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Lyndon Marquis
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Bold talk for a one-eyed fat man…
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December 26, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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Our Komodo dragon is fine. He’s faking the limp because last time the vet gave him ketamine.
December 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Long shot, but does anyone in Switzerland have an emergency Theremin to loan tomorrow night ( Friday 12 December )?
#ViaMardot is playing a show in St Gallen, and the airline lost her equipment!!!

We can help pay for a courier if needed, please share to get this message out!!
#theremin #switzerland
December 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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⚠️ Did you know the Government is considering exempting all development sites under 0.5 hectares from the Biodiversity Net Gain system?

Find out why we're calling for a 0.1 hectare threshold: https://freshwaterhabitats.org.uk/news/small-sites-must-not-be-excluded-from-biodiversity-net-gain/
December 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I am on the train to Bingley. Someone is paying for something over the ‘phone. She’s just read her credit card number, expiry date, security number and postcode out loud to everyone in earshot. Jesus Christ.
December 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Happy birthday to me. Who could have predicted a mouthy little no-mark like me could have reached 56‽
December 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem
October 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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whomst amongst us
October 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Spoopy…
December 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
You know the thing where you’ve let the hob and splash back get so grimy you’ve just had to acknowledge that cleaning it will be a multistage process? That thing…
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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I live in Wales and today received my Join Us letter from Reform UK, complete with SAE which I posted back to them, immediately, empty. If every other person in Wales did this, Reform would spend over £1.5 million on postage. Not sorry. Join me Cymru.
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Sport FACT: Tennis star Coco Gauff’s full name is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio Coco Gauff.
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Does anyone understand the Temu offers‽‽‽ “You can have these 4 things for £0.01 provided you walk widdershins around your garden chanting the Ave Maria, but in Greek, and buy 26 other things for which the savings come to exactly £58.76…”
December 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I mean, I’m not going to watch this video but the US is a f_~<ed up country…
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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ICYMI, we still don't have legislation to ban the use of peat in bagged compost (or horticulture more widely) in the UK. Please sign the petition and let's keep peat in the bog and not a bag: www.yppartnership.org.uk/blog/lyndon-...
Bogs not bags... | Yorkshire Peat Partnership
In 2011, the UK Government set a voluntary target for the use of peat in amateur horticulture to be phased out by 2020. In 2021, Defra launched a consultation on whether the use of peat in horticultur...
www.yppartnership.org.uk
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The thing where you discover when you bought some fancy new shower gel you actually picked up the conditioner and then you have to make a wildly unglamorous improvisation? That thing…
December 4, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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Trans women who have been part of the WI for fucking decades just want to share their decent Victoria sponge and find out how you make your gooseberry jelly, Agatha. They’re not some kind of magical unicorn sleeper cell.
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Cracking little film with Dwayne from Wild Ingleborough explaining how this amazing programme is playing its part in the #GreatNorthBog: vimeo.com/1143114364?f...
Yorkshire Peat Partnership on Wild Ingleborough
A little film with Dwayne from our sister programme, Wild Ingleborough, talking about our work together in this amazing place.
vimeo.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
In the Co-op at lunchtime & Co-op radio was "playing more of the songs you love". In this case, "Big Energy" by Latto & she could not be arsed recording a radio edit, leaving radio stations everywhere to blank out all the explicit sex references & N-words. It was almost an instrumental.
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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If you are sick and tired of Governments failing to implement a peat compost ban again and again - to save all of the habitat it destroys each year and bring security to jobs and businesses in horticulture - please sign this petition actnow.peatfreepartnership.org.uk/end-peat-sal... I’ve signed
Sign the petition to end peat sales!
No more delays: Let's get peat out of gardens once and for all. The time for uncertainty has ended.
actnow.peatfreepartnership.org.uk
December 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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In the Environmental Improvement Plan, Gov. has sidestepped its obligations and flunked defining a firm plan to deliver legislation to end peat sales.

Our full response:

peatfreepartnership.org.uk/peat-free-pa...

@marycreagh.bsky.social #climate #nature #peatfree #environment
Peat-free Partnership response to the Environmental Improvement Plan - Peat Free Partnership
Today the UK Government published their revised Environmental Improvement Plan (EIP). The Government has sidestepped its obligations and flunked defining a firm plan to deliver legislation to end peat...
peatfreepartnership.org.uk
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like #Christmoss! Have you been good peatland practitioners and restored a lot of #Peatland this year? #SphagnumMonday #GreatNorthBog #Christmas
December 1, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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"What the Planning and Infrastructure Bill tells us about the government’s approach to nature recovery" - by @RSPB CEO greenallianceblog.org.uk/2025/12/01/w...
What the Planning and Infrastructure Bill tells us about the government’s approach to nature recovery
This post is by Beccy Speight, chief executive officer of the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds. As the UK government has bulldozed on with the new Planning and Infrastructure Bill, we’ve s…
greenallianceblog.org.uk
December 1, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Crikey, Tom Stoppard, eh? *middle class post of the evening*
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM