Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra
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Here to incessantly post about my silly interests and maybe get angry on the side, basically a glorified priv.
If you don't like queers, you don't like me. Fuck Off.
He/They
strawpage to submit complaints: pikminweed.straw.page
If you don't like queers, you don't like me. Fuck Off.
He/They
strawpage to submit complaints: pikminweed.straw.page
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Daifuku parties [not so] alone. #precure
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komugi star
December 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
komugi star
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Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
I want to give metroid prime 4 a go but I already spent my cash on the couple of decent deals
Probably would have bitten if pac world 2 and my curiosity to get into dragon quest hadn't gotten the better of my wallet
Probably would have bitten if pac world 2 and my curiosity to get into dragon quest hadn't gotten the better of my wallet
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I want to give metroid prime 4 a go but I already spent my cash on the couple of decent deals
Probably would have bitten if pac world 2 and my curiosity to get into dragon quest hadn't gotten the better of my wallet
Probably would have bitten if pac world 2 and my curiosity to get into dragon quest hadn't gotten the better of my wallet
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Metroid Prime 4: Beyond reviews are in!
IGN - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
GamesRadar - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
Metacritic - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
Gamespot - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
NintendoLife - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
Game Informer - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!
IGN - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
GamesRadar - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
Metacritic - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
Gamespot - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
NintendoLife - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
Game Informer - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond reviews are in!
IGN - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
GamesRadar - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
Metacritic - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
Gamespot - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
NintendoLife - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
Game Informer - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!
IGN - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
GamesRadar - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
Metacritic - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
Gamespot - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
NintendoLife - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
Game Informer - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!
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fucking fuck shit pikmin
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
fucking fuck shit pikmin
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And I don't care because, well...I'm fucking high.
December 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
And I don't care because, well...I'm fucking high.
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The PreCure comic as drawn by Futago Kamikita will end next issue.
Likely this will mean someone else will take the mantle starting next season.
Likely this will mean someone else will take the mantle starting next season.
December 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The PreCure comic as drawn by Futago Kamikita will end next issue.
Likely this will mean someone else will take the mantle starting next season.
Likely this will mean someone else will take the mantle starting next season.
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[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
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Congress is attempting to fast track KOSA and more than a dozen bills that would restrict internet access, censor speech and increase surveillance under the guise of protecting children.
Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Lawmakers to consider 19 bills for childproofing the internet
KOSA is back, along with more than a dozen other bills that will erode free speech and privacy in the name of protecting kids.
reason.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Congress is attempting to fast track KOSA and more than a dozen bills that would restrict internet access, censor speech and increase surveillance under the guise of protecting children.
Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
me with ur mum ehehehe
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
me with ur mum ehehehe
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I found where they've been making it. I found the source
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I found where they've been making it. I found the source
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heard your mom has a big game today
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
heard your mom has a big game today
PRETTY PATTIES! AVAILABLE IN SIX DESIGNER COLORS!
November 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
PRETTY PATTIES! AVAILABLE IN SIX DESIGNER COLORS!
huge shoutout to my fellow asthmatics out there shoveling the snow, I know ya'll are troopers
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
huge shoutout to my fellow asthmatics out there shoveling the snow, I know ya'll are troopers
snowy, almost romantic, type of hell
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
snowy, almost romantic, type of hell
those full sized take-and-bake pizzas at aldi's are underrated as fuck
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
those full sized take-and-bake pizzas at aldi's are underrated as fuck
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#キミとアイドルプリキュア Illustration Post: Cure Kiss
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
#キミとアイドルプリキュア Illustration Post: Cure Kiss
this weekend summed up
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 AM
this weekend summed up
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been snowing like crazy here, almost as tall as the plushie
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
been snowing like crazy here, almost as tall as the plushie