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There's a beautiful seal basking in the glimmer of the north star
January 24, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
POV you’re a bird out for a leisurely Sunday fly
Come on, no. You can’t engagement farm like this.
“Name a random painting you like. I’ll start: Mona Lisa”
“Name a random painting you like. I’ll start: Mona Lisa”
January 23, 2026 at 2:36 PM
POV you’re a bird out for a leisurely Sunday fly
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Come on, no. You can’t engagement farm like this.
“Name a random painting you like. I’ll start: Mona Lisa”
“Name a random painting you like. I’ll start: Mona Lisa”
January 23, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Come on, no. You can’t engagement farm like this.
“Name a random painting you like. I’ll start: Mona Lisa”
“Name a random painting you like. I’ll start: Mona Lisa”
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no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies
January 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies
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[smoking two cigarettes at once] Pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will.
January 8, 2026 at 2:58 AM
[smoking two cigarettes at once] Pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will.
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Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.
January 7, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.
Look at my media, dawg, I’m goin to fascism
Here's the clip of Tony Dokoupil ending tonight's broadcast by absolutely gushing over "ultimate Florida Man" Marco Rubio.
January 7, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Look at my media, dawg, I’m goin to fascism
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hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar
January 6, 2026 at 2:13 AM
hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We had a good run
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who up forging they chains
How much are you going to pay doctors?
Which current hospitals get shut down ?
What happens if doctors opt out of the system ? Who is going to invest in new curative therapies. You ?
How much in taxes pr year do you think it's possible to collect if you took every penny from billionaires?
Which current hospitals get shut down ?
What happens if doctors opt out of the system ? Who is going to invest in new curative therapies. You ?
How much in taxes pr year do you think it's possible to collect if you took every penny from billionaires?
Half the amount that everyone currently pays could provide universal healthcare. Private health companies don’t need to exist. Eliminate them. And use your collective buying power and economies of scale to get it done. Every cent of their profit is healthcare denied.
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
who up forging they chains
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muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)
December 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)
Why would I go back to twitter when I can catch fish here
December 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Why would I go back to twitter when I can catch fish here
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
Randy Scrub is a top-tier Japanese Fake American Name for a Texan
I moved from Texas to Maine two years ago. Last month I went back for four days. I won't go again.
medium.com/@randythetoo...
medium.com/@randythetoo...
You’re not supposed to live like this
This is a story about Texas.
medium.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Randy Scrub is a top-tier Japanese Fake American Name for a Texan
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meanwhile blackjack is definitely right-coded because republicans love to hit anything under 21
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
meanwhile blackjack is definitely right-coded because republicans love to hit anything under 21
a genius yet evil idea to gate the human connection and non-commercial content behind a pay gate for the lonely millennials working from home. insane levels of twirling moustache behaviour. scrooge mcduck would blush
You have to upgrade the thing to the premium one and pay $50 extra for the season and it’s extremely worth it
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
a genius yet evil idea to gate the human connection and non-commercial content behind a pay gate for the lonely millennials working from home. insane levels of twirling moustache behaviour. scrooge mcduck would blush
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cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
imagine if nosebleeds hurt
life could always be worse
life could always be worse
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
imagine if nosebleeds hurt
life could always be worse
life could always be worse
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
I’ve never seen BlueSky so universally focused on a single thing like it’s been with Epstein NYT insanity, either I’m following Americans disproportionately or this really is that big
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I’ve never seen BlueSky so universally focused on a single thing like it’s been with Epstein NYT insanity, either I’m following Americans disproportionately or this really is that big
Holy SHIT what muppet show was *I* watching??
I'd like one of those giant monsters on the Muppet Show be the "eater" as it were
a stuffed animal is sitting on a table with a can of coca cola in the background
ALT: a stuffed animal is sitting on a table with a can of coca cola in the background
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Holy SHIT what muppet show was *I* watching??
John Cats In My Tiddies
Big Apple billionaire John Catsimatidis planned to move his business to New Jersey if Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor. Now he’s reconsidering.
Supermarket Billionaire Reacts To Mamdani’s Win
Big Apple billionaire John Catsimatidis planned to move his business to New Jersey if Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor. Now he’s reconsidering.
www.forbes.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
John Cats In My Tiddies
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's Friday night baby