Lyndon Marquis
@lyndonmarquis.bsky.social
Bold talk for a one-eyed fat man…
Happy birthday to me. Who could have predicted a mouthy little no-mark like me could have reached 56‽
December 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Happy birthday to me. Who could have predicted a mouthy little no-mark like me could have reached 56‽
I mean, I’m not going to watch this video but the US is a f_~<ed up country…
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I mean, I’m not going to watch this video but the US is a f_~<ed up country…
The thing where you discover when you bought some fancy new shower gel you actually picked up the conditioner and then you have to make a wildly unglamorous improvisation? That thing…
December 4, 2025 at 9:39 AM
The thing where you discover when you bought some fancy new shower gel you actually picked up the conditioner and then you have to make a wildly unglamorous improvisation? That thing…
Standard Friday night supper…
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Standard Friday night supper…
Because they’re a health influencer?
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Because they’re a health influencer?
Use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you
Autumn and such…
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Autumn and such…
11th anniversary of falling of this nonsense and (in the scheme of things) getting away with it. Here’s a thing I recorded for R4 about it: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
11th anniversary of falling of this nonsense and (in the scheme of things) getting away with it. Here’s a thing I recorded for R4 about it: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Damn it, I was so close to dating a smart, beautiful Ukrainian Wom an today…
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Damn it, I was so close to dating a smart, beautiful Ukrainian Wom an today…
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
October 30, 2025 at 9:52 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
Is this because a “tactical hoodie” isn’t really a thing and 10 pockets on one jacket is not a benefit, it’s a cost?
October 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Is this because a “tactical hoodie” isn’t really a thing and 10 pockets on one jacket is not a benefit, it’s a cost?
Post a perfect album from 1989.
October 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Post a perfect album from 1989.
Hello, codeine, my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again
And constipation softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my bowel
Makes me scowl
Within the sound of silence
I’ve come to talk with you again
And constipation softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my bowel
Makes me scowl
Within the sound of silence
October 29, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Hello, codeine, my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again
And constipation softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my bowel
Makes me scowl
Within the sound of silence
I’ve come to talk with you again
And constipation softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my bowel
Makes me scowl
Within the sound of silence
I don’t know if anyone is interested in seeing a puppy experience grass for the first time?
October 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I don’t know if anyone is interested in seeing a puppy experience grass for the first time?
There are now 3 working bulbs in the bathroom. There was a 4th bulb in the cupboard but either it's knackered or the wiring is.
October 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
There are now 3 working bulbs in the bathroom. There was a 4th bulb in the cupboard but either it's knackered or the wiring is.
Autumn is falling…
October 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Autumn is falling…
Also, the Thai mint is *so* pretty; look at the purple edges to the leaves!
September 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Also, the Thai mint is *so* pretty; look at the purple edges to the leaves!
Enclosed patio with seating area, website vs real life. tbf, it is handy for the pub…
September 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Enclosed patio with seating area, website vs real life. tbf, it is handy for the pub…
And yet my train has been getting 1 minute later for approximately every minute that I’ve been at the station…
September 19, 2025 at 7:41 AM
And yet my train has been getting 1 minute later for approximately every minute that I’ve been at the station…
On Wednesdays We Wear Black
September 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
On Wednesdays We Wear Black
Without saying Tombstone, fav Val Kilmer Film?
September 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Without saying Tombstone, fav Val Kilmer Film?