Kurt Weldon
@kurtweldon.bsky.social
Animation Producer, former stand-up, occasional game show champion, and all-around smartass.
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Kurt Weldon
@kurtweldon.bsky.social
· Dec 20
I always acknowledged the possibility that this nation's decline could happen within the lifetime of my children. But I really did not think it would happen within the lifetime of my cats.
I believe I am done with shoes for the day.
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I believe I am done with shoes for the day.
We have two dogs and two cats, and I would like to know how all four of them are able to figure out that it's HALF AN HOUR BEFORE FEEDING TIME!
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
We have two dogs and two cats, and I would like to know how all four of them are able to figure out that it's HALF AN HOUR BEFORE FEEDING TIME!
"Beat on the brat, beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh-oh"
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh-oh"
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"Beat on the brat, beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh-oh"
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh-oh"
Random comic book panel...
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Random comic book panel...
That's no moon - it's a space station, Charlie Brown.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
That's no moon - it's a space station, Charlie Brown.
Apropos of nothing in particular...
I didn't design this logo, but I worked with the artist who did. The station ran a "design our logo" contest. My coworker asked me if I had any ideas. I suggested he take the familiar skull and crossbones, and swap in crossed microphones.
I didn't design this logo, but I worked with the artist who did. The station ran a "design our logo" contest. My coworker asked me if I had any ideas. I suggested he take the familiar skull and crossbones, and swap in crossed microphones.
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Apropos of nothing in particular...
I didn't design this logo, but I worked with the artist who did. The station ran a "design our logo" contest. My coworker asked me if I had any ideas. I suggested he take the familiar skull and crossbones, and swap in crossed microphones.
I didn't design this logo, but I worked with the artist who did. The station ran a "design our logo" contest. My coworker asked me if I had any ideas. I suggested he take the familiar skull and crossbones, and swap in crossed microphones.
Heh.
JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else theonion.com/jd-vance-cri...
JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else
WASHINGTON—In the wake of a controversial incident aboard Air Force One in which President Donald Trump insulted a female journalist, Vice President JD Vance is said to have wept in his office bathroo...
theonion.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Heh.
Random comic book panel...
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Random comic book panel...
Don't. Give. Him. Any. Ideas.
Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
WASHINGTON—In an effort to bring an end to what he described as an anti-American trend in filmmaking, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Monday imposing a 100% tax on the profits of movi...
theonion.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Don't. Give. Him. Any. Ideas.
Definite Philip K Dick vibe here. Digital Ubik.
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Definite Philip K Dick vibe here. Digital Ubik.
I give up... what's an "Olivia Nuzzi"?
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I give up... what's an "Olivia Nuzzi"?
Life Hack: If you click on a popup ad for a cool guitar, you'll see a whole lot of popup ads for cool guitars for the foreseeable future.
Considering some of the ads I've had pop up on me, I'm quite content to look at cool guitars.
Considering some of the ads I've had pop up on me, I'm quite content to look at cool guitars.
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Life Hack: If you click on a popup ad for a cool guitar, you'll see a whole lot of popup ads for cool guitars for the foreseeable future.
Considering some of the ads I've had pop up on me, I'm quite content to look at cool guitars.
Considering some of the ads I've had pop up on me, I'm quite content to look at cool guitars.
As concise and profound an indictment of these times as we are likely to come across.
What a terrible day to know how to read
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
As concise and profound an indictment of these times as we are likely to come across.
I realize Gary Numan's Cars is from 46 years ago, but that doesn't justify piping it into the Walgreens.
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I realize Gary Numan's Cars is from 46 years ago, but that doesn't justify piping it into the Walgreens.
"Trump is a conman" hardly qualifies as new information...
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"Trump is a conman" hardly qualifies as new information...
Random comic book panel...
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Random comic book panel...
Reposted by Kurt Weldon
Reposted by Kurt Weldon
So easy for these Senators to give away health care -- they get to keep theirs.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
So easy for these Senators to give away health care -- they get to keep theirs.
I would consider, as an acceptable compromise, that @schumer.senate.gov go fuck himself.
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I would consider, as an acceptable compromise, that @schumer.senate.gov go fuck himself.
If ya haven't already seen it...
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 AM
If ya haven't already seen it...
Plausible...
I'm just gonna say it.
They probably spent all the SNAP emergency funds on gold-painted knick-knacks from Home Depot and cocaine.
They probably spent all the SNAP emergency funds on gold-painted knick-knacks from Home Depot and cocaine.
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Plausible...
Ouch!
I wish Democrats fought for anything with the intensity that Donald Trump fights to starve poor people.
BREAKING: DOJ goes to SCOTUS trying to stop a district court order that USDA pay out full SNAP benefits this month.
The First Circuit denied an administrative stay, but has not yet ruled on the stay request. And, CNN reported that USDA is already processing payments.
DOJ went to SCOTUS anyway.
The First Circuit denied an administrative stay, but has not yet ruled on the stay request. And, CNN reported that USDA is already processing payments.
DOJ went to SCOTUS anyway.
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Ouch!
Random comic book panel...
(Does this count as a team-up???)
(Does this count as a team-up???)
November 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Random comic book panel...
(Does this count as a team-up???)
(Does this count as a team-up???)
An accurate assessment
Never forget that with the retirement of Louie Gohmert, Tommy Tuberville is now the dumbest fucking member of Congress.
Tuberville: “We just saw what happened in NY. We lost NY. It will be completely Muslim in 3-4 years. That’s what they want. And it’s going to spread throughout the country.”
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
An accurate assessment