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In this film, Emma Roberts accidentally takes laxatives instead of Tylenol, and after shitting herself crazy style the love interest decides it’s time for their first sexual encounter
December 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
If my company every made me do one of those dancing down the hall social media posts I’d pull out my Makita X2 LXT Worm Drive Circular Saw and chop my head smooth off
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I check in on Facebook every couple months and it’s actually crazy how it’s from clearly misleading bait to fully fabricated Ai posts now that people believe. I dont think you should post anything from there as a rule but even more so now
Not to be the fun police but you guys know you’re sharing a Facebook image from a page called “it’s science” that cites no specific study, right.
this would like change my life and FUCK DENTISTS TOOTH COPS ACAB

GIMME SOME CHEAP AS HELL TOOTH REGEN GEL
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
There was a prime era when someone got “cancelled” they’d release an apology that also attempted to deflect. No one is doing it like Harvey Weinstein who said he was sorry but was taking a leave of absence to fight the NRA
November 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
My thoughts on wicked 2

- dick shaped guns
- the lion was a Bitch
- Elphaba should’ve double tapped the wizard
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Cut that out
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This shouldn’t just highlight how useless Ai is at the employee level it should show how useless the overall C suite executive is. The whole idea they do more work than anyone else is absolutely moronic
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.

I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Girlfriend and I are the only two people on this small sushi restaurant and we’re seated directly in front of this wonderful tapestry
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Everyone is saying “he went country a few years ago for clout” but really he started country, went hip hop for clout and is just back to what he wanted to be
I don't follow popular music at all wasn't Post Malone a rapper what the hell is this
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It’s not clocking for some of you:
SpongeBob = big guy
Pants = Ok
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I don’t like any discussion of pitting Thanksgiving foods against each other. Each plate, from the turkey to the simplest of Hawaiian king rolls is operating in tandem to create an experience. Every stage has its leads, but the supporting cast builds the world
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
You’re allowed to get a little epic lib on Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Seeking an amulet of great to superb quality
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I fuck with the ice spice SpongeBob song
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Didn’t know they named a soda after you
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Dressing as the Wicked Witch of the West to see Wicked. I am not dressed as “Elphaba”. I reject this ahistorical revisionism that seeks to victimize her. She was a criminal
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
A company posting a Thanksgiving dinner where it’s only the office workers and not the shop floor is dirty work
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I might be the only person aware they’re building a Circus Liquor in Pasadena
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If in the year of our lord 2025 you’re expecting a switch port to have the same graphic fidelity as PlayStation console releases I think you’re lost in a desperate ocean you’ll never escape
The surprise release of Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition on Switch and Switch 2 brings with it deep disappointment. While 60fps is welcome on Switch 2, both PS3 and PS4 have visual features that are missing from the port: youtu.be/2_9EQ02fVA8
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
You have to work on back strength and lumbar support in case they every put you in one of these goofy ass high chairs on national tv
Reminder: this is the FBI
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Mamdani didn’t call Trump a fascist in this clip. Trump did!
OPINION: "Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party’s leaders would do well to realize that." — Jonathan Zimmerman
To defeat Trump, stop calling him names
Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party's leaders would do well to realize that, Jonathan Zimmerman writes.
www.inquirer.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
He looks uniquely fucked up from every angle they photographer him
“The entire purpose of science is to search for existential truths,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told me. “It’s not subjective. It should be objective. I believe science is a place where you can find unity if you can get a conversation going.” www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Why Is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. So Convinced He’s Right?
How an outsider, once ignored by the public-health establishment, became the most powerful man in science
www.theatlantic.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
My family: “Global warming isn’t real. If it were we’d notice by now”

My cousin in Wilmington NC on Facebook: “80 degrees in November! Beach day😃”
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I’ve been crunching the numbers. This is the most strategically advantageous way to eat a Neapolitan ice cream sandwich
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Treat yourself to the mental image of a group of people enjoying fun banter with each other and Elon floating on the periphery trying to get people to look at his phone
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM