Magical Johnson
@magicaljohnson.bsky.social
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January 29, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Juiced, baby!
"What if somebody said "It's the Super Bowl." And then I'm like, "You probably couldn't even get a ticket to the Salad Bowl." 🥗 That's funny."
THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too.
(I start sucking the third guy's dick.)
That's funny.
- JF
#TheJokingGamer #ad
THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too.
(I start sucking the third guy's dick.)
That's funny.
- JF
#TheJokingGamer #ad
January 29, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Juiced, baby!
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Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
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DeadblossomJesse with a tribute
January 24, 2026 at 8:32 PM
DeadblossomJesse with a tribute
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I've been downloading and sorting the submissions and they are all extremely hype and or funny. there's still time to submit before sunday!
January 22, 2026 at 5:45 AM
I've been downloading and sorting the submissions and they are all extremely hype and or funny. there's still time to submit before sunday!
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Could this be the final time we see comedian Mickey Loesch on stream for 2026? Well, that's up to you, the viewer! It's your last chance to vote for who gets the 450 bit video alert spot for the rest of the year! And @osullyville.bsky.social is here to help us add up the votes! twitch.tv/gooffkings
January 20, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Could this be the final time we see comedian Mickey Loesch on stream for 2026? Well, that's up to you, the viewer! It's your last chance to vote for who gets the 450 bit video alert spot for the rest of the year! And @osullyville.bsky.social is here to help us add up the votes! twitch.tv/gooffkings
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My friend Paul got a whirlwind of shit for saying this inarguably true thing: saber-rattling over Greenland simply has less impact on Americans than it does on Europeans because most of us are so focused on the nightmare in Minneapolis & what it portends. The Gestapo is currently #1 on the agenda.
I am not here for Europeans telling me Americans don't know how crazy things are. The Nazis are killing people over here at the moment so we're busy but thanks for the input. I had hoped for solidarity but I suppose I'll have to settle for sneering condescension instead.
January 19, 2026 at 8:52 PM
My friend Paul got a whirlwind of shit for saying this inarguably true thing: saber-rattling over Greenland simply has less impact on Americans than it does on Europeans because most of us are so focused on the nightmare in Minneapolis & what it portends. The Gestapo is currently #1 on the agenda.
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new ep with sarah squirm up today!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDtv...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDtv...
January 19, 2026 at 9:27 PM
new ep with sarah squirm up today!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDtv...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDtv...
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Community pushed them out.
January 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Community pushed them out.
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ICE at Midway Target and seem to possible be leaving. Lots of community members here
January 11, 2026 at 7:57 PM
ICE at Midway Target and seem to possible be leaving. Lots of community members here
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Why I love Minneapolis:
I got sober here.
My comedy career started here.
My TV career started here.
Its residents are standing up against fascism.
I got sober here.
My comedy career started here.
My TV career started here.
Its residents are standing up against fascism.
January 11, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Why I love Minneapolis:
I got sober here.
My comedy career started here.
My TV career started here.
Its residents are standing up against fascism.
I got sober here.
My comedy career started here.
My TV career started here.
Its residents are standing up against fascism.
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FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now?
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
January 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now?
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
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"Short Stack" lol. "Oh you're a little guy too" 😭
January 11, 2026 at 7:30 PM
"Short Stack" lol. "Oh you're a little guy too" 😭
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This morning in Minneapolis, an ICE vehicle got stuck on an icy hill in a residential neighborhood. Agents had to push the vehicles out, some almost slipping in the ice themselves.
January 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
This morning in Minneapolis, an ICE vehicle got stuck on an icy hill in a residential neighborhood. Agents had to push the vehicles out, some almost slipping in the ice themselves.
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
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HBOMAX FINALLY ADDED THE THUMBS DOWN FEATURE, YOU CAN THUMBS DOWN BILL MAHER NOW
December 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
HBOMAX FINALLY ADDED THE THUMBS DOWN FEATURE, YOU CAN THUMBS DOWN BILL MAHER NOW
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Mark Cuban just sitting around in a mansion or on a private jet and thinking “hmm, methinks I should bestow the poor with my knowledge” and getting yelled until his feelings are hurt is really funny
December 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Mark Cuban just sitting around in a mansion or on a private jet and thinking “hmm, methinks I should bestow the poor with my knowledge” and getting yelled until his feelings are hurt is really funny
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Here for those interested is the answer to my most frequently asked question of 2025 (and every other year till I die). I'll keep trying for a new set. MERRY BLOODY CHRISTMAS.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...
🎄 Christmas Special 2025 – No More Jockeys with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson
YouTube video by No More Jockeys
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Here for those interested is the answer to my most frequently asked question of 2025 (and every other year till I die). I'll keep trying for a new set. MERRY BLOODY CHRISTMAS.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...
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Wow, I gotta say @bafflegabs.bsky.social, this guerrilla podcast marketing scheme might just be crazy enough to work…
Watch: www.patreon.com/posts/145948...
Listen: www.patreon.com/posts/145948...
Watch: www.patreon.com/posts/145948...
Listen: www.patreon.com/posts/145948...
December 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Wow, I gotta say @bafflegabs.bsky.social, this guerrilla podcast marketing scheme might just be crazy enough to work…
Watch: www.patreon.com/posts/145948...
Listen: www.patreon.com/posts/145948...
Watch: www.patreon.com/posts/145948...
Listen: www.patreon.com/posts/145948...
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not donald trumps adhd ass forgetting to release the entire epstein files AND blowing up a boat again AND putting his name on the kennedy center even though both things are illegal in the SAME WEEKEND. lol. oof. christmas morning gonna hit hard for ya donny my boy. try to get a ritalin script hahaha
December 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
not donald trumps adhd ass forgetting to release the entire epstein files AND blowing up a boat again AND putting his name on the kennedy center even though both things are illegal in the SAME WEEKEND. lol. oof. christmas morning gonna hit hard for ya donny my boy. try to get a ritalin script hahaha
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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I wish the Grinch were real just so he could be murdered on television
December 19, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I wish the Grinch were real just so he could be murdered on television