Lizard Queen 🦎 👑
@lexoluthoro.bsky.social
We do jokes and sports here people.
SF Giants, BlueJays, Bills, Raiders, WWE, GCW, Shaq, Bill Walton; Sports History.
One half of the world tag team champions with @brokenbrimlee
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I am 38 and angry 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Married 💍
NAZIS AND TERFS CAN EAT DIRT.
SF Giants, BlueJays, Bills, Raiders, WWE, GCW, Shaq, Bill Walton; Sports History.
One half of the world tag team champions with @brokenbrimlee
🚩🔞🚩
I am 38 and angry 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Married 💍
NAZIS AND TERFS CAN EAT DIRT.
Pinned
Welcome to the shit show, kiddos.
cmpunk needs a haircut
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
cmpunk needs a haircut
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Now that's what I call a RED-tailed Hawk! What a beauty! Seen zipping over Central Park's Harlem Meer. 🥰🥰🥰 #Hawks #CentralPark #birding
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Now that's what I call a RED-tailed Hawk! What a beauty! Seen zipping over Central Park's Harlem Meer. 🥰🥰🥰 #Hawks #CentralPark #birding
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exfoliation ain't cuttin it anymore. need to start stripping wood
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
exfoliation ain't cuttin it anymore. need to start stripping wood
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I don’t have any answers, but I do have a few good questions.
October 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I don’t have any answers, but I do have a few good questions.
Look, I am most days fairly feminine. There are days though I wake up and I find my baggiest sweats, my baggiest sweatshirt, I throw my high tops on and I spend the morning at home depot
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Look, I am most days fairly feminine. There are days though I wake up and I find my baggiest sweats, my baggiest sweatshirt, I throw my high tops on and I spend the morning at home depot
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My five year plan is to remain in a state of complete dissociation until I get an unexpected financial windfall
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
My five year plan is to remain in a state of complete dissociation until I get an unexpected financial windfall
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I'm not tagging everyone.
You'll see her vomit all over the place soon enough.
(I blocked immediately after, I didnt know who everyone was on about so I checked and well look at that.)
You'll see her vomit all over the place soon enough.
(I blocked immediately after, I didnt know who everyone was on about so I checked and well look at that.)
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I'm not tagging everyone.
You'll see her vomit all over the place soon enough.
(I blocked immediately after, I didnt know who everyone was on about so I checked and well look at that.)
You'll see her vomit all over the place soon enough.
(I blocked immediately after, I didnt know who everyone was on about so I checked and well look at that.)
I'm not tagging everyone.
You'll see her vomit all over the place soon enough.
(I blocked immediately after, I didnt know who everyone was on about so I checked and well look at that.)
You'll see her vomit all over the place soon enough.
(I blocked immediately after, I didnt know who everyone was on about so I checked and well look at that.)
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I'm not tagging everyone.
You'll see her vomit all over the place soon enough.
(I blocked immediately after, I didnt know who everyone was on about so I checked and well look at that.)
You'll see her vomit all over the place soon enough.
(I blocked immediately after, I didnt know who everyone was on about so I checked and well look at that.)
Can't sleep decided to wash my linens last.
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Can't sleep decided to wash my linens last.
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I ran for Governor of the great State of Milwaukee. I lost to a beer brat and the legal definition of statehood.
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I ran for Governor of the great State of Milwaukee. I lost to a beer brat and the legal definition of statehood.
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Phillip Lewis, a 72-year-old cancer patient, said he was woken up and marched outside his home in his robe and underwear before federal officers even checked his ID.
He was not, it turned out, the man they were looking for.
By @wendicthomas.bsky.social & @kathsburgess.bsky.social
He was not, it turned out, the man they were looking for.
By @wendicthomas.bsky.social & @kathsburgess.bsky.social
“I Don’t Feel Safe”: Black Memphis Residents Report Harassment by Trump’s Police Task Force
A pastor was pulled over for looking lost. A 72-year-old was marched out in his bathrobe due to mistaken identity. Memphis’ mayor welcomed the federal law enforcement surge, but some residents say the...
www.propublica.org
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Phillip Lewis, a 72-year-old cancer patient, said he was woken up and marched outside his home in his robe and underwear before federal officers even checked his ID.
He was not, it turned out, the man they were looking for.
By @wendicthomas.bsky.social & @kathsburgess.bsky.social
He was not, it turned out, the man they were looking for.
By @wendicthomas.bsky.social & @kathsburgess.bsky.social
It wont take long, he believes everything anyone says.
*k*dnapping Joe Rogen and Stockholm syndroming him until he accepts his new family then I glue the Ruby Rhod wig to his head and release him back into the wild*
*as an experiment*
*as an experiment*
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It wont take long, he believes everything anyone says.
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ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to circle the block for parking
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to circle the block for parking
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This is what future celebrities were supposed to be, not politics streamers
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This is what future celebrities were supposed to be, not politics streamers
Ive been working with intellectually disabled adults for 3 weeks now and I gotta tell you this is the wildest job I've ever had.
The way they tell on themselves is probably my favorite part of the whole thing.
The way they tell on themselves is probably my favorite part of the whole thing.
November 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Ive been working with intellectually disabled adults for 3 weeks now and I gotta tell you this is the wildest job I've ever had.
The way they tell on themselves is probably my favorite part of the whole thing.
The way they tell on themselves is probably my favorite part of the whole thing.
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Every single woman you know has had this happen to her. Even the goddamn president of Mexico.
Brava: “If I don’t file a complaint, then what message does that send to all Mexican women?” Ms. Sheinbaum said at her daily news conference, noting sexual harassment was a crime… “If this can happen to the president, what’s going to happen to all the young women & women across our country?”
Mexico’s President Presses Charges Against Man Who Groped Her on the Street
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Every single woman you know has had this happen to her. Even the goddamn president of Mexico.
Baseball makes me cry I cant wait for next season.
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Baseball makes me cry I cant wait for next season.
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If I found a genie, I’d wish for professional wrestling to be real three times
November 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If I found a genie, I’d wish for professional wrestling to be real three times
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I can name every type of car
November 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I can name every type of car
Dammit I forgot to do all the yardwork before it started raining.
November 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Dammit I forgot to do all the yardwork before it started raining.
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“Sorry, don’t mind me I’m just stretching my legs.”
November 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
“Sorry, don’t mind me I’m just stretching my legs.”
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