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Nelly
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Cut that out
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Girlfriend and I are the only two people on this small sushi restaurant and we’re seated directly in front of this wonderful tapestry
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Didn’t know they named a soda after you
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Home Depot also has a collection
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I’ve been crunching the numbers. This is the most strategically advantageous way to eat a Neapolitan ice cream sandwich
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Weed store art
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Mr Lobster, I just uncovered this photo of Chuck Schumer colluding with the Cheetoh in Chief. Is he possibly compromised by DSA? Need insight..
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Come and find me then bitch
November 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
RFK Jr when they make him eat seed oil French fries for the 50th time
November 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This movie was like if a lesser film maker got super inspired by Barbarian. Not the best movie ever but a pretty good dumb ride, Tubi heads are really up right now
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Devastating discovery
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
We’re watching the President use crypto as the largest bribery scheme ever concocted and when this dude says crypto is only used for crime he immediately and only sites Al Qaida and Venezuelans as the culprits. Alright dude!
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
When I’m in a battle of the minds and my opponent has fallen for my rhetorical trap and committed a logical fallacy
November 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Masterful gambit sir
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
When the salad has a crunchy element
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Happy Sunday but those of us protecting the gates of a polite and unsuspecting society from the skinwalker menace don’t take days off
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Really rocking with the recommended searches at the bottom of this Forbes article
November 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I got to bat harder than most for the VHS movies and I liked this short for the most part but you can’t tell me this dude was not an obvious attempt!!
November 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Art the Clown has kicked off an arms race right now in the horror world to make a new icon unfortunately they all look incredibly corny like this
November 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
November 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Rest Well. We’ll Take it From Here
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM