Kris
@krissimonsen.com
Reposted by Kris
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
Reposted by Kris
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
Reposted by Kris
A real news outlet publishing the phrase "Grok apologized" should result in like a week-long timeout. Think about what you've done.
January 2, 2026 at 10:31 PM
A real news outlet publishing the phrase "Grok apologized" should result in like a week-long timeout. Think about what you've done.
Reposted by Kris
In Seattle, we take pride in being a welcoming city for all people, cultures, and identities.
We look forward to hosting World Cup visitors to our beautiful city, and we cannot back down from our commitment to inclusion of the LGBTQIA+ community. www.king5.com/article/news...
We look forward to hosting World Cup visitors to our beautiful city, and we cannot back down from our commitment to inclusion of the LGBTQIA+ community. www.king5.com/article/news...
Seattle's World Cup 'Pride Match' draws international backlash from Egypt, Iran
The controversy stems from last week's FIFA tournament draw, which selected two countries where homosexuality faces legal consequences to play in the "Pride Match."
www.king5.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
In Seattle, we take pride in being a welcoming city for all people, cultures, and identities.
We look forward to hosting World Cup visitors to our beautiful city, and we cannot back down from our commitment to inclusion of the LGBTQIA+ community. www.king5.com/article/news...
We look forward to hosting World Cup visitors to our beautiful city, and we cannot back down from our commitment to inclusion of the LGBTQIA+ community. www.king5.com/article/news...
Reposted by Kris
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
Reposted by Kris
if you see anyone expressing shock that a candidate who exudes warmth and authenticity and wants to improve the quality of life for working class people won over a rapist whose entire campaign was
"that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.
"that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
if you see anyone expressing shock that a candidate who exudes warmth and authenticity and wants to improve the quality of life for working class people won over a rapist whose entire campaign was
"that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.
"that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.
Reposted by Kris
they really kinda nailed it when they named the blimp
November 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
they really kinda nailed it when they named the blimp
Reposted by Kris
who creates the lively art and music scenes if the rent is too high? who makes cultural life? who serves you food or washes your dishes? who creates the fancy little restaurants that draw you to urban living? affordable housing is at the heart of what makes city life worthwhile.
October 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
who creates the lively art and music scenes if the rent is too high? who makes cultural life? who serves you food or washes your dishes? who creates the fancy little restaurants that draw you to urban living? affordable housing is at the heart of what makes city life worthwhile.
Reposted by Kris
idk why i noticed this but these crabs and celebrities look like they share a stylist: thread
October 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
idk why i noticed this but these crabs and celebrities look like they share a stylist: thread
Reposted by Kris
You’ve gotta imagine Seattle native Sir Mix-A-Lot is having the time of his life watching Cal Raleigh
October 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
You’ve gotta imagine Seattle native Sir Mix-A-Lot is having the time of his life watching Cal Raleigh
Max Scherzer "the oldest old man to ever play, exceeding all expectations despite his geriatric state," and he's exactly the same age as me.
October 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Max Scherzer "the oldest old man to ever play, exceeding all expectations despite his geriatric state," and he's exactly the same age as me.
Reposted by Kris
What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
NEW YORK (AP) — Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison in case involving sex workers, violence and ‘freak-offs’.
October 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
Just got a literal phishing text
October 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Just got a literal phishing text
Reposted by Kris
Trump just ordered the military into Portland, and he’s giving them the green light to use lethal force on American citizens.
Authoritarianism is an abstract concept but Trump is making its impacts real and tangible. Let’s be real about it: This is the beginning of dictatorship in America.
Authoritarianism is an abstract concept but Trump is making its impacts real and tangible. Let’s be real about it: This is the beginning of dictatorship in America.
September 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Trump just ordered the military into Portland, and he’s giving them the green light to use lethal force on American citizens.
Authoritarianism is an abstract concept but Trump is making its impacts real and tangible. Let’s be real about it: This is the beginning of dictatorship in America.
Authoritarianism is an abstract concept but Trump is making its impacts real and tangible. Let’s be real about it: This is the beginning of dictatorship in America.
Reposted by Kris
Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.
September 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.
Reposted by Kris
the world’s on fire but my baseball team has a catcher with a huge butt and 58 home runs
September 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
the world’s on fire but my baseball team has a catcher with a huge butt and 58 home runs
Reposted by Kris
They are literally canceling culture
September 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
They are literally canceling culture
Reposted by Kris
This is extrajudicial execution, without any clear threat to the US, no authorization from Congress, and far beyond even Article II. The military is not the president's personal hit squad.
Or wasn't, until now.
Or wasn't, until now.
The US military killed three people in another deadly strike on a vessel in international waters around South America allegedly "transporting illegal narcotics" from Venezuela, President Donald Trump said in a Truth Social post. https://cnn.it/4na60EM
September 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This is extrajudicial execution, without any clear threat to the US, no authorization from Congress, and far beyond even Article II. The military is not the president's personal hit squad.
Or wasn't, until now.
Or wasn't, until now.
Reposted by Kris
creative work from tender or dark or uncertain or difficult moments can be profound. you probably already know this. if an impulse strikes and you're able to move on it, consider this encouragement to do that. please, keep going, we need you. /x
September 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
creative work from tender or dark or uncertain or difficult moments can be profound. you probably already know this. if an impulse strikes and you're able to move on it, consider this encouragement to do that. please, keep going, we need you. /x
Reposted by Kris
“Black women do not have the brain processing power to be taken seriously. You have to go steal a white person’s slot”.
-Charlie Kirk
-Charlie Kirk
September 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“Black women do not have the brain processing power to be taken seriously. You have to go steal a white person’s slot”.
-Charlie Kirk
-Charlie Kirk
Reposted by Kris
you know what? fuck it. theremin mode. github.com/samhenrigold...
September 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
you know what? fuck it. theremin mode. github.com/samhenrigold...
Reposted by Kris
Reposted by Kris
This video from Fairmount Bagels in Montreal from their Instagram is the most impressive thing I've ever seen
August 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This video from Fairmount Bagels in Montreal from their Instagram is the most impressive thing I've ever seen