Malraux
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Jamal Hinton and Grandma Wanda officially celebrate Thanksgiving together for a 10th year. 🦃
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Jamal Hinton and Grandma Wanda officially celebrate Thanksgiving together for a 10th year. 🦃
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Table of people being thankful for all the usuals (spouses, kids, cancer in remission) and my clown brother-in-law ends up having to explain No Nut November bc he was thankful for winning a $100 bet with his friends
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Table of people being thankful for all the usuals (spouses, kids, cancer in remission) and my clown brother-in-law ends up having to explain No Nut November bc he was thankful for winning a $100 bet with his friends
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A genie granted me one wish - so I wished to be happy.
Now I live with 6 dwarves and work in a mine.
Now I live with 6 dwarves and work in a mine.
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
A genie granted me one wish - so I wished to be happy.
Now I live with 6 dwarves and work in a mine.
Now I live with 6 dwarves and work in a mine.
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Damn zepbound is amazing.
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Damn zepbound is amazing.
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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I support my congressman? Man that’s something I haven’t said since my congressman was John dingel.
A member of the FBI threatened Thomas Massie's staff with criminal investigations, if he didn't "straighten up and play ball".
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I support my congressman? Man that’s something I haven’t said since my congressman was John dingel.
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
:cheap Costco wine isn’t the worst way to go I guess:
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
:cheap Costco wine isn’t the worst way to go I guess:
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
:cheap Costco wine isn’t the worst way to go I guess:
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
:cheap Costco wine isn’t the worst way to go I guess:
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RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
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people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
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I feel like I understand Douglas Adams's warnings about Vogon poetry a little more clearly now.
November 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I feel like I understand Douglas Adams's warnings about Vogon poetry a little more clearly now.
Seeing different people discover what they missed overnight like:
back to the future doc brown is holding a remote control and talking to a man
ALT: back to the future doc brown is holding a remote control and talking to a man
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Seeing different people discover what they missed overnight like:
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Lacing the Eucharist with MDMA is a way to get more young people to the church.
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Lacing the Eucharist with MDMA is a way to get more young people to the church.
The average Democratic politician is way more moral and ethical than the average Republican politician.
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The average Democratic politician is way more moral and ethical than the average Republican politician.
Testing out the bsky block feature I guess.
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Testing out the bsky block feature I guess.
I’ll be pretty public with not believing the lady who made up a story to take down democrats and used it to get close and personal with Putin. Just evil and worthy of all disgust.
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I’ll be pretty public with not believing the lady who made up a story to take down democrats and used it to get close and personal with Putin. Just evil and worthy of all disgust.
So basically the core conspiracy of qanon was right, that the elites were engaged in massive cover up of child trafficking and abuse.
Shock GIF
ALT: Shock GIF
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
So basically the core conspiracy of qanon was right, that the elites were engaged in massive cover up of child trafficking and abuse.
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Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi
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All 2026 tour dates and ticket info up RIGHT NOW at
www.weirdal.com/tour
www.weirdal.com/tour
November 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
All 2026 tour dates and ticket info up RIGHT NOW at
www.weirdal.com/tour
www.weirdal.com/tour
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy