Malraux
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RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
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people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
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I feel like I understand Douglas Adams's warnings about Vogon poetry a little more clearly now.
November 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I feel like I understand Douglas Adams's warnings about Vogon poetry a little more clearly now.
Seeing different people discover what they missed overnight like:
back to the future doc brown is holding a remote control and talking to a man
ALT: back to the future doc brown is holding a remote control and talking to a man
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Seeing different people discover what they missed overnight like:
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Lacing the Eucharist with MDMA is a way to get more young people to the church.
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Lacing the Eucharist with MDMA is a way to get more young people to the church.
The average Democratic politician is way more moral and ethical than the average Republican politician.
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The average Democratic politician is way more moral and ethical than the average Republican politician.
Testing out the bsky block feature I guess.
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Testing out the bsky block feature I guess.
I’ll be pretty public with not believing the lady who made up a story to take down democrats and used it to get close and personal with Putin. Just evil and worthy of all disgust.
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I’ll be pretty public with not believing the lady who made up a story to take down democrats and used it to get close and personal with Putin. Just evil and worthy of all disgust.
So basically the core conspiracy of qanon was right, that the elites were engaged in massive cover up of child trafficking and abuse.
Shock GIF
ALT: Shock GIF
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
So basically the core conspiracy of qanon was right, that the elites were engaged in massive cover up of child trafficking and abuse.
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Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi
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All 2026 tour dates and ticket info up RIGHT NOW at
www.weirdal.com/tour
www.weirdal.com/tour
November 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
All 2026 tour dates and ticket info up RIGHT NOW at
www.weirdal.com/tour
www.weirdal.com/tour
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
My assessment of Massie remains that his apparent insanity prior to this was a carefully calculated choice to be the second craziest guy in the house. But it’s always been a calculated choice.
Massie: "I would remind my Republican colleagues who are decided how to vote, Donald Trump can protect you in red districts right now by giving you an endorsement, but by 2030, he's not gonna be the president and you will have voted to protect pedophiles if you don't vote to release those files."
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
My assessment of Massie remains that his apparent insanity prior to this was a carefully calculated choice to be the second craziest guy in the house. But it’s always been a calculated choice.
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Is this like when he had that hour long jam session at that rally?
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Is this like when he had that hour long jam session at that rally?
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what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
what the actual fuck
It’s fine actually if a social media site has a rule against joking about killing and/or torturing people.
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It’s fine actually if a social media site has a rule against joking about killing and/or torturing people.
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So we're just mashing up Wag the Dog with Clear and Present Danger. Trump really is stuck in the 80s and 90s.
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
So we're just mashing up Wag the Dog with Clear and Present Danger. Trump really is stuck in the 80s and 90s.
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.