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Malraux
@malraux.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
The average Democratic politician is way more moral and ethical than the average Republican politician.
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
October 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Sexy knee pain injections
October 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Post the same actor in two roles that show their range.
October 25, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Describe your bsky account in one image
October 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
“Your party is now approaching the Village of Hommlet, having ridden up from lands of the Wild Coast. You are poorly mounted, badly equipped, and have no large sums of cash. In fact, all you have is what you wear and what you ride, plus the few coins that are hidden in purses and pockets.”
September 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
My money would be trump's showtunes playlist from when he freaked out at that rally, stood on stage, and just swayed back and forth.
September 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This is unreasonably irritating.
August 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
August 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
What the hell man.
July 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I was there for the original haha guy thread
July 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Zepbound update: Primary weight loss goal achieved. Hit 200 lbs today. Some over 50 lbs lost total. Still on 10 mg, loss has slowed somewhat. Hitting a point where muscle definition is kinda starting to show up. Haven't been this weight since college 25+ years ago.
June 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Just had to take a selfie for reasons. I’m 3 years older than that vampire and I’m intentionally growing some Santa beard and still seem fine in comparison.
May 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Quote post with a picture of the airplane you’ll accept as a bribe.
May 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Look, how could a computer possibly be able to tell if 99 is greater or less than 90 or 66 bigger or smaller than 60.
May 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
post your getaway vehicle
May 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Zepbound update: officially dropped from class II obese to overweight. These drugs are miracles.
April 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Found it.
March 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
My favorite thing to do is to go outside at 5:30am in Chicago to get some natural light. Just lying about the whole routine.
March 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
March 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Really need a mod for Bluesky that converts this “reskeeted your skeet”
March 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Especially when you look at the trend lines, it's been extraordinarily smooth for a rate of loss. Started at the end of august and consistently lost since then.
March 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Mardi Gras time.
March 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM