Liquid Jade
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Liquid Jade
@liquidjade.bsky.social
SatansLollipop from the hellscape

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Pinned
Vengeance is mine! But first snacks!

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Nothing will be done because doing something would have been too easy.
December 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
When you fire 1/3rd of your agents because they investigated Trump and transfer another 1/3rd to ICE & CBP, that doesn’t leave you with a lot of manpower.
Gotta say it's mindblowing to me that the Brown shooter is still at large and they don't even seem to have identified who they're looking for.
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
#CardiacRehab #PostOpRoss, Month 6:

I seem to be having post-exercise hypotension problems. I don’t know if it’s from going on Humira, coming off naproxen, or what. But it’s fucking up my morning routine.
December 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This must mean Democrats are going to try to pass another anti-immigration bill before the next election, just like they did before the 2024 election.
This is extremely important
December 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
#cardiacrehab:
Some 5% incline sparse run/walk fartleks
December 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Clearly someone ran out of ideas.
vox.com Vox @vox.com · 23h
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
That lasted long enough for her failed book launch.
December 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
“Street fentanyl”

Trump claims it’s 200,000 - 300,000 that die from fentanyl every year. It’s more like 50,000.

And, more importantly, it’s not a military weapon.
www.npr.org/2025/12/15/n...
Trump designates street fentanyl as WMD, escalating militarization of drug war
Trump has already declared the drug cartels terrorist organizations and ordered military strikes against suspected drug boats. Now he's declaring fentanyl a WMD. Experts on street drugs and fentanyl...
www.npr.org
December 16, 2025 at 4:38 AM
If you don’t have the salsa you love, love the salsa you’re with.
December 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
A $55,000 truck that could haul a load further than 50 miles?

Why would that be a money loser?
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 18h
Ford says it is "following the customer" in discontinuing its large electric pickup, which was well-received but never profitable. Ford will keep the Lightning name alive as a plug-in hybrid. n.pr/4pyLdvK
Ford pulls the plug on the all-electric F-150 Lightning pickup truck
Ford says it is "following the customer" in discontinuing its large electric pickup, which was well-received but never profitable. Ford will keep the Lightning name alive as a plug-in hybrid.
n.pr
December 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record.

Oh yeah?
#TheViolentFems, Kiss Off
December 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
How does Kansas City get better World Cup soccer games than Seattle?
December 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I wonder if the Chinese owning iRobot hysteria will reach the level of hysteria over the Chinese owning tictok.

“Look, man, the Chinese government now has a grid map of your home!”
December 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Is Trump taking credit for Rob Reiner’s murder?

It definitely looks like it.
I should have lost the capacity to be shocked long ago, yet Trump still finds ways to shock me. What a pathetic, soulless shell of a person. Congratulations to the GOP on carrying this turd on your shoulders as you march toward the midterms.
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It isn’t often that I can do a workout at the same speed that I could pre-surgery.

However, with this one, my average heart rate was 5bpm slower and the max was 8bpm slower.

It’s nice to see my heart not working as hard.
December 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
There is a 4-Star golf course for sale for $19,000,000 in Transylvania.
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
On a positive note:
#Yule/ #Christmas cookie dough.

Has to chill overnight. My mom would make 2 full batches.

Because only my kid and I eat these, we make one 3/4ths batch and split it.
December 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Why would I want a town hall with someone who isn’t a politician?

I don’t even like town halls with politicians, and it’s not about the politicians.

I’ve spend decades working public meetings. Town halls are the worst format. It’s created so the loudest people can ask the stupidest questions.
Major advertisers appeared to sit out a new CBS News town hall telecast Saturday, moderated by Bari Weiss and featuring an interview with Erika Kirk.

Lack of Madison Avenue support could challenge the viability of the format, which Weiss wants to expand

variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Big Advertisers Appear Wary of CBS News’ Bari Weiss Town Hall Format
Many major advertisers appeared to sit out a new CBS News town hall format moderated by Bari Weiss and featuring a conversation with Erika Kirk
variety.com
December 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The problem with baking day is it’s noon, I’ve done 2 loads of dishes and I still have dishes in the sink.
December 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
A more passive sentence has never been said.
Trump on the shooting at Brown University: “Things can happen”
December 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Wife: I’m going to kill the roast.

Me: KILL THE ROAST!

Wife: Is that a Queen of Hearts thing?

Me: I thought it was more a Fudd, ‘Kill the wabbit,’ thing.

Wife: You don’t mind then?

Me: No, That container needed to get out of the fridge today anyway.
December 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
#AvacadoSmash, #AvacadoSpread:
- 3 Hass avocados
- 2oz creamy feta
- 1/4tsp each smoky paprika, cayenne, powdered garlic, & cilantro
- 2 forks full pickled onions
- 1 juiced lime
- 1/2 spoon of pickled garlic
- 2 Squeeze fake lemon juice
December 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The simplest health insurance reform would be to allow non-retired people to buy into Medicare, they would pay a tax as their premium.

It’s so simple & easy, not even Democratic politicians have proposed it.
December 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The Republican Healthcare proposal might help some people in two years.

www.npr.org/2025/12/13/n...
After failure in the Senate, House GOP has its own health care proposal
House Republicans released proposed legislation late Friday that would not extend enhanced Affordable Care Act tax subsidies.
www.npr.org
December 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I could write about how Luke was written after AD 40 & is factually wrong about:
- Who was in power when Jesus was supposedly born.
- How the Roman census would have worked.
- That Joseph wouldn’t have had to travel to Bethlehem.

But let’s just say, “conservative Christians are hypocrites.”
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM