Kris
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Ken Jennings is pure testosterone
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Ken Jennings is pure testosterone
It's racism and Islamophobia toward Ilhan Omar. Don't have to overthink it.
January 13, 2026 at 5:24 PM
It's racism and Islamophobia toward Ilhan Omar. Don't have to overthink it.
Tim Sweeney is, and has always been, a complete and total tool. Epic’s success, such as it is, has always been despite him not because of him. They’d all be much richer if he spent the time he spends on personal grudges on PR or business class instead (or if they dropped him somehow and went public)
January 12, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Tim Sweeney is, and has always been, a complete and total tool. Epic’s success, such as it is, has always been despite him not because of him. They’d all be much richer if he spent the time he spends on personal grudges on PR or business class instead (or if they dropped him somehow and went public)
Same for me @support.bsky.team this shows up on my timeline every single day now even though it’s 14 days old
January 6, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Same for me @support.bsky.team this shows up on my timeline every single day now even though it’s 14 days old
Read this in the same tone as Cake singing “she’s changing her name from Kitty to Karen”
December 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Read this in the same tone as Cake singing “she’s changing her name from Kitty to Karen”
If you think this administration cares about reducing fraud then I’ve got some trump crypto to sell you.
December 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
If you think this administration cares about reducing fraud then I’ve got some trump crypto to sell you.
My first car was this exact car in the brownest brown that has ever existed
December 29, 2025 at 8:33 AM
My first car was this exact car in the brownest brown that has ever existed
What the fuck is wrong with these people? Racist fucks incapable of doing something that might actually help their community so have to terrorize brown people
December 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
What the fuck is wrong with these people? Racist fucks incapable of doing something that might actually help their community so have to terrorize brown people
And importantly: doesn’t look like a cybertruck
December 27, 2025 at 9:40 AM
And importantly: doesn’t look like a cybertruck
This is anti-journalism
December 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This is anti-journalism
Every single hardware button on the phone is the snooze button btw
December 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Every single hardware button on the phone is the snooze button btw
Yeah but then every other country that doesn’t “ban the shit” reaps the benefits of it but us
December 14, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Yeah but then every other country that doesn’t “ban the shit” reaps the benefits of it but us
I don't see how regulation could do anything to fix the job situation - that would be like taxing electricity. Improving the social safety net and more access to resources like healthcare for people who lose their jobs is a much more effective goal if we're talking about government intervention
December 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I don't see how regulation could do anything to fix the job situation - that would be like taxing electricity. Improving the social safety net and more access to resources like healthcare for people who lose their jobs is a much more effective goal if we're talking about government intervention
We’re paying like $1000 a month now, that’s way more than 12% of our taxes would unless you’re making millions a year. Which is why I guess you’re bitching about it but why do I care if the ultra rich are slightly less ultra rich
December 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We’re paying like $1000 a month now, that’s way more than 12% of our taxes would unless you’re making millions a year. Which is why I guess you’re bitching about it but why do I care if the ultra rich are slightly less ultra rich
Seems fair, I think he was at his ceiling here even though people were saying it was gonna be his time after obed leaves but he wasn’t ever gonna hit the highs of obed or Christian. This way they can sign someone who might
December 9, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Seems fair, I think he was at his ceiling here even though people were saying it was gonna be his time after obed leaves but he wasn’t ever gonna hit the highs of obed or Christian. This way they can sign someone who might