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zealousagain.bsky.social
The Boss Nass of eating ass.
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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criminalsimpsons.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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kelly-knox.com
narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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barleybap.bsky.social
I hate every box I see
From Xbox One to 360
No you'll never stop me playing on PC
Oh my god! I was wrong
It was an Xbox all along
a cartoon of a man kneeling down next to another man
Alt: Animated gif of Troy McClure in the Planet of the Apes musical in the Simpsons.
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
kururun.bsky.social
A thousand games to play and I can't break away from EU5. Damn you Johan!!
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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ostrichson.bsky.social
Sometimes you do find historically accurate info about Japan online. This ancient art of Dutch-catching is called dejima-jutsu and it has applications in business, health, personal relationships, and politics.
Painting of the artificial island of Dejima off Nagasaki, the only official port where foreigners, but only the Dutch, could trade with Japan during the country's isolationist period known as Sakoku that lasted from the early 17th century to the mid 19th century. The joke caption above says: "The japanese [sic] built an artificial island, knowing these are the natural habitat of the dutch [sic]. Soon afterwards, a flock of dutch [sic] merchants settled there, allowing the japanese [sic] to easily harvest western goods."
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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brandon.insertcredit.com
We did something different with the credits for Demonschool. We used this format: name, title, lengthy description of what they did. Often you see credits in games where you don't know what the credited developer was actually responsible for. We wanted to give people proper, actual credit.
Credits for Brent Porter (3D art lead) and Catherine Menabde (2D art lead) are shown here. There's a lengthy description of what they did, with a pastiche of various Demonschool characters underneath, messing around with a computer.
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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caseyexplosion.bsky.social
Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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bloomfilters.bsky.social
women will go to a hangout with a guy and things will be going well until the girl casually mentions she finished this book and he'll go home and start posting stuff like "Our future is ruined because of wokeness and women with fake degrees" meanwhile the girl went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and she named her character "beegirl" and she keeps saying stuff like "i'm beegirl" and the discord transsexuals ask what kind of bee and she talks about carpenter bees for 10 minutes and everyone loves it and learns a lot
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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thehell.zone
RIP Udo Kier. it was fucked up when that future Yakuza guy sliced you up with a laser whip like a human tomato in Johnny Mnemonic (1995)
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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karenho.bsky.social
I do not drink because I have almost no tolerance for it anymore (one margarita is too much).

If you are hosting a party, I recommend also stocking:
-fancy ginger beer
-coconut water
-premium juices like lychee and guava
-apple cider with cinnamon
-Italian sodas
-sparkling water

Lots of options!
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social You know there was once a famous carpenter with long hair and some crazy ideas that turned out to be wise teachings. His name was John Carpenter and he taught us it's more fun to be stoned and play video games than work. June 9, 2024 at 1:59 PM
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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sorimof.bsky.social
きつね
April 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
kururun.bsky.social
At what moment in the assembly of a Toy or a Car does it gain sapience?
November 23, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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paizuri.moe
November 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
kururun.bsky.social
You don't grasp how unironically true this is
dasharez0ne.bsky.social da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 2d
POISEN ME PLEASE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITEN DRIVIN DA PROBLEM'S OF DA CURRENT TIMES BACK 500 CALORIE'S AT A TIME BY EATEN INDUSTIAL FOOD THATS CHEMICALLY GUARANTED TO TRICK THERE BRAIN INTO HAPPINESS!! SO WHAT IF ITS POISEN IF I FEEL HAPPY I STILL GET TO FEEL HAPPY MOTER FUCKER!! AN EARTH WORM LIVE'S UP TO 10 YEAR'S EATING DIRT AND SHITING DIRT AND YOU CANT SAY ITS A BENEFIT TO KEEP GOIN THAT LONG! EVERY EXISTENCE OF A HUMAN IS A HANDFUL OF YEAR'S BRACKETED BY AN INFINITE TIME OF NON EXISTENCE, AND IF YA REINCARNATE , THEN EVEN BETTER, SO WHAT IF DA CHIP'S MAKE ME FLY INTO DA GRAVE LIKE A PLANE ON 9/11 IM JUST GONNA POP OUT INTO ANOTHER DISSATISFIED BABY AND DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN,,, AND DA TEXT " I LOVE POISON I WILL NEVER QUIT EATTING TRASH I LOVE ARFIFICIAL FLAVORING IF YOU CAN NOT BUY IT AT A GAS STATION I DO NOT FUCK WITH IT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
November 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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hypercubexl.bsky.social
roy was ahead of the kids today, you wouldn't believe
rutger hauer as the murderous replicant roy in BLADE RUNNER (1982) saying "six, seven, go to hell or go to heaven" as he plays a counting game while stalking deckard through abandoned apartments
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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runwithskizzers.bsky.social
reposting w/ alt text
A screenshot of the image in the quoted post that reads: irritatingly, the list of Al settings in Firefox has grown. to kill them all as of today (Nov 20, 2026), go into about:config and set all of these to false (yes, you'll have to copy and paste them one by one): • browser.ml.enable • browser.ml.chat.enabled • browser.ml.chat.menu • browser.ml.chat.page • browser.ml.chat.page.footerBadge • browser.ml.chat.page.menuBadge • browser.ml.linkPreview.enabled • browser.ml.pageAssist.enabled • browser.tabs.groups.smart.enabled • browser.tabs.groups.smart.userEnabled • extensions.ml.enabled • browser.search.visualSearch.featureGate in addition to nuking Al, it'll also speed up your browsing
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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devedy.bsky.social
Every good discord
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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domiinoeffect.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 8:57 AM
kururun.bsky.social
They saying it's one of the comfiest naps a girl ever took
November 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
silent oppressor @silentoppressor my sleep cycle so bad that i tweet in every timezone
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
heheheheh
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM