Matt Johnson
@matthewjohnson.bsky.social
aka twoeightnine everywhere else
Is it though?
We made tech bros into rock stars and gave them cult followings to go with unmatched wealth.
We made the media into more important stories than the news that they cover and rewarded them at every chance.
We're right where we belong.
We made tech bros into rock stars and gave them cult followings to go with unmatched wealth.
We made the media into more important stories than the news that they cover and rewarded them at every chance.
We're right where we belong.
it’s so weird to look around and realize like, tech and media are materially worse than a decade ago
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Is it though?
We made tech bros into rock stars and gave them cult followings to go with unmatched wealth.
We made the media into more important stories than the news that they cover and rewarded them at every chance.
We're right where we belong.
We made tech bros into rock stars and gave them cult followings to go with unmatched wealth.
We made the media into more important stories than the news that they cover and rewarded them at every chance.
We're right where we belong.
I have not paid any attention to what is going on because college football is the dumbest thing to happen to America but I can tell you that Lane Kiffin is an asshole and no matter what happens the dumbest people you know will be even dumber in the morning.
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I have not paid any attention to what is going on because college football is the dumbest thing to happen to America but I can tell you that Lane Kiffin is an asshole and no matter what happens the dumbest people you know will be even dumber in the morning.
And yet we look down on the Branch Davidians
one thing i love about college football is that you can locate the least consequential game of the day, between two schools you barely knew existed, and there will be grown men on television in the stands ready to kill themselves if it goes the wrong way
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
And yet we look down on the Branch Davidians
I've always wanted a pair of pants with pockets for all three of my balls
these have been on my "to buy" list forever. currently on sale at Lost & Found in Toronto
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I've always wanted a pair of pants with pockets for all three of my balls
When you nut but she hasn't touched you in a decade
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
When you nut but she hasn't touched you in a decade
Because they desperately want to be part of the in crowd and will do everything to get there or stay there
HOW DOES NO ONE IN THE ROOM EVER SAY SOMETHING WHEN HE DOES THIS SHIT?
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Because they desperately want to be part of the in crowd and will do everything to get there or stay there
More than Likely that's a touchback
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
More than Likely that's a touchback
Wish we were in a Post Post Malone era
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Wish we were in a Post Post Malone era
And it's not even a British holiday
Everyone posting photos of their Thanksgiving plates and it looks like this
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
And it's not even a British holiday
This is art
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This is art
Here's a fun one for any area journalists to look into:
Did the Buffalo Bills kill Buffalo's nightlife?
Was talking with my friend whose brewery has a second location there. Highly rated place. Business has cratered there. It's dead most nights. Across the board lots of bars are seeing the same.
Did the Buffalo Bills kill Buffalo's nightlife?
Was talking with my friend whose brewery has a second location there. Highly rated place. Business has cratered there. It's dead most nights. Across the board lots of bars are seeing the same.
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Here's a fun one for any area journalists to look into:
Did the Buffalo Bills kill Buffalo's nightlife?
Was talking with my friend whose brewery has a second location there. Highly rated place. Business has cratered there. It's dead most nights. Across the board lots of bars are seeing the same.
Did the Buffalo Bills kill Buffalo's nightlife?
Was talking with my friend whose brewery has a second location there. Highly rated place. Business has cratered there. It's dead most nights. Across the board lots of bars are seeing the same.
[Buys a beer called "Year of the Horse"]
Jesus Christ, they should have jerked him off six months ago.
Jesus Christ, they should have jerked him off six months ago.
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
[Buys a beer called "Year of the Horse"]
Jesus Christ, they should have jerked him off six months ago.
Jesus Christ, they should have jerked him off six months ago.
Me at the bar tonight: don't you dare serve them they're 12!
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Me at the bar tonight: don't you dare serve them they're 12!
Reposted by Matt Johnson
The only pertinent thing about this story is that everyone involved is responsible for the murder of millions of infants and children. I don't care about Cum Poetry, I care that these are serial murderers
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The only pertinent thing about this story is that everyone involved is responsible for the murder of millions of infants and children. I don't care about Cum Poetry, I care that these are serial murderers
Reposted by Matt Johnson
To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
Pregame NHL posts are great because they're all
"You know this dude is locked in because he's wearing a gray hoodie with skinny pants"
"Man means business because he's in his black suit with no tie"
"His head is on straight under that $500 toque"
"You know this dude is locked in because he's wearing a gray hoodie with skinny pants"
"Man means business because he's in his black suit with no tie"
"His head is on straight under that $500 toque"
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Pregame NHL posts are great because they're all
"You know this dude is locked in because he's wearing a gray hoodie with skinny pants"
"Man means business because he's in his black suit with no tie"
"His head is on straight under that $500 toque"
"You know this dude is locked in because he's wearing a gray hoodie with skinny pants"
"Man means business because he's in his black suit with no tie"
"His head is on straight under that $500 toque"
Attention Rochester boys and girls. Ebbets Field has a vintage Cal Ripken Red Wings jersey for $35.
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www.ebbets.com/products/roc...
Rochester Red Wings EFF MiLB Vintage V-Neck baseball jersey - Ebbets Field Flannels
Ebbets Field Flannels sells a Rochester Red Wings MiLB Vintage V-Neck baseball jersey.
www.ebbets.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Attention Rochester boys and girls. Ebbets Field has a vintage Cal Ripken Red Wings jersey for $35.
www.ebbets.com/products/roc...
www.ebbets.com/products/roc...
I've not been designing much stuff in the last few years due to exhaustion and personal reasons but I'm going to do something about this. If anyone has a good sticker manufacturer that can do die cut stickers and not charge me a ton please let me know
I've never wanted to stay inside more. The annual passes have always showcased the natural beauty of America through the photography of someone immersed in it. Instead we got the ugly mug of a golfer who can't even walk a course.
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I've not been designing much stuff in the last few years due to exhaustion and personal reasons but I'm going to do something about this. If anyone has a good sticker manufacturer that can do die cut stickers and not charge me a ton please let me know
I've never wanted to stay inside more. The annual passes have always showcased the natural beauty of America through the photography of someone immersed in it. Instead we got the ugly mug of a golfer who can't even walk a course.
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I've never wanted to stay inside more. The annual passes have always showcased the natural beauty of America through the photography of someone immersed in it. Instead we got the ugly mug of a golfer who can't even walk a course.
Reposted by Matt Johnson
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Blind retweet but definitely reading every bit of
Announcing the debut of the Chicken Wings in Buffalo Timeline, something I started years ago & wasn't able to finish until I retired. Over 100 events, 1855-present.
https://buffaloresearch.com/chicken-wings-in-buffalo/
https://buffaloresearch.com/chicken-wings-in-buffalo/
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Blind retweet but definitely reading every bit of
How come Sean McDermott hasn't brought in this part of the Carolina defense?
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
How come Sean McDermott hasn't brought in this part of the Carolina defense?