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Love football, cheesy music, and #Taskmaster. On a one-woman journey to dominate Bluesky.
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Me whenever someone is featured on Taskmaster
January 27, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Me whenever someone is featured on Taskmaster
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Mother nature is a raver.
January 25, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Mother nature is a raver.
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"Ejaculate" - Someone from Yorkshire telling Jack he's not on time.
January 26, 2026 at 7:56 AM
"Ejaculate" - Someone from Yorkshire telling Jack he's not on time.
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The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.
January 24, 2026 at 7:09 PM
The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.
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Judi Love would like a word
January 16, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Judi Love would like a word
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stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem
January 12, 2026 at 4:31 AM
stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem
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Things I recommend a very great deal:
1. These eel-flavoured potato chips.
2. Getting off the internet. I've done without it for 3 days and it has been glorious. I'm starting to think the internet was a BIG mistake.
1. These eel-flavoured potato chips.
2. Getting off the internet. I've done without it for 3 days and it has been glorious. I'm starting to think the internet was a BIG mistake.
January 11, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Things I recommend a very great deal:
1. These eel-flavoured potato chips.
2. Getting off the internet. I've done without it for 3 days and it has been glorious. I'm starting to think the internet was a BIG mistake.
1. These eel-flavoured potato chips.
2. Getting off the internet. I've done without it for 3 days and it has been glorious. I'm starting to think the internet was a BIG mistake.
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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I personally think the responsibility should be to international law but I wasn’t a human rights barrister so what do I know
Starmer asked to respond to Trump breaking international law and seizing the leader of another sovereign nation replies that it is his "responsibility" to have a good relationship with the US President.
"I have stepped up that responsibility [and] I do get on with President Trump," he tells the BBC
"I have stepped up that responsibility [and] I do get on with President Trump," he tells the BBC
January 3, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I personally think the responsibility should be to international law but I wasn’t a human rights barrister so what do I know
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
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The last few days did not move the main story forward AT ALL. It's just a guy eating little treats and doing nothing. And so many plot holes. He says, "no more little treats," and then he's eating another little treat in literally the next scene.
December 29, 2025 at 10:24 AM
The last few days did not move the main story forward AT ALL. It's just a guy eating little treats and doing nothing. And so many plot holes. He says, "no more little treats," and then he's eating another little treat in literally the next scene.
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Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
December 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
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tired of these ducks yet? well too bad i wanted to add the junior duo in for ages and only got around to them finishing them (and tweaked some details on the other pairs too, like the AU throne designs from season 4). it's been a taskmaster filled year for me
#seawondererdraws #taskmaster
#seawondererdraws #taskmaster
December 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
tired of these ducks yet? well too bad i wanted to add the junior duo in for ages and only got around to them finishing them (and tweaked some details on the other pairs too, like the AU throne designs from season 4). it's been a taskmaster filled year for me
#seawondererdraws #taskmaster
#seawondererdraws #taskmaster
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Good morning.
One from a few days ago.
One from a few days ago.
December 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Good morning.
One from a few days ago.
One from a few days ago.
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Mat Baynton's sudden sprint like a startled cat is my favourite 3 seconds of TV all year #Taskmaster
December 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Mat Baynton's sudden sprint like a startled cat is my favourite 3 seconds of TV all year #Taskmaster
I aspire to one day come up with something half as brilliant as "Chuck it, duck it, bucket". #taskmaster
December 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I aspire to one day come up with something half as brilliant as "Chuck it, duck it, bucket". #taskmaster
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I’ve always said it’s the precise moment it ceases to be funny that we’ll know Manchester United are no longer a big club.
December 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’ve always said it’s the precise moment it ceases to be funny that we’ll know Manchester United are no longer a big club.
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Because it’s not just Bari Weiss’ CBS asking this question—in the last few months, I’ve been approached by half a dozen different shows looking to ‘debate’ the same topic.
I even got a request from NPR-distributed “Open to Debate” to see if I’d weigh in on “Has Feminism Hurt Women?”
NPR!
I even got a request from NPR-distributed “Open to Debate” to see if I’d weigh in on “Has Feminism Hurt Women?”
NPR!
December 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Because it’s not just Bari Weiss’ CBS asking this question—in the last few months, I’ve been approached by half a dozen different shows looking to ‘debate’ the same topic.
I even got a request from NPR-distributed “Open to Debate” to see if I’d weigh in on “Has Feminism Hurt Women?”
NPR!
I even got a request from NPR-distributed “Open to Debate” to see if I’d weigh in on “Has Feminism Hurt Women?”
NPR!
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this wall hanging my in-laws keep in their bathroom is technically quite beautiful except how in the middle of the night I’m convinced she’s going to turn around
December 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
this wall hanging my in-laws keep in their bathroom is technically quite beautiful except how in the middle of the night I’m convinced she’s going to turn around
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from the article about the Brazilian alcoholic drink "Axé" on Portuguese Wikipedia ("The cat and dog wait for their owner at the bathroom door while he feels unwell after ingesting Axé.")
December 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
from the article about the Brazilian alcoholic drink "Axé" on Portuguese Wikipedia ("The cat and dog wait for their owner at the bathroom door while he feels unwell after ingesting Axé.")
@taskmaster.tv @alexhorne.bsky.social it's little details like this that make the show so brilliant. Completely lost it when the duck came out and have seriously considered getting a tattoo of it. #taskmaster
December 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
@taskmaster.tv @alexhorne.bsky.social it's little details like this that make the show so brilliant. Completely lost it when the duck came out and have seriously considered getting a tattoo of it. #taskmaster
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There was an article about Pearl Jam many years ago where they played a game on the road putting celebrity names into songs.
One Pearl Jam came up with "Supermodel Kim Alexis expialidocious"
Another Pearl Jam sang "I hope someday you will join us / Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan"
I'm still impressed.
One Pearl Jam came up with "Supermodel Kim Alexis expialidocious"
Another Pearl Jam sang "I hope someday you will join us / Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan"
I'm still impressed.
December 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
There was an article about Pearl Jam many years ago where they played a game on the road putting celebrity names into songs.
One Pearl Jam came up with "Supermodel Kim Alexis expialidocious"
Another Pearl Jam sang "I hope someday you will join us / Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan"
I'm still impressed.
One Pearl Jam came up with "Supermodel Kim Alexis expialidocious"
Another Pearl Jam sang "I hope someday you will join us / Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan"
I'm still impressed.
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if you’re wondering how you can help, please consider donating blood 🙏
call 13 14 95 or visit account.donateblood.com.au
call 13 14 95 or visit account.donateblood.com.au
December 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
if you’re wondering how you can help, please consider donating blood 🙏
call 13 14 95 or visit account.donateblood.com.au
call 13 14 95 or visit account.donateblood.com.au
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides