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Kris Ferderer
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🦑 Kraken Fan 🕹️ Streamer (Twitch.tv/NiftyKris) 🃏 Seller of Magic Cards (CK) 🤓 Former L2 Judge (MTG) 🎶 Connoisseur of fine Punk/Ska 🫂 On an endless journey to make as many awesome friends as I can! My Opinions = Mine https://linktr.ee/KrisFerderer
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · Nov 14
With the influx of people jumping onto Bluesky, I feel like I should post the things about what I'm a fan of and what you can expect me to post about.

If you're a fan of any of these things, give me a follow, I guess.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 9m
Yea. When Arizona folded, they moved to Utah and switched from the Coyotes to the Mammoth. (At first they were Utah Hockey Club)
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Mike Fragassi @refrag.bsky.social · 3h
Jake & Elwood Blues, The Blues Brothers, are sitting in their car, stuck in traffic, looking annoyed. A speech balloon is coming out of Jake's mouth as though he is saying the text in the quoted post.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 59m
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BarDown @bardown.bsky.social · 1h
The Utah Mammoth unveil their new mascot, Tusky 🔥

(via X/TuskyNHL)
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 2h
Wtf. Card games are serious business lol
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 3h
If people are shocked by the "leaked group chat", boy howdy, let me introduce to you any competitive online video game. Play some ranked for a month and report back on your findings. I've been called slurs when I beat someone with Control Warrior in Hearthstone.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 7h
No no, MAGA is Make ARGENTINA Great Again. Common misconception.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 8h
BREAKING: The Trump administration is doubling its Argentina bailout to $40 billion.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 8h
Principal Skinner from Simpsons saying "Am I out of touch? No, it's the youtubers who are negative"
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 8h
Huh. Interesting. I've always seen them clumped together as one question.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 9h
I'd be genuinely curious what the response would be if this question were split into two questions - "What do you think about Wizards of the Coast?" and "What do you think about Hasbro?"
Survey question with five options "How do you feel about Wizards of the Coast/Hasbro as a company? - I hate this company - I dislike this company - I like this company - I love this company - No opinion"
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 22h
Inside of you are two wolves:
A black wolf and a white wolf staring at each other. The black wolf has the Steam Achievement "Albert Hall: Target Fuhrer - Kill Hitler with a testicle shot" from Sniper Elite 4 above its head. The white wolf has the Steam Achievement "Kick It: Kill Hitler during the Aerostat Audition" from Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus above its head.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 1d
Whenever I hear someone talking about Demidov on the Kraken broadcast, I immediately think of Doug Dimmadome (the owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome)
Doug Dimmadome from Fairly Oddparents. A man with a white suit with gold accents, black boots with spurs, a very large golden belt, a black tie, a white cowboy hat with a gold band, and grey hair/mustache.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 1d
Portland residents protesting ICE occupation. October, 2025
Chrono Trigger - Frog Opens the Way
YouTube video by archard1
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 1d
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEZA...

Different show's take on the subject.
GI Robot’s Fate (Coin-Operated Boy) | Creature Commandos
YouTube video by media euphoria
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 1d
New glasses, who dis?
A picture of Kris
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 1d
Me, when a site auto-defaults to the AI results
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 2d
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0Nb...
Rehab part 1
YouTube video by Gold Killah
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 2d
Tommie Burton is an absolute Seattle Legend.

Every time he's singing the national anthem at Climate Pledge, me and my friends go wild for him up in section 201. I like to believe that he can hear us. 🤣
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Tommie Burton @tommiethesinger.bsky.social · 2d
I’m so excited to announce that I’ll be delivering the Canadian national anthem as the Seattle Mariners play the Toronto Blue Jays in Game 4 of the ALCS this Thursday at 5:33pm! Let’s go M’s! @mariners.com #seattlemariners #baseball #tmobilepark #nationalanthem #singer #tridentsup🔱 #tommiethesinger
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 2d
Haha. I replied "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun", "Wait and Bleed", and "What's My Age Again?" in my work chat.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 2d
I mean, how could they not?
Iron Maiden Magic card with Iron Maiden (band) art with Eddie in an Iron Maiden.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 2d
"Oh, you're playing with the new Iron Maiden cards? Name three Iron Maiden songs" - Coming to a Commander game near you!
Reddit post - "So as a genuine question, how many of the people who got the IRON MAIDEN secret lair are actually Maiden fans?" by u/spaceninjaking
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 2d
"How are you doing this morning?"

"Spent 10 minutes fighting with a peanut butter jar. You?"
The protective seal of a peanut butter jar that didn't come off cleanly so it's a pile of 600 pieces of metallic paper in a pile.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 2d
Fun Columbus Fact: Because of the hobbies and diets that were common in his day, it is expected that he had very strong forearms and jaw muscles.

This would allow him to very easily go fuck himself while simultaneously eating shit.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 3d
It was cool tuning into Eternal Weekend coverage and seeing friends of mine in both the Vintage Top 8 and the Legacy Top 8.

Seattle has some solid Eternal wizards.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 3d
"Mavel: "Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history." Me:"
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 3d
Lol, rofl, haha, etc.
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Randy Au @randyau.com · 3d
Lol on LinkedIn I saw a 100% serious, completely not ironic job posting for a part time data scientist... The job is to clean up and fix ai coded machine learning
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