Liquid Jade
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Liquid Jade
@liquidjade.bsky.social
SatansLollipop from the hellscape

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Pinned
Vengeance is mine! But first snacks!

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It’s just like the Iraq invasion where they keep making up new reasons to start a war.
First it was "we have to blow up dozens of people on boats because of fetnanyl." But obviously it wasn't fentanyl being trafficked so then: narco terrorists are shipping cocaine! But then Wiles tells a reporter it's all about regime change and today it's bc US oil companies got kicked out in 2007?
December 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Trump: I wrecked the economy.

Trump: I increased unemployment & health care more expensive.

Trump: I disappeared immigrants and murdered sailors.

Trump: I committed war crimes.

Trump: I pardoned child molesters, sex traffickers, and drug traffickers.

—- Trump’s major accomplishments of 2025
December 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Tariffs destroy supply chains and manufacturing lives and dies on supply chains.
Manufacturing employment has fallen every month since Trump rolled out his tariffs in April, according to yesterday’s jobs report.

Last year, Trump promised a “manufacturing boom” once he took office. Instead, his tariffs are killing manufacturing jobs.
Trump promised a blue-collar jobs boom. The opposite is happening | CNN Business
President Donald Trump promised voters in 2024 that if they returned him to the White House, his policies would deliver a blue-collar jobs boom.
www.cnn.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Also note: the amendments to the constitution are pretty damn clear.
The only people missing from this are Jonathan Turley, Mike Lindell and the rest of the characters from the the Mos Eisley Cantina.
December 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
And the rats begin to scurry off the sinking ship.
BREAKING

President Trump confirms to reporters that FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino is leaving the agency.

"Dan did a great job. I think he wants to go back to his show,” Trump said.
December 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Trump: I’ll invade Venezuela to denationalize their oil field for you.

Oil Execs: How about, ‘No’?

——
Oil is about $60/barrel.

Oil execs like oil about $60/barrel.
December 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Thank the gods I’m in the half of my neighborhood that has its power restored and a part of the first 3000 customers on the island to get power restored.
December 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The joke is on Vance because not only do they look like shit, he looks like King Shit.
Incredible insight into Rubio and Vance dynamics here:
“I’ll give you $100 for every person you make look really shitty compared to me,” Mr. Vance joked. “And $1,000 if it’s Marco.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/u...
December 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
What a thinned-skinned, petty, & childish dork.
Per @garretthaake.bsky.social, the extremely tacky "presidential wall of fame" that lines the colonnade to the West Wing now has obviously-Trump-penned plaques insulting or praising the presidents.
December 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My wife is currently doing an Art 101 and they have been going over the importance of composition and lighting.

The photographer didn’t care about composition of the first two photos.

The lighting of the last 3 photos had to be intentional.
Oh my god y'all I had not seen the rest of the Vanity Fair photos holy shit. Christopher Anderson deserves a medal.

Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.
December 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
In trying to manually open the garage this morning, I discovered that the door spring is broke.

This isn’t a DIY-able job.
December 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Wind didn’t get bad until midnight. Power went out at 1am.

This is the 3rd storm related outage we’ve had since they “improved” service reliability to the island.
December 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I’m sorry, but Daniel Craig has a terrible American accent.

I know it’s supposed to be bad but it’s on par with Bert’s Cockney in Mary Poppins.
December 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Does anyone know what the fuck Trump is talking about?
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
When you’re burning bridges on your way out the door because you think your future no longer depends upon them:
December 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The problem with health insurance is the lack of animal mascots.
— Republicans, literally
Scalise: "Everybody complains, 'Why when I watch TV do I see this Gecko lizard & emu & all these animals out there selling car insurance & homeowners insurance? Why aren't they selling healthcare?' That's bc federal laws prohibit people to have choices for lower cost products for health insurance"
December 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Nothing will be done because doing something would have been too easy.
December 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
When you fire 1/3rd of your agents because they investigated Trump and transfer another 1/3rd to ICE & CBP, that doesn’t leave you with a lot of manpower.
Gotta say it's mindblowing to me that the Brown shooter is still at large and they don't even seem to have identified who they're looking for.
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
#CardiacRehab #PostOpRoss, Month 6:

I seem to be having post-exercise hypotension problems. I don’t know if it’s from going on Humira, coming off naproxen, or what. But it’s fucking up my morning routine.
December 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This must mean Democrats are going to try to pass another anti-immigration bill before the next election, just like they did before the 2024 election.
This is extremely important
December 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
#cardiacrehab:
Some 5% incline sparse run/walk fartleks
December 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Clearly someone ran out of ideas.
vox.com Vox @vox.com · 2d
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
That lasted long enough for her failed book launch.
December 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
“Street fentanyl”

Trump claims it’s 200,000 - 300,000 that die from fentanyl every year. It’s more like 50,000.

And, more importantly, it’s not a military weapon.
www.npr.org/2025/12/15/n...
Trump designates street fentanyl as WMD, escalating militarization of drug war
Trump has already declared the drug cartels terrorist organizations and ordered military strikes against suspected drug boats. Now he's declaring fentanyl a WMD. Experts on street drugs and fentanyl...
www.npr.org
December 16, 2025 at 4:38 AM
If you don’t have the salsa you love, love the salsa you’re with.
December 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM