is art
Here's a fun one for any area journalists to look into:
Did the Buffalo Bills kill Buffalo's nightlife?
Was talking with my friend whose brewery has a second location there. Highly rated place. Business has cratered there. It's dead most nights. Across the board lots of bars are seeing the same.
Did the Buffalo Bills kill Buffalo's nightlife?
Was talking with my friend whose brewery has a second location there. Highly rated place. Business has cratered there. It's dead most nights. Across the board lots of bars are seeing the same.
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Here's a fun one for any area journalists to look into:
Did the Buffalo Bills kill Buffalo's nightlife?
Was talking with my friend whose brewery has a second location there. Highly rated place. Business has cratered there. It's dead most nights. Across the board lots of bars are seeing the same.
Did the Buffalo Bills kill Buffalo's nightlife?
Was talking with my friend whose brewery has a second location there. Highly rated place. Business has cratered there. It's dead most nights. Across the board lots of bars are seeing the same.
[Buys a beer called "Year of the Horse"]
Jesus Christ, they should have jerked him off six months ago.
Jesus Christ, they should have jerked him off six months ago.
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
[Buys a beer called "Year of the Horse"]
Jesus Christ, they should have jerked him off six months ago.
Jesus Christ, they should have jerked him off six months ago.
Me at the bar tonight: don't you dare serve them they're 12!
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Me at the bar tonight: don't you dare serve them they're 12!