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I smirk with the confidence of a Tier One operator as I say "watch this, kid" and execute a flawless 16-point Flow Strike with my karambit, my daughter's sandwich falls apart into equal triangles WITHOUT crusts
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This reminds me of a fact surprisingly few know, so for those of you who learned something today: Now you know.
There is a 100% official Elden Ring manga. It is a screwball comedy about a naked idiot failing uphill all the way to the Erdtree.
www.amazon.co.uk/Elden-Ring-R...
There is a 100% official Elden Ring manga. It is a screwball comedy about a naked idiot failing uphill all the way to the Erdtree.
www.amazon.co.uk/Elden-Ring-R...
Reposting the clear hierarchy of danger in Retro Circlet because it was not on blusker and for one (1) other reason.
January 22, 2026 at 4:42 PM
This reminds me of a fact surprisingly few know, so for those of you who learned something today: Now you know.
There is a 100% official Elden Ring manga. It is a screwball comedy about a naked idiot failing uphill all the way to the Erdtree.
www.amazon.co.uk/Elden-Ring-R...
There is a 100% official Elden Ring manga. It is a screwball comedy about a naked idiot failing uphill all the way to the Erdtree.
www.amazon.co.uk/Elden-Ring-R...
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I still think about Infra, and wish I had pushed more people to play it when I had a platform. It's nobbly and weird and surprising, a first-person explore-o-puzzler which opens with PowerPoint then tumbles into conspiracy and catastrophe. Down to £5 for a bit: store.steampowered.com/app/251110/I...
January 21, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I still think about Infra, and wish I had pushed more people to play it when I had a platform. It's nobbly and weird and surprising, a first-person explore-o-puzzler which opens with PowerPoint then tumbles into conspiracy and catastrophe. Down to £5 for a bit: store.steampowered.com/app/251110/I...
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I continue to believe that one of the things that fuels this “no protests” myth is that the US is a massive and sparsely populated nation that can’t continuously and consistently converge on one central city the way, say, the French can.
I remember how I was asked, live on German television, a mere 48 hours after No Kings II: “Why are there no protests?” And three months later, as the people of Minneapolis are standing in solidarity against the outrageous occupation of their city, I’m still getting that question in most interviews.
January 21, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I continue to believe that one of the things that fuels this “no protests” myth is that the US is a massive and sparsely populated nation that can’t continuously and consistently converge on one central city the way, say, the French can.
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imagining a work culture where every manager agrees not to give a shit about productivity metrics as long as work is generally getting done. rotating it in my mind
Remote work 2. Exact same people exact same problem
January 21, 2026 at 5:17 PM
imagining a work culture where every manager agrees not to give a shit about productivity metrics as long as work is generally getting done. rotating it in my mind
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The Escapist has been functionally dead for ages. It's being Weekend At Bernies'd by venture capitalists. Here's what their youtube channel looks like.
Literally nothing but advertising online gambling.
Literally nothing but advertising online gambling.
January 21, 2026 at 1:10 PM
The Escapist has been functionally dead for ages. It's being Weekend At Bernies'd by venture capitalists. Here's what their youtube channel looks like.
Literally nothing but advertising online gambling.
Literally nothing but advertising online gambling.
The Age of the Aggreived Loser marches on
January 21, 2026 at 8:58 AM
The Age of the Aggreived Loser marches on
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Stephen Miller and JD Vance are inseparable from President Donald Trump at Davos this year. Constantly tightly flanked by his two closest advisors, he’s sporting a fashionable new pair of sunglasses and looking healthier than ever
January 21, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Stephen Miller and JD Vance are inseparable from President Donald Trump at Davos this year. Constantly tightly flanked by his two closest advisors, he’s sporting a fashionable new pair of sunglasses and looking healthier than ever
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ashleigh is a sweetheart who cries at everything. with her permission i'm going to make a thread of things she cries at: #1 - when the two jellyfish creatures touch tentacles at the end of encounter at farpoint
December 15, 2024 at 10:03 PM
ashleigh is a sweetheart who cries at everything. with her permission i'm going to make a thread of things she cries at: #1 - when the two jellyfish creatures touch tentacles at the end of encounter at farpoint
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donald trump experienced a level of what was, for him, humiliation equivalent to death when obama lightly mocked him back in 2011 and we all are going to pay for it
January 19, 2026 at 3:38 PM
donald trump experienced a level of what was, for him, humiliation equivalent to death when obama lightly mocked him back in 2011 and we all are going to pay for it
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Ahh , the Old Paedophile is mad again . . .
January 19, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Ahh , the Old Paedophile is mad again . . .
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taking trump seriously rn would be too damaging to a US in decline so the whole system is squirming to not look at him directly. press translating what he says to sound more sane, democrats just talking about eggs. he's too big to fail
January 19, 2026 at 1:03 PM
taking trump seriously rn would be too damaging to a US in decline so the whole system is squirming to not look at him directly. press translating what he says to sound more sane, democrats just talking about eggs. he's too big to fail
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the euros really need to hit the economic pressure button. the tripwire force in greenland is a good example of what happens when trump faces real costs
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 5:12 AM
the euros really need to hit the economic pressure button. the tripwire force in greenland is a good example of what happens when trump faces real costs
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americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys
January 18, 2026 at 9:15 PM
americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys
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Been thinking about this for a long time - if I owned a Pizza restaurant I’d Call it PizTsar and I’d force my employees to refer to themselves as the Doughletariat. That way when I prevent them from unionising I can say it was just a bit
January 18, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Been thinking about this for a long time - if I owned a Pizza restaurant I’d Call it PizTsar and I’d force my employees to refer to themselves as the Doughletariat. That way when I prevent them from unionising I can say it was just a bit
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this alone is worth an impeachment tbh
REPORTER: Do you commit to not militarily engaging NATO partners?
TRUMP: I don't talk about that
REPORTER: You're not willing to commit to not attacking a NATO partner?
TRUMP: I don't talk about that
REPORTER: You're not willing to commit to not attacking a NATO partner?
January 17, 2026 at 4:04 PM
this alone is worth an impeachment tbh
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holy shit you guys. i am already plotting a National Treasure and/or Ocean’s Eleven scheme to steal this
January 17, 2026 at 3:30 AM
holy shit you guys. i am already plotting a National Treasure and/or Ocean’s Eleven scheme to steal this
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we are truly in our Bad Sentence To Read Era
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
Latest from Mormon Land: YouTube’s MrBeast partners with LDS Church; spate of new new stakes created
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
www.sltrib.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:35 PM
we are truly in our Bad Sentence To Read Era
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Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
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Dropkick Murphys' Unveil Anti-ICE Song: "Too Scared to Join the Military, Too Dumb to Be a Cop"
Dropkick Murphys are releasing an anti-I.C.E. song, "Citizen I.C.E.," as part of their tour-only split LP with Haywire. Learn more.
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January 15, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
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Its meaningful that they called the bitch a fucking liar with zero hesitation
I don’t think the cabal really understands the depth of rage here
I don’t think the cabal really understands the depth of rage here
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt says the Danes agreed to form a working group to discuss the surrender of Greenland to Trump. "No we didn't" says the Danish foreign minister, indeed "there will be no discussion of turnover." www.berlingske.dk/indland/det-...
Det Hvide Hus: Arbejdsgruppe skal drøfte »erhvervelsen af Grønland« – Løkke afviser
Onsdagens møde og NATO-allieredes styrker i Grønland ændrer ikke Trumps ambitioner om, at USA skal erhverve Grønland, lyder det torsdag aften fra Det Hvide Hus.
www.berlingske.dk
January 16, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Its meaningful that they called the bitch a fucking liar with zero hesitation
I don’t think the cabal really understands the depth of rage here
I don’t think the cabal really understands the depth of rage here
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Dudes rock
January 15, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Dudes rock
I smirk with the confidence of a Tier One operator as I say "watch this, kid" and execute a flawless 16-point Flow Strike with my karambit, my daughter's sandwich falls apart into equal triangles WITHOUT crusts
January 15, 2026 at 8:02 AM
I smirk with the confidence of a Tier One operator as I say "watch this, kid" and execute a flawless 16-point Flow Strike with my karambit, my daughter's sandwich falls apart into equal triangles WITHOUT crusts
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