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correcting typo and derailing riff @stefanheck.bsky.social · 4h

I would honestly rather read a handwritten note from my parents in which they say they regret ever adopting me

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 6h

Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...

Have I Got Nuzzi For You

Olivia Nuzzi is set to address her relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in a forthcoming book, galleys of which are circulating among a select group of readers, Status has learned.

www.status.news

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 4h

In all this Hasan drama nobody is even considering that maybe the dog has bad vibes.

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 18h

mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love

mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants

mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff

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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 19h

Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 1d

I'm back home nite nite

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 1d

Deadlock until 4am is all fun and games until you get up at 8am and remember you have a morning appointment with your trainer 💀

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 5d

Sitting at my desk calling for Taco and then I hear a big ass yell from behind my monitors

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 6d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 6d

youtu.be/J36RJwtEAN0?... a ripper for the morning

Ideation - Blunt Instrument Demo (2021)

YouTube video by No Deal

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 7d

they are phorid flies and I have spent unspeakable amounts of money on every trap and poison on the market

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 7d

while speaking to the like 10th pest control company ive tried in the last 3 months they asked me if anyone in the house is also noticing the flies or if its just me, im guessing because I sound like a complete psycho, and im guessing thats the case because ive gone completely psychotic.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 8d

I think it should be socially and legally acceptable to smack these clean off somebody's face if they're filming you against your will

Gizmodo @gizmodo.com · 8d

Buckle Up, the Smart Glasses Backlash Is Coming https://gizmodo.com/buckle-up-the-smart-glasses-backlash-is-coming-2000668213

Buckle Up, the Smart Glasses Backlash Is Coming

Is this #glassholes 2.0?

gizmodo.com

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 8d

290 lb 3x3s today 💪

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 8d

sort of feels like these brave men and women would be stoked to shoot me in the face or stomach with a gun

Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 9d

The brave men and women who serve in our national guards must not be used as political props. This is a moment where every American must speak up and help stop this madness.

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 9d

the people who run this website stink like shit the people who run this country stink like shit the people who run the media stink like shit its just all big heaping loads of shit top to bottom wherever ya turn and I am so tired of the bottomless shit buffet

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 9d

friend who lived with me in like 2010 hit up target the day after easter and got Reese's eggs for 20 cents each. He spent $100 it was the fattest year of my life

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 11d

donald trump died so they could make his coin. he said “swing my noggin into those big metal plates so my face gets in there real good” and that’s how they made the master dies. the coins are slightly larger than a human head, as usual. for pennies that’s how small people were back in lincoln’s day

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 12d

ai video shit websites can instantly make it look like orson welles himself is sucking my cock but i still have to complete the hardest captcha of my life to book a bowling lane

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Bagel Gremlin ✨️🥯 Magical Girl Vtuber @bagelgremlin.magicalgirl.live · 12d

Just a reminder for my anti AI homies - check your twitch viewer rewards - they're trying to shill 3 months of duolingo (they use AI generated translations)

You can opt out in creator dashboard -> viewer rewards -> rewards

screencap of a notification from twitch advertising 3 free months of Duolingo, a language "learning" app that uses AI generated translations

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 12d

Things are looking so grim that I feel almost rude going to therapy these days. What can she possibly say besides "well try not to think about it". I'll find out in 6 hours!

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 12d

love my fantasy teams

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DaWeekendStreamr twitch.tv/lord_googoo @lordgoogoo.bsky.social · 13d

This week on the Chat-About…

Sppoktember is over and REMAKETOBER is here! Starting with Michael Haneke’s brutally sadistic FUNNY GAMES and his shot for shot American remake. The great @hcjustin.com joins to check out my golf clubs and ask for some eggs.

Sat Oct 4 • 3pm ET
twitch.tv/lord_googoo

Googoo’s Good Movie Chat-About

Funny Games
(1997 & 2007)
With guest
Hcjustin

Saturday, October 4
3pm ET / 12pm PT
twitch.tv/lord_googoo

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 13d

Just got a ticket for this. Like catnip for guys who are 40

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spooky mental haunted house @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 15d

the sinclair charlie kirk tribute has 71K views nine days after it was supposed to preempt jimmy kimmel

by comparison, this antique toaster restoration video has 102K views after one day

111 Years Old Antique Toaster Restoration

YouTube video by Odd Tinkering

www.youtube.com

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 16d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=huXb... miserable record but in a good way

Codeine - The White Birch (Full Album)

YouTube video by bonbonfabrik

www.youtube.com

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