Kendrick lobstar
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opening the $2 deli blind box and praying i get the mythical pull you can get from one of these babies (roast beef)
December 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
opening the $2 deli blind box and praying i get the mythical pull you can get from one of these babies (roast beef)
thinking about quitting my job and doing a Smiling Friends in real life, antics and all
does anyone know a yellow guy
does anyone know a yellow guy
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
thinking about quitting my job and doing a Smiling Friends in real life, antics and all
does anyone know a yellow guy
does anyone know a yellow guy
thanks to everyone who placed an order this Black Friday/Cyber Monday, I’ll be using these profits to buy food for the local food pantry (649 cans of peas, nothing else )
December 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
thanks to everyone who placed an order this Black Friday/Cyber Monday, I’ll be using these profits to buy food for the local food pantry (649 cans of peas, nothing else )
had a sudden idea for another Fish Hat™️, now I need to figure out how to promote it without losing it immediately to the slop peddlers who copy everything you put online
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
had a sudden idea for another Fish Hat™️, now I need to figure out how to promote it without losing it immediately to the slop peddlers who copy everything you put online
answering Tom Hanks when he asks who it is coming through the front door: my name chet
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
answering Tom Hanks when he asks who it is coming through the front door: my name chet
channing tatum on food network: my name chef
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
channing tatum on food network: my name chef
which muppet is most likely to be a Mossad agent is it fozzie
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
which muppet is most likely to be a Mossad agent is it fozzie
if you don’t mind fucking with it, the Creality K1 at $111 and free shipping with code CYBERWEEK20 on eBay is a pretty good deal- not a set it and forget it printer, but a good value if you can be patient and tinker with it
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
if you don’t mind fucking with it, the Creality K1 at $111 and free shipping with code CYBERWEEK20 on eBay is a pretty good deal- not a set it and forget it printer, but a good value if you can be patient and tinker with it
right now the worst guy you know is trying to find the right way to put "stuff you like a turkey" in a message to a woman that hates him
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
right now the worst guy you know is trying to find the right way to put "stuff you like a turkey" in a message to a woman that hates him
the Macys parade is full of floats that make you do a double take and they’re constantly manned by someone you’ve never heard of like “and here comes the Universal Monsters float with Amblamaby VanderFloop singing ‘I’ll be Home for Christmas’” like we know who that is
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
the Macys parade is full of floats that make you do a double take and they’re constantly manned by someone you’ve never heard of like “and here comes the Universal Monsters float with Amblamaby VanderFloop singing ‘I’ll be Home for Christmas’” like we know who that is
listen, I don’t usually straight make fun of how someone looks but girl you are straight out of Garry’s Mod
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
listen, I don’t usually straight make fun of how someone looks but girl you are straight out of Garry’s Mod
boy what in the god damn fuck is this
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
boy what in the god damn fuck is this
i think we should abandon all wars, trade, and giving people aid and focus on a deeper, more important worldwide shared goal:
create enough boats and ships to raise the ocean a full inch everywhere due to displacement
create enough boats and ships to raise the ocean a full inch everywhere due to displacement
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i think we should abandon all wars, trade, and giving people aid and focus on a deeper, more important worldwide shared goal:
create enough boats and ships to raise the ocean a full inch everywhere due to displacement
create enough boats and ships to raise the ocean a full inch everywhere due to displacement
I just had an idea: round banana
November 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I just had an idea: round banana
I know this will be a hot take but I don’t think an entire bottle of sprite is the right drink for an 8 year old at 11:30 at night but this iPad kids mom clearly disagrees with me
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I know this will be a hot take but I don’t think an entire bottle of sprite is the right drink for an 8 year old at 11:30 at night but this iPad kids mom clearly disagrees with me
genuine laugh at the prospect I may need to prove to a grocery store cashier that I’m Kendrick Lobstar to redeem these coupons
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
genuine laugh at the prospect I may need to prove to a grocery store cashier that I’m Kendrick Lobstar to redeem these coupons
don’t tell my wife I bought another machine
November 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
don’t tell my wife I bought another machine
I think I just saw a bumper sticker that said “SHOW ME YOUR TITS AND I’LL LET YOU MERGE”
how would that work when they’re behind you?? (the car merging and the tits within it)
how would that work when they’re behind you?? (the car merging and the tits within it)
November 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I think I just saw a bumper sticker that said “SHOW ME YOUR TITS AND I’LL LET YOU MERGE”
how would that work when they’re behind you?? (the car merging and the tits within it)
how would that work when they’re behind you?? (the car merging and the tits within it)
I think it’s awesome that when cloudflare goes down the entire Internet goes down too.
It’s really awesome that we created the internet entirely on the backbone of only like 4 companies
It’s really awesome that we created the internet entirely on the backbone of only like 4 companies
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I think it’s awesome that when cloudflare goes down the entire Internet goes down too.
It’s really awesome that we created the internet entirely on the backbone of only like 4 companies
It’s really awesome that we created the internet entirely on the backbone of only like 4 companies
if you’re near an Ocean State Job Lot, their warehouse just sent another round of pallets to stores, but beware people are taking the only good one (chili mac) and leaving all the worst (veggie crumbles, tortellini in tomato sauce)
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
if you’re near an Ocean State Job Lot, their warehouse just sent another round of pallets to stores, but beware people are taking the only good one (chili mac) and leaving all the worst (veggie crumbles, tortellini in tomato sauce)
i dislike AI but Shopify needs to implement something where I can just clone my entire existing Etsy and Square without having to rebuild the entire shop portfolio
November 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
i dislike AI but Shopify needs to implement something where I can just clone my entire existing Etsy and Square without having to rebuild the entire shop portfolio
Business Gengar and Bush's Disaster Phone listings are finally fixed on Etsy if your order was declined earlier --
the new store will be up next week with more items and less hassle
the new store will be up next week with more items and less hassle
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Business Gengar and Bush's Disaster Phone listings are finally fixed on Etsy if your order was declined earlier --
the new store will be up next week with more items and less hassle
the new store will be up next week with more items and less hassle
imagine having to explain to your family you’re bankrupt because Mr Beast loaned you money for a burrito at 100% APR
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
imagine having to explain to your family you’re bankrupt because Mr Beast loaned you money for a burrito at 100% APR
Etsy come the FUCK ON ITS A CHAMBER FLAG
this shit is getting out of hand
this shit is getting out of hand
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Etsy come the FUCK ON ITS A CHAMBER FLAG
this shit is getting out of hand
this shit is getting out of hand