Matt Johnson
@matthewjohnson.bsky.social
aka twoeightnine everywhere else
[Buys a beer called "Year of the Horse"]
Jesus Christ, they should have jerked him off six months ago.
Jesus Christ, they should have jerked him off six months ago.
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
[Buys a beer called "Year of the Horse"]
Jesus Christ, they should have jerked him off six months ago.
Jesus Christ, they should have jerked him off six months ago.
I've never wanted to stay inside more. The annual passes have always showcased the natural beauty of America through the photography of someone immersed in it. Instead we got the ugly mug of a golfer who can't even walk a course.
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I've never wanted to stay inside more. The annual passes have always showcased the natural beauty of America through the photography of someone immersed in it. Instead we got the ugly mug of a golfer who can't even walk a course.
It's amazing how many NHL jerseys are fucked up by just some little design element. And that element often involves black for the sake of black.
The Canes have a black turd on their chests that can't be read on TV. Replace the black with white & maybe a black highlight & these would be cleaner
The Canes have a black turd on their chests that can't be read on TV. Replace the black with white & maybe a black highlight & these would be cleaner
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It's amazing how many NHL jerseys are fucked up by just some little design element. And that element often involves black for the sake of black.
The Canes have a black turd on their chests that can't be read on TV. Replace the black with white & maybe a black highlight & these would be cleaner
The Canes have a black turd on their chests that can't be read on TV. Replace the black with white & maybe a black highlight & these would be cleaner
FYI Utah Tech used to be called Dixie State and uses a combination of the Buffaslug and the Goathead as their logo. This should be expected.
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
FYI Utah Tech used to be called Dixie State and uses a combination of the Buffaslug and the Goathead as their logo. This should be expected.
The pre-internet world was kinda crazy. Universities would just send out massive directories of their alumni's addresses/numbers.
At New Hampshire my mom was good friends with Linda Foust who would go on to become Linda Fisk & that's how 14 year old me had Carlton Fisk's home address.
At New Hampshire my mom was good friends with Linda Foust who would go on to become Linda Fisk & that's how 14 year old me had Carlton Fisk's home address.
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The pre-internet world was kinda crazy. Universities would just send out massive directories of their alumni's addresses/numbers.
At New Hampshire my mom was good friends with Linda Foust who would go on to become Linda Fisk & that's how 14 year old me had Carlton Fisk's home address.
At New Hampshire my mom was good friends with Linda Foust who would go on to become Linda Fisk & that's how 14 year old me had Carlton Fisk's home address.
So I spent the last week going through all the deals at the big name stores only to be unimpressed.
Walked into Goodwill today and found a brand new Hickey Freeman Loro Piana wool / cashmere suit that fit me near perfectly for $14.
Gonna chalk this one up due to following @dieworkwear.bsky.social
Walked into Goodwill today and found a brand new Hickey Freeman Loro Piana wool / cashmere suit that fit me near perfectly for $14.
Gonna chalk this one up due to following @dieworkwear.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
So I spent the last week going through all the deals at the big name stores only to be unimpressed.
Walked into Goodwill today and found a brand new Hickey Freeman Loro Piana wool / cashmere suit that fit me near perfectly for $14.
Gonna chalk this one up due to following @dieworkwear.bsky.social
Walked into Goodwill today and found a brand new Hickey Freeman Loro Piana wool / cashmere suit that fit me near perfectly for $14.
Gonna chalk this one up due to following @dieworkwear.bsky.social
How down are the Sabres? The flagship Dicks store near me only sells jerseys for Dahlin and a guy who spent 4 years in Buffalo 30+ years ago who no one cares about. No other current players or past stars. They have FOUR different Keon Coleman jerseys on the wall and his career in Buffalo is over
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
How down are the Sabres? The flagship Dicks store near me only sells jerseys for Dahlin and a guy who spent 4 years in Buffalo 30+ years ago who no one cares about. No other current players or past stars. They have FOUR different Keon Coleman jerseys on the wall and his career in Buffalo is over
ME: No, American hotels still don't have kettles in them.l
BRITISH PERSON: But I need hot water for tea
ME: Just use the microwave to heat up the water
BRITISH PERSON:
BRITISH PERSON: But I need hot water for tea
ME: Just use the microwave to heat up the water
BRITISH PERSON:
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
ME: No, American hotels still don't have kettles in them.l
BRITISH PERSON: But I need hot water for tea
ME: Just use the microwave to heat up the water
BRITISH PERSON:
BRITISH PERSON: But I need hot water for tea
ME: Just use the microwave to heat up the water
BRITISH PERSON:
Imagine having an in his prime Josh Allen and surrounding him with this.
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Imagine having an in his prime Josh Allen and surrounding him with this.
🤔 does he even exist
November 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
🤔 does he even exist
With prose like this you can see why Olivia was considered the next great journalist and got a book deal.
(She was sleeping with the people in charge)
(She was sleeping with the people in charge)
November 18, 2025 at 11:56 AM
With prose like this you can see why Olivia was considered the next great journalist and got a book deal.
(She was sleeping with the people in charge)
(She was sleeping with the people in charge)
I guess Trump has always been a fan of Big Beautiful Bills
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I guess Trump has always been a fan of Big Beautiful Bills
So the Department of War will be banned immediately right?
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
So the Department of War will be banned immediately right?
Lol. Wyoming is a school for rich white racists in the middle of nowhere in a city the size of North Tonawanda. It's cheaper to fly from Buffalo/Rochester to Europe than it is to Laramie.
Best of luck guys. Hope you at least sell a bunch of hats to idiots.
Best of luck guys. Hope you at least sell a bunch of hats to idiots.
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Lol. Wyoming is a school for rich white racists in the middle of nowhere in a city the size of North Tonawanda. It's cheaper to fly from Buffalo/Rochester to Europe than it is to Laramie.
Best of luck guys. Hope you at least sell a bunch of hats to idiots.
Best of luck guys. Hope you at least sell a bunch of hats to idiots.
Did you know that every time you flush a urinal you waste 1 gallon or 3.8 liters of water?
That's why I piss on the floor
That's why I piss on the floor
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Did you know that every time you flush a urinal you waste 1 gallon or 3.8 liters of water?
That's why I piss on the floor
That's why I piss on the floor
Was just shown this Facebook ad and maybe allowing people to self publish books was a bad idea.
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Was just shown this Facebook ad and maybe allowing people to self publish books was a bad idea.
The person in charge of the lights: fuck the northeast in particular
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The person in charge of the lights: fuck the northeast in particular
Respect to the local dive bar with the trough pisser next to the shitter for having nice new tiling and morning above it.
It's classy.
It's classy.
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Respect to the local dive bar with the trough pisser next to the shitter for having nice new tiling and morning above it.
It's classy.
It's classy.
Me watching the new The Chair Company
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Me watching the new The Chair Company