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Kris Ferderer
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🏒 Kraken, Firebirds, Torrent, Vålerenga
🃏 Site Merchandiser of Magic Cards (CK)
🤓 Former L2 Judge (MTG)
🎶 Connoisseur of fine Punk/Ska
🫂 On an endless journey to make as many awesome friends as I can!

My Opinions = Mine

https://linktr.ee/KrisFerderer
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With the influx of people jumping onto Bluesky, I feel like I should post the things about what I'm a fan of and what you can expect me to post about.

If you're a fan of any of these things, give me a follow, I guess.
Torrent are 1-1 in the Preseason. First game of the season on Friday...

...IN VANCOUVER. 🙃
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
[Entry of the Gladiators intensifies]
November 17, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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HATTY 4 MELLY! 🧢🧢🧢
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
🐜
We love a two for one special 🙂‍↕️

Bucky & Bugs score back-to-back goals in twenty seconds!
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Melly with the celly. Let's gooooo!

(With a little Firkus Circus action)
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
And mors flatbrød is also back in stock!

My snacking is back to full strength now!
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Philipp Grubauer is looking very handsome tonight
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahaha[catches breath]hahahahahahahahaha.

SUCK MY DICK AND ALSO BALLS, AMAZON. We elect a pro-worker, pro-union mayor and now Amazon pulls this shit.
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Today tested my patience with humanity. It included:

- Someone driving through a stop sign into me (and then honking as if I was the problem).

- A tech bro talking about how sick his AI music that he makes in his spare time is.

- Someone spilling a beer then walking off and not telling anyone.

🙃
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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CNN: Trump in Epstein files
NBC: Trump in Epstein files
ABC: Trump in Epstein files
FOX:
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Went into the cool store at the South Hill Mall and bought Urza's Legacy theme decks because I thought Magic was cooler than Pokemon.

Got Crusher and Time Drain.

That store was the old Wizards of the Coast store.
What's the lore behind you getting into @magic.wizards.com?

#WOTCstaff
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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O captain, OUR captain 🫡

📰 bit.ly/47FwDw6
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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#SeattleTorrent announce that Hilary Knight will be the first captain in franchise history
November 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Seattle normies: "Bring back the Sonics!"

Me, an intellectual: "Give us a fucking Micro Center!"
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I'm not even going to share my favorite 5-drop if @dixonij.bsky.social already did.
It's 5 Drop Friday...

From everyone's favorite lil Pauper Homie Mully D.
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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🦑 🏒 #SeaKraken third fastest expansion team to get to 150 wins (as seen on #KHN)
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Lol bus didn't open the door for me and left without me so I sprinted to the next stop in slip on vans and beat them there.
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 AM
CEOs in charge of this country's businesses: "Hey ChatGPT, how do I do my job?"

Meanwhile, NYT: "tHiS iNeXpErIeNcED sOcIalIsT iS tAkInG oVeR sEaTtLe 🤪"
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Someone shared on reddit that their smart fridge started showing them ads. My first thoughts were "why tf would you need a fridge to be smart?"

I can't think of a single reason I would need a screen on my fridge. I need to keep cold things cold in the bottom part and frozen things frozen in the top
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Hey Google,

How many houses are owned by private equity firms and hedge funds?

Okay okay okay, now do the same search but for "undocumented immigrants".

Okay okay okay, now do a search for "who sets the cost of rent?"

Oooh, here's a fun one. Now do a search for "how many vacant homes in America"
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Same vibes
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Tcgplayer/ebay has repeatedly proven themselves to be union busting pieces of shit. Great look wotc. Keep making great decisions 🙄
Announced yesterday, Wizards has begun an official partnership with TCGPl@yer.

Just because it's not in the news anymore doesn't mean it didn't happen.

There are tons of options for buying cards and sealed product at competitive prices.

I'll link my favorite below, and I encourage you to as well.
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The holy number. 🙏
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM