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jiro okamoto's yellowed assplate
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Taiga. they/he, disabled. Not safe for actual work but never explicit. I love guys in rubber suits. 腐人.
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jiro okamoto's yellowed assplate @lunarglitch.bsky.social · Oct 17
if you or somebody you know is watching kamen rider blade, hi
lunarglitch.bsky.social
still chewing on amazons 4-7 i love DIVORCE
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
lunarglitch.bsky.social
chat give me suit actor predictions
tokugifs.bsky.social Tokusatsu GIFs @tokugifs.bsky.social · 9h
Super Space Sheriff Gavan Infinity (2026)
Teaser
December 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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sheriffofgay.bsky.social
Here is my large son
A long haired tabby cat perched on a cat tower in a sitting position. He's leaning forward The same tabby cat but this time he's laying down in the cat tower, half of him hanging off the ledge because he's too big
December 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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shaqsquatch.bsky.social
best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶
"warning: do not open outside" tag with birds attacking an open box on a box of mealworms
November 8, 2023 at 3:48 PM
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demontomatodave.bsky.social
this is how the news about lowtax was spread
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
willyum @willyumslife you could be on here showing clear signs of psychosis and people will just be like "hell yeah brother" tess @xsphi I really appreciate the term crashing out. never before has there been a value-neutral way to say someone is having a mental health episode
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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a-raving-loon.bsky.social
He stack
December 4, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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clairewillett.bsky.social
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms

you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
dirtdork.bsky.social Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 1d
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
A screenshot of a post from r/nostalgia with a blurry picture of a Christmas tree (dated 11/23/2013) and the caption "Why doesn't Christmas feel like magic anymore? Do you remember the joy of baking cookies and decorating a Christmas tree with your family?"
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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babynapa.bsky.social
any time a country needs a new cultural export they just need to make yaoi. the fujoshi is without borders
December 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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anforsorrow.bsky.social
Btw, the ballet dancer who posts every year on TikTok their rat costume for the Nutcracker is already posting their yearly Rat Season.
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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wittywebhandle.bsky.social
The "Where's My Wife" Fit Featuring 4 protaganists all wearing Jeans, A green / dark shirt, and bomber overcoat. James Sunderland Sebastian Castellanos Alan Wake Ethan Winters
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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royalsea.bsky.social
a kind angel 🩸
December 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
lunarglitch.bsky.social
i cheered when he got all the cookies....
December 4, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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cinanuva.bsky.social
my all-time favourite toku movie poster. Nothing else beats it. The two original icons of Kamen Rider and Super Sentai join forces on their anniversary to spearhead their long legacy. & a weird annoying pirate is sitting in the back too
December 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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tokugifs.bsky.social
Kamen Rider Stronger (1975)
Episode 17
December 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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ehudkurzweil.bsky.social
USB
USB Type C
USB Type-0
USB-III: Lightning Returns
Dissidia USB-012: Duodecim
Kingdom Hearts USB: Universal Serial Bus
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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cxsmicxddity.bsky.social
three gavanias
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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emaam64.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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everydaylouie.bsky.social
milk thieves
a stylized 3d render of two cats stealing milk from a crate on a doorstep.
December 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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dproof.bsky.social
wanted to draw them w/o glasses
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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lukesteuber.com
Dystopian
Just then, a Waymo opposite them in the intersection made a U-turn. The pair looked up, saw the no-U-turn sign and put their lights on. The Waymo pulled over. As Smithmatun-gol's partner approached the driver's side window, it rolled down. A Waymo operator's voice came on through a speaker. "They said they would look into it," he says. "They were really, really apologetic." Currently, cops in California can't cite a car without a driver.
December 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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williedustice.bsky.social
Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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kiddbanditpro.bsky.social
the way the door falls on top of me somehow after all this is so fkn looney tunes
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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antlervel.vet
You’re telling me these antibiotics are for broads on the spectrum?
December 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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byelacey.bsky.social
i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM