lesbian elf derangement
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avelene's posting quarantine. oc shit mostly, being really lesbian, whatever thing i become obsessed with for 1-3 months and then forget about. i'm white. nsfw 18+ seriously don't be here if yr a kid!! she/any, pfp by @westlywheatly.bsky.social
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this includes world of warcraft and overwatch btw. i'm not gonna expect everyone to know this immediately but i will be very annoying about it
Blizzard. In October 2023, Microsoft acquired parent company Activision Blizzard, maintaining that the company would continue to operate as a separate business. While part of the larger Microsoft Gaming division, Activision retains its function as the publisher of games developed by their studios.
trustworthyelf.bsky.social
been with my wife for 7 years and i finally remembered to show her over the garden wall this autumn
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trustworthyelf.bsky.social
it sucks how few cis people see the correlation between "trans women are being systematically forced out of public life" and "lol trans women love to be on the computer"
trustworthyelf.bsky.social
realis was sooooo good this week. we had our backs against the wall to a degree that i was considering burning my character's dream, one of our crewmembers possessed the corpse of an orphan vessel and now has spaceship dysphoria, we are gonna get in massive trouble with corporate
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sadgirlfantasy.bsky.social
moby dick is 70% this/how this knowledge makes u think about gay sex
trustworthyelf.bsky.social
i dont think black vortex is as good as gum-gum giant but it certainly is meaner
trustworthyelf.bsky.social
sorry for politics posting so much lately but the politics are so absurd rn
trustworthyelf.bsky.social
"america first" apparently means defunding programs to help usa americans, repeatedly clobbering the economy, and sending zillions of dollars to the administration's favorite foreign regimes
trustworthyelf.bsky.social
i'm running 3 of them :) trying to find space for a 4th
trustworthyelf.bsky.social
also because she can run black vortex, which just gets better and better the more insane these character and leader effects get. on the sim i black vortexed a green zoro player's leader 2 turns in a row and he just left the lobby
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gothcartel.bsky.social
needing to ask for help with medical fees i will be accruing because i haven't been cleared for insurance yet. i have an appointment tomorrow for first steps on what may be endo. for weeks i have been ill and i can barely move today. thank you.

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trustworthyelf.bsky.social
i'm interested in koala because it's pretty easy for her to rebuild a threatening board state if people remove yr difficult to remove 8-costs, but also because these overpowered leaders are able to protect their life so well that it's a huge deal to be able to burn it when they play their best cards
trustworthyelf.bsky.social
they've teased it
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Audio sample from Dissidia Duellum Final Fantasy — an arrangement of 'Blinded by Light' from Final Fantasy XIII:
trustworthyelf.bsky.social
they can keep powercreeping the cards, whatever, sure, but i need optcg to stop printing so many leaders that go above 5k power by themselves
trustworthyelf.bsky.social
still not sure what i'm gonna do in op13. there's already such a huge gulf between current meta decks and everything else, and everyone seems to think it's gonna widen dramatically
trustworthyelf.bsky.social
i dont really care about dissidia but commissioning new versions of blinded by light is one of the best things squenix could possibly spend their money on
trustworthyelf.bsky.social
im getting cockblocked by her
trustworthyelf.bsky.social
exhausted hr manager oc that has to constantly schedule meetings with all of ur sexy office au characters about dressing appropriately for work
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
"Bite her fucking tits"
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fucking trannies has you doing shit you'd never think of. impulses arise from an alternate dimension where there are no questions and the only answer is "just fucking do whatever man you don't even have to cum"

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you get a good grade in transgender sex if at some point over the course of having sex you think "am i even having sex right now. does this count as sex". which btw the answer is always yes if you're horny enough

sludgebitch
ive been thinking about this and legitimately its just that its fucking human like yeah who knows what fucking murky psychological ooze your particular girl on girl feelings arise from but (for example) you think oh i wanna sniff this girls pits and you're not in to pits and she's not in to pits and in a vacuum this might even gross you out but you sniff the girls pits and you both go aww:) or you both go aww >:3c or whatever the fuck and regardless its cute and its nice and its intimate and even if the specific act does nothing for you sexually its still horny because its a connection that doesn't have to force it's way thru the multiple layers of social bullshit that you have to heft around and place between you and everyone else to survive as a tranny in a world you're not supposed to be a tranny in and both you and this girl get to finally just be fucking animals without producing yourself for the consensus of people who want you either dead or perfect. bite her fucking tits
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swiftcastglare.bsky.social
"why did they do that? are they stupid? that's so illogical?!!!" BECAUSE THEY'RE HUMAN, SHARON.