“What kind of presents do the women in San Antonio ask for, Chuck?” -Shaq on an episode of Inside Santa’s Workshop
December 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
“What kind of presents do the women in San Antonio ask for, Chuck?” -Shaq on an episode of Inside Santa’s Workshop
Scrooge didn’t become nice until like Christmas Eve, so you know he was still out there being a menace on December 1
December 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Scrooge didn’t become nice until like Christmas Eve, so you know he was still out there being a menace on December 1
Hibachi chefs are the last true entertainers left on this planet. The onion volcano is always awe inspiring
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Hibachi chefs are the last true entertainers left on this planet. The onion volcano is always awe inspiring
Does anyone want to get me these? I’ll be your friend
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Does anyone want to get me these? I’ll be your friend
Maybe because I watched this high, but it was really fascinating to me that they treat Hercules like a famous athlete in the movie and Phil is like his Mickey
November 30, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Maybe because I watched this high, but it was really fascinating to me that they treat Hercules like a famous athlete in the movie and Phil is like his Mickey
They stole the Esmeralda having to live in the church and never leave plot from The Terminal
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
They stole the Esmeralda having to live in the church and never leave plot from The Terminal
I heard from my British friend that all play a game over there called “ookie biscuit”
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I heard from my British friend that all play a game over there called “ookie biscuit”
Top 5 Batman villains:
1. Riddler
2. Scarecrow
3. Catwoman
4. Mr Freeze
5. Mad Hatter
1. Riddler
2. Scarecrow
3. Catwoman
4. Mr Freeze
5. Mad Hatter
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Top 5 Batman villains:
1. Riddler
2. Scarecrow
3. Catwoman
4. Mr Freeze
5. Mad Hatter
1. Riddler
2. Scarecrow
3. Catwoman
4. Mr Freeze
5. Mad Hatter
“There’s no ghosts in my bedroom, cause it is NOT dead,” -Luigi, passively aggressively, about his relationship with Daisy while at a dinner party
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“There’s no ghosts in my bedroom, cause it is NOT dead,” -Luigi, passively aggressively, about his relationship with Daisy while at a dinner party
No one shoots rope like Gaston
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
No one shoots rope like Gaston
Dr. Pepper tasting a brown liquid from a bubbling cauldron: hmmm. These 22 flavors aren’t quite coming together. I wonder…
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Dr. Pepper tasting a brown liquid from a bubbling cauldron: hmmm. These 22 flavors aren’t quite coming together. I wonder…
What’s Joe Camel’s favorite part of sex? The post sex cigarette of course. He also likes cumming
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
What’s Joe Camel’s favorite part of sex? The post sex cigarette of course. He also likes cumming
The rockettes are the dallas cowboys cheerleaders of Christmas
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The rockettes are the dallas cowboys cheerleaders of Christmas
Make Sean Evans eat spicy turkey
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Make Sean Evans eat spicy turkey
They’re adding traps and hazards to the macy’s thanksgiving parade route this year in an effort to make it less boring
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
They’re adding traps and hazards to the macy’s thanksgiving parade route this year in an effort to make it less boring
America lost the hashtag wars
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
America lost the hashtag wars
I don’t need to get into these things rn, but the old Mattel Yugioh toys are sick af
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I don’t need to get into these things rn, but the old Mattel Yugioh toys are sick af
Can’t have turkey at thanksgiving, can’t have sweet potato casserole at thanksgiving, can’t have pumpkin pie at thanksgiving. Okay how about burger do you want to have a burger thanksgiving? Oh, you don’t like burgers either
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Can’t have turkey at thanksgiving, can’t have sweet potato casserole at thanksgiving, can’t have pumpkin pie at thanksgiving. Okay how about burger do you want to have a burger thanksgiving? Oh, you don’t like burgers either
Shout out to all the leaves that are still hanging on trees your grit and determination is truly inspiring
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Shout out to all the leaves that are still hanging on trees your grit and determination is truly inspiring
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Goldfinger was gay as hell. I would’ve hired Titjob
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Goldfinger was gay as hell. I would’ve hired Titjob
Look I know he helped defend Earthrealm and all but I’m not about to start saying that Johnny Cage’s movies are good
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Look I know he helped defend Earthrealm and all but I’m not about to start saying that Johnny Cage’s movies are good
Look at how friggin cool this guy is. Unbelievable fit
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Look at how friggin cool this guy is. Unbelievable fit
Call me Simon the way I get simple around some pie
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Call me Simon the way I get simple around some pie
I had to double back during my White House visit because I needed to get the Obama key to unlock the Biden chambers
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I had to double back during my White House visit because I needed to get the Obama key to unlock the Biden chambers
Every sports logo should be an old timey cartoon of the mascot wearing a sailor hat with the name of the team written on it
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Every sports logo should be an old timey cartoon of the mascot wearing a sailor hat with the name of the team written on it