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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 23h

Me at the Hex Girls concert: they’re doing Witch’s Ghost we should hit the merch table

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 1d

From the twisted mind of mother goose

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 2d

*getting high and watching Antiques Roadshow* y’know my family has a bunch of coke from the 70s that’s never been opened. that’s gotta be worth a fortune

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 2d

Why aren’t we walking around with utility belts all the time? You don’t have to go full on Batman with it just put some useful items in there like smoke pellets or a grapple gun

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 2d

“Dracula sleeps in a coffin because he’s undead” he sleeps there because it helps him. It’s like getting mad at someone with a sleep number bed

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 3d

How quickly do you think cavemen got bored with the novelty of fire

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 4d

If the watcher from marvel comics was your dad he couldn’t get you any presents or play catch with you because he can’t interfere with earth, but he would be able to watch all your little league games

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 4d

“Have you thought about putting ointment on it?” -friend who only has one piece of advice

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 5d

What if spider-man was called writer-man and he wrote all day and defeated his enemies with words not just his fists

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 5d

The Burger King coup

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 6d

I should’ve known that trying to get my chicken, fox and corn home in one trip would become a pain in the ass

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 6d

Mario was so damn fun to watch back in the day before Bowser stepped on his ankle (on purpose let’s be honest) he was never the same player after that. One of the greatest “what ifs” in basketball history

Retro Game Art 🎮🖼️🎃🦇 @retrogameart.bsky.social · Dec 24

NBA Street V3 ad (2005)

#retro #art #gaming #NBAStreet

Street V3 ad
GameCube
EA Sports BIG
(2005)

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 6d

I, Talian

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 7d

I think your last name should always reflect your current job, which is why my name is Bob Pornography-Cameraman

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 7d

a head of lettuce, eye of newt, nose of carrot, mouth of orange peel, ears of a good listener, etc.

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 8d

They should make zoos where instead of looking at animals you get to look at stuff

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 9d

Being a single mom is the hardest job on earth, yet Reba made it look effortless

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 9d

Prisons won’t let inmates carve soap anymore because I carved my soap into a set of keys that can open any door

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 9d

What if George Lucas came out and said “Star Wars obviously takes place in the future. Idk what I was thinking”

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 10d

It’s insane to me that as a kid you could just watch graphic videos online of stick figures fighting to the death. Where were the parents??

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 12d

Ygor in son of Frankenstein sounds a little like strong bad

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 12d

Frankenstein’s Monster at the grocery store: that doctor Frankenstein? Shit, him spotted me… Heyyyyy how it been

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 12d

Remember when the Abomination was fighting the hulk and abomination said “I’m the abomination of Obama’s nation” and Hulk said “even Hulk can see the wisdom in that”

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 13d

Maybe I’m just a cynic but I don’t think I could learn to appreciate new perspectives if my head was twisted all the way around by a large ape type beast

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Chip Ahoy @chipahoy4000.bsky.social · 14d

Lobster dating show ‘Love is Brine’

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