Zoey Lastname
@lilmissimpossible.bsky.social
hi im cool and awesome and (they/she) and love tge world ok bye!!
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hi my name is zoey i like transformers and video games! yayy!
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what if i drew Procoptodon instead
December 6, 2025 at 8:02 AM
what if i drew Procoptodon instead
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All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
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please bro just one more round of funding bro. just a little more i promise you'll see a return on investment soon bro i swear it'll be just like Snow Crash bro you'll all have your own FOQNE i swear its worth doing this instead of giving people food or healthcare bro please just another trillion
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
please bro just one more round of funding bro. just a little more i promise you'll see a return on investment soon bro i swear it'll be just like Snow Crash bro you'll all have your own FOQNE i swear its worth doing this instead of giving people food or healthcare bro please just another trillion
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so many cool, inventive and interesting animated projects none of you even knew were being made for the past few years just got shitcanned because of this netflix/wb merger
When you're like "geez there's no animation jobs" "geez there's like no new shows anymore", this is why
When you're like "geez there's no animation jobs" "geez there's like no new shows anymore", this is why
December 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
so many cool, inventive and interesting animated projects none of you even knew were being made for the past few years just got shitcanned because of this netflix/wb merger
When you're like "geez there's no animation jobs" "geez there's like no new shows anymore", this is why
When you're like "geez there's no animation jobs" "geez there's like no new shows anymore", this is why
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Arcane is a cautionary tale about how you need to regularly finger your sister so she doesn't become a terrorist
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Arcane is a cautionary tale about how you need to regularly finger your sister so she doesn't become a terrorist
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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I've received thousands of spam messages over the years but this one might be an all-timer
December 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I've received thousands of spam messages over the years but this one might be an all-timer
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The machine that:
Makes you kill yourself
Burns forests
Steals
Drives you insane
Doxxes you
Makes you kill yourself
Burns forests
Steals
Drives you insane
Doxxes you
NEW: Elon Musk's Grok chatbot will, with minimal prompting, provide residential addresses of everyday Americans.
Prompts as simple as "[name] address" immediately returned accurate home addresses of private citizens — alongside other personal info we didn't ask for.
futurism.com/future-socie...
Prompts as simple as "[name] address" immediately returned accurate home addresses of private citizens — alongside other personal info we didn't ask for.
futurism.com/future-socie...
December 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The machine that:
Makes you kill yourself
Burns forests
Steals
Drives you insane
Doxxes you
Makes you kill yourself
Burns forests
Steals
Drives you insane
Doxxes you
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Me and my fuckass friends trying to eat our way through the pizza that knocks you out
December 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Me and my fuckass friends trying to eat our way through the pizza that knocks you out
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reminder: It is illegal to use a device like the Allmiibo ($12) to skirt around the $30 greed of a $4b company UNLESS of course you own every Amiibo and manually scanned them into the Allmiibo (after wiping it because it comes preloaded with all of them)
you should never do this
you should never do this
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
reminder: It is illegal to use a device like the Allmiibo ($12) to skirt around the $30 greed of a $4b company UNLESS of course you own every Amiibo and manually scanned them into the Allmiibo (after wiping it because it comes preloaded with all of them)
you should never do this
you should never do this
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BREAKING: Local fat woman has some GREAT IDEAS
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 AM
BREAKING: Local fat woman has some GREAT IDEAS
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tried to get to bluesky by typing 'dinner' into windows search bar. i think the meds have worn off for today
December 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
tried to get to bluesky by typing 'dinner' into windows search bar. i think the meds have worn off for today
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after scrutinizing the text of the SCREEN act (the one that would impose a nation-wide age verification requirement) i can now say with confidence that these people are fully asleep. this is billslop
![(4) HARMFUL TO MINORS.—The term “harmful to minors”, with respect to a picture, image, graphic image file, film, videotape, or other visual depiction, means that the picture, image, graphic image file, film, videotape, or other depiction— [pen text added in red: "visual or not??" re: the conflicting descriptors "other visual depiction" and "visual depiction"]
(A) (i) taken as a whole and with respect to minors, appeals to the prurient interest in nudity, sex, or excretion; [red text: WTF? do minors have DIFFERENT "prurient interests"?]
(ii) depicts, describes, or represents, in a patently offensive way with respect to what is suitable for minors, an actual or simulated sexual act or sexual contact, actual or simulated normal or perverted sexual acts, or lewd exhibition of the genitals; and [red text: ???, re: "normal or perverted"]
(iii) taken as a whole, lacks serious, literary, artistic, political, or scientific value as to minors; [red text: "so ANY artistic value, whether serious or not", highlighting apparently misplaced comma after "serious"]
(B) is obscene; or [red text: (i) thru (iii) is ALREADY "miller test but minors"]
(C) is child pornography. [arrow pointing to red text: "if you run a c.p. website, you MUST check i.d."]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yfgbdgkjdyjgterzuzkdlwuu/bafkreicsbzc5r2dy7lndochknqg65xpyalukmllp6xzmgda36b4w4sq6ya@jpeg)
December 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
after scrutinizing the text of the SCREEN act (the one that would impose a nation-wide age verification requirement) i can now say with confidence that these people are fully asleep. this is billslop
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A lot of creators essentially saying "My work might contain nudity and sexual situations, but it's NOT porn. My work is important and artistic, while their work is dirty, which is still okay to hate and censor." But guess what! The purity squad makes no such distinction.
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
A lot of creators essentially saying "My work might contain nudity and sexual situations, but it's NOT porn. My work is important and artistic, while their work is dirty, which is still okay to hate and censor." But guess what! The purity squad makes no such distinction.
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The kinda shit they send Travis to do before he takes on the 6th ranked assassin in the world Ronald McDonald
December 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The kinda shit they send Travis to do before he takes on the 6th ranked assassin in the world Ronald McDonald
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December 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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"I didn't see the thing I'm talking about but you still should listen to me" oh ok
Many wonder why games journalists really struggle to cover adult games censorship
I think this games journalist posting on ResetEra about Horses really gives a pretty unprecedented look into how games journalists think about these things, including the incorrect read on the censorship angle
I think this games journalist posting on ResetEra about Horses really gives a pretty unprecedented look into how games journalists think about these things, including the incorrect read on the censorship angle
December 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
"I didn't see the thing I'm talking about but you still should listen to me" oh ok
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It’s been a while but finally got a team together to make another cardboard, transforming Optimus Prime!
6 foot 3, Powermaster inspired and ready to roll out!
#maccadam
#transformers
Thread of transformation, WIPs and plans below ⬇️
6 foot 3, Powermaster inspired and ready to roll out!
#maccadam
#transformers
Thread of transformation, WIPs and plans below ⬇️
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It’s been a while but finally got a team together to make another cardboard, transforming Optimus Prime!
6 foot 3, Powermaster inspired and ready to roll out!
#maccadam
#transformers
Thread of transformation, WIPs and plans below ⬇️
6 foot 3, Powermaster inspired and ready to roll out!
#maccadam
#transformers
Thread of transformation, WIPs and plans below ⬇️
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I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
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December 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
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rare Trump W
President Trump, apparently enamored by the pint-sized Kei cars he saw during his recent trip to Japan, has paved the way for them to be made and sold in the US despite concerns
Trump Wants Asia’s ‘Cute’ Kei Cars to be Made and Sold in US
President Donald Trump, apparently enamored by the pint-sized Kei cars he saw during his recent trip to Japan, has paved the way for them to be made and sold in the US, despite concerns that they’re too small and slow to be driven safely on American roads.
bloom.bg
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
rare Trump W
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination