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Housewives. Handmaids. OUTRAGE.
🇨🇦 YLW 🇨🇦
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It's giving
December 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Phil Mickelson is such a fan of oppressive regimes he should move to Saudi or North Korea. He has been bought and paid for by the Saudi’s anyway. Phil Mickelson is one disgusting POS #ProudBlue
December 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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*youth pastor voice*

Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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The same thirst for awards. 🙄
December 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Roger goodell giving trump five trophies and ten medals in the first annual NFL Primetime Ceremony of Peace so he can keep calling it football
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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I haven’t been able to form a sentence in like 10 minutes
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award

Also Boomers:
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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5 minutes after FIFA gives him a fake medal Trump wants to rename American football.
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Anyways, having lived in the region represented by Rustad since he was a backbencher, and having encountered him in both personal and professional capacities, I’ll just say he came far closer to becoming Premier than I ever would have expected
December 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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i mean technically there's not a single American in that picture either
December 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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If this had succeeded, I don’t see how we would have avoided a full-scale NATO bombing campaign against Russia.
December 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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This thread is everything you hope it would be.

Deep cut:

"Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia; Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First Recipients"
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 4, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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If after we blow your boat up you still float, you are a witch, so we can kill you. If you drown you are not a witch.
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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My pal Nathaniel Zelinsky is hiring a junior attorney at his public-interest firm the Washington Litigation Group. If you want to make an impact with a team doing great work for good people, I can't think of a better place.
December 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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He's going to say people had hand grenades, which is a drink in NOLA
Commander Greg Bovino led a group of Border Patrol agents on walk around the French Quarter in New Orleans this afternoon.
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Hey! If you’ve ever liked my voice, now, before the end of the year, would be a really good time to hire me for any SAG-approved projects!

Asking as someone who loves VO, and also really loves having halfway decent health insurance
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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102 million views. Democrats should have to report this as an in-kind contribution, courtesy of the Trump WH Comms Team.
December 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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They are beating people who maybe once had a broken taillight and sending them to foreign slave prisons while freeing the worst fraudsters and every corrupt pol. The juxtaposition is so stark and appalling.
NEW: The commutation Trump issued to David Gentile wipes away all further fines & restitution.

Gentile had been sentenced to 7 years for his role in a $1.6B scheme that defrauded thousands of investors.

Prosecutors had been seeking $15.5M in forfeiture.

www.justice.gov/pardon/media...
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms

you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Ilhan Omar: “His obsession with me is creepy, I'm not going anywhere — I'll be here longer than #Trump - He’s an old man losing his mind. I hope he gets the help he desperately needs—”
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM