LongNeckWhiteKid
@longneckwhitekid.bsky.social
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Mantis Moment
February 16, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Mantis Moment
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“Our new Stephen video generator is an easy, user-friendly text-to-video model that can create clips up to two minutes long and will easily trick the commander-in-chief into believing Mexico has deployed nuclear weapons on the U.S. border,” said OpenAI CEO Sam Altman
OpenAI Introduces Premium Video Generator For White House Advisors Manipulating Trump
SAN FRANCISCO—Heralding what it called a “bold new age” in warping the mind of the nation’s elderly leader, OpenAI introduced a new premium video generator Thursday marketed toward White House advisor...
theonion.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:30 AM
“Our new Stephen video generator is an easy, user-friendly text-to-video model that can create clips up to two minutes long and will easily trick the commander-in-chief into believing Mexico has deployed nuclear weapons on the U.S. border,” said OpenAI CEO Sam Altman
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February 9, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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I’m so unwell I can’t stop thinking ab this picture of my moms cat. She’s so sweet potato. She’s hitting scrunges the likes of which are previously unseen.
Her name is Baby. I adore this
Her name is Baby. I adore this
February 8, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I’m so unwell I can’t stop thinking ab this picture of my moms cat. She’s so sweet potato. She’s hitting scrunges the likes of which are previously unseen.
Her name is Baby. I adore this
Her name is Baby. I adore this
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On this day in 1992, George H.W. Bush sent a memo to all White House staff about how fat his dog was
February 6, 2026 at 10:06 PM
On this day in 1992, George H.W. Bush sent a memo to all White House staff about how fat his dog was
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ICE has grabbed so many people from their vehicles that there are abandoned cars across Minnesota.
This tow truck driver returns the cars for free as a public service, and he’s been getting death threats.
They hate the helpers.
Which is why must keep helping.
This tow truck driver returns the cars for free as a public service, and he’s been getting death threats.
They hate the helpers.
Which is why must keep helping.
Twin Cities tow truck driver returns abandoned vehicles to families after ICE arrests
Juan Leon sends a "chase" car to check out where abandoned vehicles are located and arranges discreet drop-offs. Since late December, he estimated they have dropped off 250 cars.
www.cbsnews.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:30 AM
ICE has grabbed so many people from their vehicles that there are abandoned cars across Minnesota.
This tow truck driver returns the cars for free as a public service, and he’s been getting death threats.
They hate the helpers.
Which is why must keep helping.
This tow truck driver returns the cars for free as a public service, and he’s been getting death threats.
They hate the helpers.
Which is why must keep helping.
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this barrier cannot stop me
February 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
this barrier cannot stop me
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i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org
xikipedia.org
February 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org
xikipedia.org
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Holostars Guild Tempus, as sprites inspired by Fire Emblem
#WorkofAlt #Artxel #FlayonsCrayons #JosuijiArt #PIHAKKASSO #Bettelful #fireemblem #firemelbemawakening #fireemblemfates
#WorkofAlt #Artxel #FlayonsCrayons #JosuijiArt #PIHAKKASSO #Bettelful #fireemblem #firemelbemawakening #fireemblemfates
January 28, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Holostars Guild Tempus, as sprites inspired by Fire Emblem
#WorkofAlt #Artxel #FlayonsCrayons #JosuijiArt #PIHAKKASSO #Bettelful #fireemblem #firemelbemawakening #fireemblemfates
#WorkofAlt #Artxel #FlayonsCrayons #JosuijiArt #PIHAKKASSO #Bettelful #fireemblem #firemelbemawakening #fireemblemfates
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Space Marine (watching me play Animal Crossing): Your island is infested with foul mutants.
Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game.
Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.
Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game.
Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.
August 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Space Marine (watching me play Animal Crossing): Your island is infested with foul mutants.
Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game.
Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.
Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game.
Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.
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It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
Incredible contrast between this and Keir Starmer running a delivery driver over
Mamdani Forces Delivery Apps to Pay Back $4.6 Million Cheated From Drivers
New York City's new mayor, Zohran Mamdani, has already scored a major win for deliveristas working for three delivery giants.
futurism.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 AM
It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
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Lincoln, my fluffy potato-based cat with his fluffy potato-based brain, has a box. #Cats #Caturday #CatsOfBlueSky #Tuxedo
January 31, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Lincoln, my fluffy potato-based cat with his fluffy potato-based brain, has a box. #Cats #Caturday #CatsOfBlueSky #Tuxedo
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i have a license to open carry bofa
January 31, 2026 at 5:12 PM
i have a license to open carry bofa
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Myoseon series
Joseon “Cat Lady ”(Myo-mama)
Joseon “Cat Lady ”(Myo-mama)
February 1, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Myoseon series
Joseon “Cat Lady ”(Myo-mama)
Joseon “Cat Lady ”(Myo-mama)
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January 31, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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Roomies going shopping! (idea from Urara's career event)
#umamusume
#umamusume
September 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Roomies going shopping! (idea from Urara's career event)
#umamusume
#umamusume
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September 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Reading through my copy of Legacy of Caliban, working on Ravenwing right now and I freaking love Annael (and warhammer) 😂
January 29, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Reading through my copy of Legacy of Caliban, working on Ravenwing right now and I freaking love Annael (and warhammer) 😂