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Be good, do good, god bless, go bills (she/her)
Ohio State alumna, public defender, never met a sports doc, beach, or cat I didn't like.
Ohio State alumna, public defender, never met a sports doc, beach, or cat I didn't like.
I had planned to get a fancy watch for my 10 year public defender anniversary next year. However, I am loving this Timex I got after ditching my apple watch so much, I'm not sure I'm going to!
September 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I had planned to get a fancy watch for my 10 year public defender anniversary next year. However, I am loving this Timex I got after ditching my apple watch so much, I'm not sure I'm going to!
From the paper that brought you “Michael Brown was no angel” comes a new hit!
September 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
From the paper that brought you “Michael Brown was no angel” comes a new hit!
There was a bar puppy 🥹🥹🥹
June 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
There was a bar puppy 🥹🥹🥹
Fucked around and now I have 9am-2am type work days where I’m in charge? Like….
April 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Fucked around and now I have 9am-2am type work days where I’m in charge? Like….
The first warm day of the year in NYC is an ~*~event~*~. People act like they’ve never been outside. It’s a free for all of feral behavior. It’s coming. On a Saturday. I cannot remember the last time it was a Saturday. I cannot fucking wait, a little island of joy amongst the rancidness of it all
March 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The first warm day of the year in NYC is an ~*~event~*~. People act like they’ve never been outside. It’s a free for all of feral behavior. It’s coming. On a Saturday. I cannot remember the last time it was a Saturday. I cannot fucking wait, a little island of joy amongst the rancidness of it all
Pls don’t let this bad actors win, this is so important. These lumps would never lie about their imminent demise
January 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Pls don’t let this bad actors win, this is so important. These lumps would never lie about their imminent demise
Fully understand, i am this many years old
January 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Fully understand, i am this many years old
My nail tech is moving to California womp womp
January 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
My nail tech is moving to California womp womp
Not a great reading year, trying for 20 in 2025
January 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Not a great reading year, trying for 20 in 2025
The “I will be good” explains the rest of my energy.
December 28, 2024 at 8:21 PM
The “I will be good” explains the rest of my energy.
The litter box isn’t ideal, but we live in a small apartment and there’s no where else for everything to fit
December 24, 2024 at 5:52 AM
The litter box isn’t ideal, but we live in a small apartment and there’s no where else for everything to fit
CHEERFUL SEASONAL MUSIC instead of podcasts is improving morale
December 11, 2024 at 6:34 PM
CHEERFUL SEASONAL MUSIC instead of podcasts is improving morale
Brooklyn
December 9, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Brooklyn
A cat or dog? Data unclear
December 9, 2024 at 1:30 AM
A cat or dog? Data unclear
Lololol oh no.
December 9, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Lololol oh no.
Just public defender things
November 29, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Just public defender things
She absolutely, 100%, believes she is hidden
November 23, 2024 at 4:59 PM
She absolutely, 100%, believes she is hidden
Some other nail art shots, since people liked my sweaters nails!
November 20, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Some other nail art shots, since people liked my sweaters nails!