Liquid Jade
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daveweigel.bsky.social
Depending on traffic, these are all closer to O'Hare than the Loop is.
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jelaniya.bsky.social
Still stunned by D’Angelo’s departure. Grateful for the brilliant musical legacy he bequeathed to us. I thought it worth re-posting this meditation on black music and black mortality. www.newyorker.com/news/daily-c...
Hip-Hop at Fifty: An Elegy
A generation is still dying younger than it should—this time, of “natural causes.”
www.newyorker.com
liquidjade.bsky.social
Only Republicans get to wish death on Americans.
— Marco Rubio, probably
chrisgeidner.bsky.social
BREAKING: Marco Rubio's State Department announces publicly that it is exercising unconstitutional viewpoint discrimination in revoking people's visas based on comments about the killing of Charlie Kirk.
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The United States has no obligation to host foreigners who wish death on Americans.
The State Department continues to identify visa holders who celebrated the heinous assassination of Charlie Kirk. Here are just a few examples of aliens who are no longer welcome in the U.S.:
5:55 PM • Oct 14, 2025 • 34.1K Views
liquidjade.bsky.social
Making pasta sauce from scratch is not my forte.
liquidjade.bsky.social
Reminder: the “free market” doesn’t work for insurance because you pre-pay for services with your premiums and insurance companies bank the most profit by denying coverage.

Denial of coverage is part of their business model.
ab21.bsky.social
Rep. Scott Perry is saying the quiet part out loud, Republicans won’t fund health care because they want to return to the days when insurance companies could label pregnancy a pre-existing condition and deny you health care.
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ndhapple.bsky.social
I guess this is a good time to remind everyone of why there is virtually no federal oversight into the supplements business... And yea, it's because of a single Senator, Orrin Hatch -- www.nytimes.com/2011/06/21/u...

www.npr.org/sections/hea...
Support Is Mutual for Senator and Utah Industry (Published 2011)
www.nytimes.com
liquidjade.bsky.social
I have heat again.

Still have the fucking mercury switch thermostat. My system is too basic for anything post-1980.
liquidjade.bsky.social
That’s 3.4 million people. It works out to an average pay of $1,100 per employee per week, or $27/hr.

It also includes housing & food allowances and danger pay.
liquidjade.bsky.social
If you ever wondered what the mission statement for a funeral home looks like:
We believe in creating certainty through the uncertainty of life’s end and we do it by living our values-leading with compassion, building trust, and nurturing community so no one walks this journey alone.
liquidjade.bsky.social
Surely dudes who balk at a 0.1% increase in the marginal tax rate are down with a $3.7 billion/week tax.
liquidjade.bsky.social
The DoD’s weekly payroll is roughly $3.7 billion.
atrupar.com
Trump: "I had a very wealthy person who called -- a donor, a great gentleman -- and he said, 'if there's any money necessary, shortfall, for the paying of the troops, then I will pay it.' Meaning he will pay it. How about that?"
liquidjade.bsky.social
Private militaries worked extremely well for the Romans. It’s why they had a civil war every time an emperor died and there was no clear successor.

It’s a Top 5 reason why the Roman Empire fell.
atrupar.com
Trump: "I had a very wealthy person who called -- a donor, a great gentleman -- and he said, 'if there's any money necessary, shortfall, for the paying of the troops, then I will pay it.' Meaning he will pay it. How about that?"
liquidjade.bsky.social
Also, let me be known that Monroe was curvier than this and favored orange lipstick, not red.
liquidjade.bsky.social
And putting dead actors in canceled TV shows.
chrislhayes.bsky.social
It is at least *interesting* that the people making this supposedly world-changing technology think its most profitable use cases are: social media videos and sexting.
liquidjade.bsky.social
Yes, don’t catch your turkey neck wattle into your tie.
dieworkwear.bsky.social
when you tie a tie, try to put in a dimple, like so
a black and white photo of a man in a pinstripe worsted suit, white shirt, and textured necktie. the tie has a nice dimple under the knot. a photo of donald trump upside down. there is also a nice dimple on his red tie
liquidjade.bsky.social
If you get meals from #Factor, good luck with reporting that you received the wrong order.

After 5 times telling them “everything was wrong”’and having them ask, “what was missing,” I had to do the condescending, “what part of ‘everything’ is unclear?”
liquidjade.bsky.social
[After one edible]
Me: This isn’t strong enough.

[10 minutes after second edible]
Me:
liquidjade.bsky.social
I’m sure my Viking & Celt ancestors laugh at me for using cheater logs in the fireplace.

My Cornish ancestors may have some sympathy.
liquidjade.bsky.social
She needed her social, a tax return, her marriage license, her father’s birth certificate, and for some reason, her baptismal record.
liquidjade.bsky.social
She had to have her birth certificate corrected before she could get her drivers license renewed.

Correcting a birth certificate is a pain in the ass. It would have been easier to just legally change her name.
liquidjade.bsky.social
It’s not a matter of authority or whether it was just done.

My wife had a nurse change her last name from an ‘es’ to an ‘ez.’ Her parents filed for her social security card with an ‘es.’

The discrepancy didn’t matter until Real ID came out & the DMV had a fit.
robynelyse.bsky.social
Now, more than ever, it's important to understand why so many the myths we tell ourselves about immigration are actually very harmful.

First of all, your great-great-grandparents names *were not changed* at Ellis Island. No one there had the authority to do that.
liquidjade.bsky.social
Oh my god, he’s one of these wellness morons who sleeps in a faraday tent.
liquidjade.bsky.social
Dario Argento.
katelynburns.com
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
liquidjade.bsky.social
Reminder: this guy did debate prep for Trump in 2020.
rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social
Chris Christie: “Thie is no longer, the Department of Justice, is no longer the premier prosecuting office in America. What it is now is a capo regime who goes out and executes hits when directed by the Don to do so. That’s what it is.”