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@mattfromatlanta.bsky.social
Matt from Decatur (2024 - present) since the oldest started kindergarten. I am also Matt from Baltimore (2001 -2015) and Matt from DC (1978-1992).
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My favorite teams all suck this year.
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My favorite teams all suck this year.
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I can tell you now I am not going to post anything about my music year in review because it’s humiliating for “Your Idol” to be #1 by an order of magnitude.
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$1 fine if someone calls you a slur and catches hands, imo.
December 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
$1 fine if someone calls you a slur and catches hands, imo.
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The maga divide summarized: does the gutter racism that is the mortar of our coalition apply to Jews or not? And if it doesn’t do we mean that or are we just pretending for the moment?
December 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The maga divide summarized: does the gutter racism that is the mortar of our coalition apply to Jews or not? And if it doesn’t do we mean that or are we just pretending for the moment?
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NBC advertising Packers-Ravens with photos of Lamar Jackson and Jordan Love when the game might be Tyler Huntley vs. Clayton Tune.
December 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
NBC advertising Packers-Ravens with photos of Lamar Jackson and Jordan Love when the game might be Tyler Huntley vs. Clayton Tune.
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Shout out to all the fools who fell for the free speech grift. You helped this along.
December 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Shout out to all the fools who fell for the free speech grift. You helped this along.
Sorta think what the Ravens need is a coach who will tell them to stop fumbling.
December 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Sorta think what the Ravens need is a coach who will tell them to stop fumbling.
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All big Ravens games have taken on a spooky sameness
December 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
All big Ravens games have taken on a spooky sameness
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The rate of return here is crazy: for a few hundred thousand dollars, this lab produces literally billions of oysters and supports a seafood industry worth hundreds of millions. And the Trump administration is just like "fuck all that, it's wasteful spending, you're fired"
December 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The rate of return here is crazy: for a few hundred thousand dollars, this lab produces literally billions of oysters and supports a seafood industry worth hundreds of millions. And the Trump administration is just like "fuck all that, it's wasteful spending, you're fired"
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The entire point of having a government is for mutual protection and improved quality of life. It’s just dumb that we leave healthcare and education in the hands of profiteers.
December 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The entire point of having a government is for mutual protection and improved quality of life. It’s just dumb that we leave healthcare and education in the hands of profiteers.
Feels like things are lining up for the Ravens to be the team that is more lucky than good as this weird season winds down. Why the hell not?
December 21, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Feels like things are lining up for the Ravens to be the team that is more lucky than good as this weird season winds down. Why the hell not?
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"So Kirk, Stannis Baratheon's fleet had the advantage, but look right here - this ship doesn't take a step forward, and he lets the wildfyre get behind him."
December 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
"So Kirk, Stannis Baratheon's fleet had the advantage, but look right here - this ship doesn't take a step forward, and he lets the wildfyre get behind him."
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Aight, the rebels have the size disadvantage, but they've got speed on the edges.
December 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Aight, the rebels have the size disadvantage, but they've got speed on the edges.
Manatee Jesus appeared on my soap it is a miracle.
December 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Manatee Jesus appeared on my soap it is a miracle.
I assumed this was gonna be caveated all to hell and come with a bunch of implicit blame of ‘those people’ but no he’s saying exactly what it sounds like and giving examples.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/o...
Opinion | Mitt Romney: Tax the Rich, Like Me
www.nytimes.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I assumed this was gonna be caveated all to hell and come with a bunch of implicit blame of ‘those people’ but no he’s saying exactly what it sounds like and giving examples.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/o...
Yes, taking Trump’s name off of all the *public property* he wants to turn into an ad for himself is absolutely worth political capital.
It’s about who it belongs to and whether being president entitles you to make everything about you. It absolutely-the-fuck does not.
It’s about who it belongs to and whether being president entitles you to make everything about you. It absolutely-the-fuck does not.
December 20, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Yes, taking Trump’s name off of all the *public property* he wants to turn into an ad for himself is absolutely worth political capital.
It’s about who it belongs to and whether being president entitles you to make everything about you. It absolutely-the-fuck does not.
It’s about who it belongs to and whether being president entitles you to make everything about you. It absolutely-the-fuck does not.
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Oh my god I was right
Bondi is gonna release the Epstein Files and it's gonna be a PDF that just says Bill Clintin 400 times with random dates and times
December 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Oh my god I was right
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Kids are going to die. Babies are going to die. Some already have. Because of the outcome of this election.
December 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Kids are going to die. Babies are going to die. Some already have. Because of the outcome of this election.
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I don't want to hear one goddamn word from anyone who spent the smallest amount of energy detracting from the effort to elect Biden/Harris in 2024.
BREAKING: RFKJr directs that the US instantly stop recommending all vaccinations for children. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
Under RFK Jr., U.S. plans to stop recommending most vaccines, defer to doctors
The plan, which is not finalized, suggests children get fewer shots and shifts to a model telling parents to consult doctors to make their own vaccine choices.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I don't want to hear one goddamn word from anyone who spent the smallest amount of energy detracting from the effort to elect Biden/Harris in 2024.
i’ll admit I never took the actual scale of this thing seriously. jfc, punish these bastards.
1. BREAKING
Congressman Ro Khanna — who co-authored the Epstein bill with Congressman Thomas Massie — says the Trump Department of Justice’s Epstein files release today DOES NOT comply with federal law.
Congressman Ro Khanna — who co-authored the Epstein bill with Congressman Thomas Massie — says the Trump Department of Justice’s Epstein files release today DOES NOT comply with federal law.
December 20, 2025 at 11:47 AM
i’ll admit I never took the actual scale of this thing seriously. jfc, punish these bastards.
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1. BREAKING
Congressman Ro Khanna — who co-authored the Epstein bill with Congressman Thomas Massie — says the Trump Department of Justice’s Epstein files release today DOES NOT comply with federal law.
Congressman Ro Khanna — who co-authored the Epstein bill with Congressman Thomas Massie — says the Trump Department of Justice’s Epstein files release today DOES NOT comply with federal law.
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
1. BREAKING
Congressman Ro Khanna — who co-authored the Epstein bill with Congressman Thomas Massie — says the Trump Department of Justice’s Epstein files release today DOES NOT comply with federal law.
Congressman Ro Khanna — who co-authored the Epstein bill with Congressman Thomas Massie — says the Trump Department of Justice’s Epstein files release today DOES NOT comply with federal law.
i mean if you‘re part of a club where everyone gets to believe in and enjoy this sort of thing together and some egghead comes along and points out that you’re fucking nuts, you’d be mad too.
Prestonwood Baptist Church in Plano, Texas...$70 per ticket.
December 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM
i mean if you‘re part of a club where everyone gets to believe in and enjoy this sort of thing together and some egghead comes along and points out that you’re fucking nuts, you’d be mad too.
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I gotta admit I have a hard time making it through all the prime-time games as I get older. Not tonight. I'm still wide awake. That was crazy.
December 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I gotta admit I have a hard time making it through all the prime-time games as I get older. Not tonight. I'm still wide awake. That was crazy.
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
Introduce yourself with the five fanciest animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Blue Whale
California Condor
Leopard Shark
Glass Lizard
Mediterranean Gecko (but in the state of Georgia but yes in the wild)
Blue Whale
California Condor
Leopard Shark
Glass Lizard
Mediterranean Gecko (but in the state of Georgia but yes in the wild)
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Fox
Eagle
Sand shark
Alligator
Skunk
Fox
Eagle
Sand shark
Alligator
Skunk
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Orca
Alligator
Humpback whale
Pronghorn
Osprey
(Honorable mention to sea turtle, man o war, and otter)
Orca
Alligator
Humpback whale
Pronghorn
Osprey
(Honorable mention to sea turtle, man o war, and otter)
December 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Introduce yourself with the five fanciest animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Blue Whale
California Condor
Leopard Shark
Glass Lizard
Mediterranean Gecko (but in the state of Georgia but yes in the wild)
Blue Whale
California Condor
Leopard Shark
Glass Lizard
Mediterranean Gecko (but in the state of Georgia but yes in the wild)