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Be good, do good, god bless, go bills (she/her)

Ohio State alumna, public defender, never met a sports doc, beach, or cat I didn't like.
My sister LOVES the dog show, it is the highlight of her thanksgiving experience. It occurred to me in a flash of brilliance that we're having a very low stress, 5 person celebration at my house and

....it is the perfect time for dog show BINGO. Of course this exists online. ~*~delightful~*~
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Really important to stress that the Crown Jewels of the US higher education system were never the Ivies or elite SLACs (other countries have equivalents of these) but the well-funded, large, cheap, and excellently staffed public state university systems bringing high quality education to the masses.
One of the bragging rights that the US ed system had in the 20th century is that we didn't have education tracks. Essentially, any kid could go to a CC or state school & major in whatever they wanted to (obviously an oversimplification). I fear this aspect of the American dream is dying.
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
lecturing my husband about this with my imperfect new fan understanding, this poor man
No one I know IRL follow F1 and I am DYING RIGHT NOW. What a thing to wake up to!!
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
No one I know IRL follow F1 and I am DYING RIGHT NOW. What a thing to wake up to!!
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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1) good, they should be prosecuted, they are responsible for countless deaths

2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
also thursday games are a health and safety abomination (which I was saying to various friends and family BEFORE the game) and should be abolished
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 4:45 AM
This might be too galaxy brained a take, but if we refuse to actually go get proper wide receivers, can we at LEAST go get brian hartline? Like jesus christ, admit you were wrong
November 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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category 6 billsing. a canon event. one of those games i will think about on my deathbed
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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If you had said these words about Kirk, he and his friends would harass your employer until you got fired.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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New — I wrote about the myriad ways journalism’s moral rot manifests, and how our crumbling institutions have created the conditions for it to fester:
Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field
The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Esptein's journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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A reminder that seven years ago almost to the day, the CIA determined that Mohammed Bin Salman ordered the killing of @washingtonpost.com journalist Jamal Khashoggi.

I hired and worked with Jamal for a year.

www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...
CIA concludes Saudi crown prince ordered Jamal Khashoggi’s assassination
Audio recordings, intercepted phone calls and other intelligence link Mohammed bin Salman to killing that Saudis say was conducted by rogue elements.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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The White House is objectively and demonstrably pro-sex trafficking
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Oh fuck him. He only regrets getting caught.
Larry Summers statement in full…. It’s not clear that this actually changes anything about his status at Harvard or OpenAI.
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I understand the moral superiority of the scolds, but pls, let me have my garbage in peace.
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
He lived and has forgiven them, for now
Watching this game with my 73 year old father (joy). He is describing it as elder abuse (pain)
November 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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honest to god that was the longest football game of my life
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Watching this game with my 73 year old father (joy). He is describing it as elder abuse (pain)
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.

A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Progressives like AOC were intensely criticized for helping tank Amazon’s proposed HQ2, which is the land these apartments will be built on.

HQ2 in Virginia has been a total bust and Amazon is planning to replace much of its workforce with robots.

Once again, progressives were right — just early.
November 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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kinda blows my mind that every single sports fan doesn’t own a digital antenna. i get that lots of stuff is on cable but the one time purchase of an antenna has solved so many of my problems
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM