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Kendrick lobstar
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Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social · Aug 27
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Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social · Aug 27
it took me a decade but I figured out how to finally enjoy social media, it’s a revelation
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Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social · Aug 27
brother, I have ZERO understanding how my wife goes through cords, I have had Anker email me back ensuring I was a real customer and wasn’t trying to pull a warranty scam on one of their lifetime warranty cords
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Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social · Aug 27
hey man I work at target what the fuck am I gonna do
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Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social · Aug 27
“Dad!! I can’t find a [usb cable I have bought 50 of]” is the bane of my existence
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Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social · Aug 24
rainbow rupees available now too
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Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social · Aug 24
at the ren faire eating a turkey leg with a GameStop manager and a wench
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Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social · Aug 24
all these guys losing it for Judy Hopps when the true baddie is Diane Foxington
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Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social · Aug 23
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Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social · Aug 23
I’m gonna find whatever son of a bitch introduced the concept of Labubu’s to my 7 year old— I just wann talk to you with my fists
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Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social · Aug 21
klmedia.etsy.com/listing/4356...
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Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social · Aug 21
HOMANDER patch now live at klmedia.etsy.com
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Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social · Aug 21
klmedia.etsy.com/listing/4356...
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Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social · Aug 21
BUSINESS GENGAR IS DEPRESSED

patch now live at klmedia.etsy.com
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Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social · Aug 21
on an Amtrak eating banana pudding from Magnolia Bakery with a baby
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Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social · Aug 20
you can only litter during the day here
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Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social · Aug 20
I like where your heads at
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Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social · Aug 20
we gotta make train rides more exciting

3.5h in a straight line? how about a wicked sudden right angle every once in a while
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Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social · Aug 20
do I seem like a guy who can pick up a chair
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Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social · Aug 19
something tells me it’s not in my budget
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Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social · Aug 19
look at this doofus ass chair
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Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social · Aug 19
Man: “…she was the light—”

Therapist Moth: [looking up]

Man: “— of my life—“

Therapist Moth: [sighing heavily and looking back down]
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Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social · Aug 19
Man: “…and that’s why I feel, you know, like maybe I need to start my life over again.”

Therapist Moth: “I see, I see— hey, do you have a cell phone? Let’s go ahead and just pop that flashlight on for me real quick”
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Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social · Aug 19
[my hand trembling over a loaded gun]

there’s… nothing like… a Jet2Holiday
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Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social · Aug 18
no no, thats a feature of my products
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