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Kris Ferderer
@krisferderer.com
🃏 Site Merchandiser of Magic Cards (CK)
🏒 Kraken, Firebirds, Torrent, Vålerenga
🤓 Former L2 Judge (MTG)
🎶 Connoisseur of fine Punk/Ska
🫂 On an endless journey to make as many awesome friends as I can!

My Opinions = Mine

https://linktr.ee/KrisFerderer
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With the influx of people jumping onto Bluesky, I feel like I should post the things about what I'm a fan of and what you can expect me to post about.

If you're a fan of any of these things, give me a follow, I guess.
Me: [opens a bunch of mp3s]
Windows 11: [opens them all in Windows Media Player]
Me: "Ew. No." [sets default to open in VLC] [reopens them]
Windows 11: [opens them all in Windows Media Player...again]

Microsoft not being fucking trash. Difficulty level: impossible
January 20, 2026 at 6:37 AM
I think I'm gonna make a second "Yell into the void" bsky account just to get stuff off my chest that I don't want to bother my main feed. 🤔
January 20, 2026 at 5:53 AM
The best part about following four different hockey teams is that when two of your teams lose, leaving you in a depressive slump, the other two can help ease the pain.

🥳
🇳🇴 6-2
🐦‍🔥 3-0

🙃
🦑 3-6
🌊 1-2 (Shootout)
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 AM
What is going on?!
January 20, 2026 at 2:23 AM
"You didn't give me the Nobel Peace Prize so now I'm not going to act peacefully." is some real "Hey. You're Cute. Oh, you don't like me? You're a fucking ugly bitch anyways." energy.
January 19, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Reposted by Kris Ferderer
RT if you're tired
January 19, 2026 at 8:57 AM
👼: "Don't post mean things to strangers on the internet who are being shitbags. They just want to piss people off. Ignore them and move on."

😈: "lol post this picture. it'd be funny af."
January 19, 2026 at 9:50 AM
ReBoot. Still goated.
If anyone from wizards is listening please make these and I promise I will say good things about secret lairs
January 19, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Wait, why are we not supposed to say the name Jonathan Ross? Is there something wrong with the name Jonathan Ross? It seems like a common name - Jonathan Ross. Like the first name Jonathan is common and Ross is also a common name so Jonathan Ross seems like a common combination of names.
Kristi Noem: Don't Say ICE Agent Jonathan Ross' Name
Kristi Noem refused to give an update on Ross' supposed internal bleeding.
www.huffpost.com
January 19, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Watched a video of a bear coming out of hibernation, fur matted af, dazed look on its face.

I feel like hibernation would rule.
January 18, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Update on this project: Full playlist has been fully mp3'd, minus one song that I couldn't find, plus six new songs, bringing it up to 1,208 songs.
My spotify wrapped was wild this year.
January 17, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Reposted by Kris Ferderer
Block instantly.
January 17, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Slippery Bogle by @raphaeloda.bsky.social

Traditional Paper Art, for the Special Guests of Lorwyn Eclipsed #MTGECL

The original sculpture, photographed for the card and now framed in a shadow box, is available!

Auction Below:
mtgart.auction/BogleSPG
January 16, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Me, whenever the Seattle Kraken have a giveaway night that includes a Bobblehead.
If you can be bribed with trinkets, people will bribe you with trinkets. 🤷
January 16, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Seattle Aquarium Manager is pretty fantastic.
Honesty is the best policy here 🤗
January 15, 2026 at 11:57 PM
January 15, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Reposted by Kris Ferderer
Earlier this morning, @mayorofseattle.bsky.social Katie B. Wilson announced two executive orders: one focused on accelerating housing and shelter solutions, and the other on improving transit with a new bus lane on Denny Way. Learn more ⬇️
Mayor Wilson announces executive orders to accelerate shelter & improve transit
YouTube video by Seattle Channel
youtu.be
January 15, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Cool cool cool cool...

"Germany, Sweden, France and Norway have all since confirmed they are sending military personnel to Greenland this week for a joint exercise with Danish troops. Canada and France have also said they plan to open consulates in Nuuk, Greenland’s capital, in the coming weeks."
European nations to send troops to Greenland as US annexation threats escalate | CNN
Several NATO countries are deploying small numbers of military personnel to Greenland to participate in joint exercises with Denmark as US President Donald Trump ramps up his threats to forcibly annex...
www.cnn.com
January 15, 2026 at 5:35 AM
To all those who celebrate
January 15, 2026 at 12:02 AM
PUT SOME RESPECT ON THE GERMAN GENTLEMAN'S NAME.
January 13, 2026 at 8:07 AM
January 13, 2026 at 1:09 AM
This might make me a bad Norwegian but Jarlsberg is mid af as a cheese.
January 12, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Prof is slowly creating a pod curated specifically for my content preferences.
Lorwyn is here! Are you ready to Shuffle Up & Play Lorwyn Eclipsed Arin Hanson, @rhysticstudies.bsky.social, and ZachTheBold?

Watch us play Lorwyn Eclipsed here: youtu.be/FTyuGSNpZcU

#magicthegathering
January 12, 2026 at 6:49 PM
"One key difference between 1930s Germany and 2020s USA is that 1930s Germany didn't have 90 years of books, movies, and documentaries warning it about 1930s Germany."
January 12, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Am I the only person who regularly thinks of that scene from Liar Liar when someone asks them how they're doing?

"I've had better. 😃"
January 12, 2026 at 2:33 AM