Matt Johnson
@matthewjohnson.bsky.social
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[whispering to date while watching a Huntington Beach city council meeting for some reason when @chriswarcraft.bsky.social first appears behind the mic] That's @chriswarcraft.bsky.social
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If I send you this, know I’ve lost my shit
Sal Frelick
matthewjohnson.bsky.social
How many of them subscribe only because they don't know how to cancel or don't know that they actually subscribe and think that it just comes like it always has?
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There's exactly one light switch in the main area of my hotel room. What would be the most ridiculous light for it to control?
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Burgers should not look that wet
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The Buffalo Bills have a bye and look like shit.
The Buffalo Sabres play 6 games before the next Bills game and are the Buffalo Sabres.

Which team wins a game first?
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I'm just not going to care about sports at all this winter and instead get really into pickleball
matthewjohnson.bsky.social
Imagine having Josh Allen and not going all the fuck in on blowing every team out of the water with skill players who are skilled
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And neither of the general managers of either team knows what the fuck they're doing either when it comes to building a complete team.

One just got lucky in drafting the greatest athlete Buffalo has ever seen.
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Love that the head coaches of the only two professional sports teams I actually care about plateaued years ago, are squandering generational talents that captain both teams, and will never be fired because they "earned that" Because Buffalo.
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Fire it anyways. He's hit his peak
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Rasmus Dahlin makes trade demand
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Rasmus Dahlin: “We gotta get out of this bullshit.”
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Every brewery I've been to this year in Alaska, NY, California, Nevada, Utah, Canada and even Argentina among others is making lagers lagers and more lagers
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There's one country responsible for their installation and they're now all over Alaska and National Parks because of them
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I watched it this winter and totally agree. At the end I was just like that's it?
matthewjohnson.bsky.social
This hotel must be underwater with prices like that
secretflying.bsky.social
5* Hotel Titanic Penedo in Itatiaia, Brazil for only $81 USD per night #Travel

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