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Kris Ferderer
@krisferderer.com
🏒 Kraken, Firebirds, Torrent, Vålerenga
🃏 Site Merchandiser of Magic Cards (CK)
🤓 Former L2 Judge (MTG)
🎶 Connoisseur of fine Punk/Ska
🫂 On an endless journey to make as many awesome friends as I can!

My Opinions = Mine

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With the influx of people jumping onto Bluesky, I feel like I should post the things about what I'm a fan of and what you can expect me to post about.

If you're a fan of any of these things, give me a follow, I guess.
Sweet jesus. The mega-line trend continues into home game #2. Wrapped around to the living wall!
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
My spotify wrapped was wild this year.
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Me, listening attentively:
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Hail to the king, baby.
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Lotta people dunking on how stupid Hegseth is for his typo'd nameplate.

Gonna be honest, I would not be shocked if "SS"ecretary of War was intentional.
December 3, 2025 at 8:07 AM
WWK JTMS for life.

If Magic had a Mount Rushmore, that card deserves to be on it.
Jace as a fox isn't a bad look, but which art is best? We'll leave that up to you!
#MTGThenvsNow
vist.ly/4gwzv
December 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
There are things in life that make me irrationally angry. Like I know that there are more important things that I should focus that rage toward.

But these cups? I fucking hate these cups. They're so fucking shitty and I hate their fucking stupid little handles.
December 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I'm realizing that I'm seeing dodie in March and it's gotten me into a dodie-listening-mood.

I've listened to her for like... a bajillion hours and it never gets old. She has such a freakin' beautiful voice.
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It's Cyber Monday?

A/S/L? ;)
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Saw someone ask "Why is C the default for your hard drive and not A?" and I immediately opened a second tab to start shopping for caskets. Just bury me already ffs.
December 1, 2025 at 7:30 AM
🦑: 2-3
🌊: 0-3
🇳🇴: 5-1
🐦‍🔥: 3-5
🦑: 0-4

Vålerenga is carrying my sanity in week in hockey. 🙃
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Oh shit. That dream is almost coming true.

Went to Friendsgiving yesterday and was chatting. Found that 3 people in our usual FriendSlop Discord are all downloading P99 and rolling brand new toons.

Four slots down. Two to go and we will conquer Norrath!
My dream is to somehow manage to be convincing enough to get a full 6-stack of irl friends to regularly play P99 with.

It's so hard to convince people to play a 26 year old game that doesn't have an easy installer and has hoops to jump through to get an account created.
Stupid nostalgia always gets the better of me...
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
7 goals in Climate pledge in the last 48 hours. Zero of them sounding the horn.

Seattle Hockey is the best. 🙃
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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SEATTLE SHOWED UP! 🤩

Today's home opener sets the record for the largest attendance for a women's hockey game in a US arena AND the highest attended home venue game in PWHL history!
November 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
👨‍💻
November 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It's almost hockey o'clock-ey. @pwhltorrent.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
We made strictly worse Google search that creates layoffs and consumes energy that people need to live and shoe-horned it into every application imaginable.

Why don't people like it?!
What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The aftermath.
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Need a break from Thanksgiving festivities? Come join me while I test a little box cracking stream with a Modern Horizons 3 box! Maybe I'll crack a bajillion fetches!

Streaming is at www.twitch.tv/NiftyKris
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

Streetlight Manifesto
Dropkick Murphys
Aesop Rock
Bad Religion
The Postal Service
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

They Might Be Giants
Cher
Janelle Monáe
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Daði Freyr
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

Metallica
Orbital
Rem
Paul Oakenfold
Aurora
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Gah, there are so many pretty people at hockey games. 😍
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Mfers with try to reinvent bullet trains before going to therapy.
Imagine a trip to Nashville that takes just minutes. 🚗💨

The company behind the underground tunnels in Tennessee's capital is considering expanding them across the state. t.ly/SrYfw 
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 AM