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Matteo
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afflicted with terminal onlineness | kinda gay | social media is my primary form of S&M
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literally the go woke or go broke coalition
March 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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The more I read about the weird esoteric cult roots of Silicon Valley tech culture, the more I suspect the progressive trapping were operationalized lessons from Bay Area cults.

Bind people to the job with shared values, then separate them from family and support groups through overwork.
October 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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What’s yellow and can’t swim?

A bulldozer.
Why do velociraptors make bad pets?
Because they're all dead
September 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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What type of dinosaur regularly quotes Plato and Descartes?
A philosoraptor
September 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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BREAKING: Hayley Williams teases conversion to Roman Catholic Church by posting Instagram photo emblazoned with the Cross of St Peter
August 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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August 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
deeply missing the joyful chaos of ye olde twitter when a gay just needs to queen out over hayley williams
August 10, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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It’s always a good day to cancel The NY Times.
July 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
alright, who snitched between netflix or disney? 🙃
June 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
new pope rn:
May 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
karina gould’s brother thirstrapping online to campaign for her heals my soul
April 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Everyday is April fools when you're attracted to men
April 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I put on a video on how weird the 2011 election was while cooking and then cried when they read the ending of jack layton’s letter
April 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
wondering if one of the reasons the US west feels less culturally different to canada than the east is the development patterns — large swathes of remote nature with pockets of development
March 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Chappell Roan’s The Giver, a song literally about lesbian topping she did as a country anthem cause she thought it was funny, used for Hockey Night in Canada’s opening tonight & it’s even funnier
March 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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The election has just been called for April 28.

If you are a Canadian living outside the country, get your mail-in ballot here ASAP:

travel.gc.ca/travelling/l...
Canada election live: Canadian PM Mark Carney calls snap election
Carney has asked the governor general to dissolve Parliament, launching an election campaign amid a trade war with the US.
www.bbc.com
March 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Of course Irish Twitter had a time with it. Aside from these someone else referred to "the Black Friday Agreement".
March 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Trump needs to stop these tariffs for the sole reason that people are starting to believe that Doug Ford is a good leader, and I cannot have that
Doug Ford: "If we go into a recession, it's self-made by one person. It's called 'President Trump's recession.' It shouldn't be this way. We should be booming. Both countries."
March 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Judith Butler: "Once you decide that a single vulnerable minority can be sacrificed, you’re operating within a fascist logic, because that means there might be a second one you’re willing to sacrifice, and a third, a fourth, and then what happens?"
Judith Butler, philosopher: ‘If you sacrifice a minority like trans people, you are operating within a fascist logic’
A leading figure in feminism and gender studies, the thinker welcomes EL PAÍS in California after being voted one of the most influential minds in the world
english.elpais.com
February 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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It is an incredible example of how Republicans have set a whole national agenda on trans rights from basically nothing. 15 years ago, it was on very few peoples’ radar. 10 years ago, a bathroom ban was seen as worthy of a national boycott. Today, the Dem governor of CA is on their side.
March 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Trump has ended American democracy, but I also saw one of my daughter's friends wearing a Che t-shirt in a TikTok video. I have never felt more politically homeless.
March 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Gavin Newsom said his 13 year old was being influenced by far right podcasters… so Newsom created his own podcast to have them on and be friends with them. Incredible example being set. We are so cooked
March 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
americans will drive across the country to walk around an artificial disney town (outside the park!) because they’ve destroyed their own communities through catering to cars and wealthy suburbs
March 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
a great day for canada, and therefore the world
February 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM