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Wow I can't believe Miyamoto said this during a recent interview.

A Little Sip Of Coffee For Scolipede Please? A Little Sip Would Not Hurt Scolipede. Please Put Cup On Snout For A Little Sip For Scolipede Just A Little Taste

The whole point of democracy is so one person's derangement does not become everybody's problem. It's social hygiene. The fact the richest men in the West are a mix of grotty twelve year olds and deranged apocalypse fanatics is a problem, and we should be honest about it.

Kamen Rider Black
Episode 2: Monster Party

today trans women are shoehorned into emotionally taxing, low-pay roles like barista or retail or mercenary or warrior of light. but back in the day we could be priestesses of the winged serpent, luring the great thinkers and warriors of our age into her gluttonous maw and doing lesbian sex rituals

have you seen him in a cheerlader's outfit

THE 19TH WAS TAKAMASA SUGA'S BIRTHDAY... he deserves everything and more i'm so thankful to the existence of my dragon child.

matsuda put this image up again for the birthday occasion. we should always be reminded of this photo actually

This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

3 and a half years of isopod rolling down big hills!
Isopod is finally coming out tomorrow!
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Idc, "4 people disguised as construction workers heisted the Napoleon family jewels from the Louvre in 7 minutes by rolling up to the second-storey window on a basket lift" is an objectively hilarious event

happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

I went to the Louvre once and enjoyed it but honestly if I was there and a bunch of French investigators rushed in and said “Sacre bleu! there has been a heist!” I would have had a much better time and would have given it five stars on everything

the man on the right has made it his life's mission to capture Lupin the Third

A special occasion.

Earl update: really wants to come outside

THEY PUT INTERNET IN TOILET INSTEAD OF USING SCIENCE TO LET BUGS BE HOT BIG THREE TITTY GREEN ALIEN?? JAIL! JAIL FOR TECH BROS!!

So this is just legitimate ragebait. The context was specifically about expanding the Nintendo IPs and the Nintendo Museum where they can see and use old hardware. Here's the question and answer

tried to work on game today and trying to focus was making me almost black out, head lolling and everything. truly impressive (i am not sleepy and i am literally fine)

YOLO I BELIEVE IN U

This stunning use of passive voice on "games eventually stop running" by a guy famous in preservation circles for making absolutely certain games are not allowed to run.