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Kris Ferderer
@krisferderer.com
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🏒 Kraken, Firebirds, Torrent, Vålerenga
🃏 Site Merchandiser of Magic Cards (CK)
🤓 Former L2 Judge (MTG)
🎶 Connoisseur of fine Punk/Ska
🫂 On an endless journey to make as many awesome friends as I can!

My Opinions = Mine

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[Entry of the Gladiators intensifies]
The Top 5 Highest Points Scorers for the AHL. 1. Jagger Firkus - 14 GP, 8 G, 10 A, 18 PTS 2. Brett Seney - 16 GP, 4 G, 14 A, 18 PTS 3. TJ Tynan - 16 GP, 0 G, 17 A, 17 PTS 4. Laurent Dauphin - 15 GP, 9 G, 7 A, 16 PTS 5. Riley Tufte - 13 GP, 8 G, 8 A, 16 PTS
November 17, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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Melly with the celly. Let's gooooo!

(With a little Firkus Circus action)
The shot listing for the Coachella Valley Firebirds vs Abbotsford Canucks game. 1st Period 3:52 - Jonathan Lekkerimaki 14:16 - Jacob Melanson 18:25 - Jagger Firkus 2nd Period 8:05 - Tyson Jugnauth 17:33 - Jacob Melanson 3rd period 19:28 - Ben Berard 19:51 - Jacob Melanson
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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And mors flatbrød is also back in stock!

My snacking is back to full strength now!
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha[catches breath]hahahahahahahahaha.

SUCK MY DICK AND ALSO BALLS, AMAZON. We elect a pro-worker, pro-union mayor and now Amazon pulls this shit.
An Amazon mailer advertisement that says "We believe everyone should have access to housing they can afford"
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Clueless Michael Scott shaking hands with his boss meme. His boss: "Don't buy Starbucks! Stand in solidarity with the Starbucks Union!" Michael Scott: "Me, who doesn't buy Starbucks ever because it sucks."
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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The holy number. 🙏
"Accolades Peaks Summitted: 64"
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Simpsons meme where dad is smacking back of kid's head. Dad has a Coachella Valley Firebird's logo on his shirt. To his left is the final score for the Coachella Valley Firebirds vs. Bakersfield Condors game. 3-6 in favor of the Firebirds. Kid has a Seattle Kraken logo. Below him is the final score for the Seattle Kraken vs. Columbus Blue Jackets game. 2-1 in favor of the Blue Jackets in Overtime (Shootout).
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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I will not panic over election results.
I will not panic over election results.
I will not panic over election results.
I will not panic over election results.
I will not panic over election results.
I will not panic over election results.
I will not panic over election results.
"City of Seattle Ballots Counted: 277,860 * Registered Voters: 505,393 Mayor Katie Wilson - 137,217 - 50.08% Bruce Harrell - 135,871 - 49.59% Write-in - 908 - 0.33%"
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Ooops. Even faster.
"You peaked Scouting Report Time: 0:41:48"
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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They added a Diablo 2 Easter Egg to PEAK?! HECK YES!
"The Strange Gem is an item in PEAK found int he hands of a partially buried Ancient Statue at the PEAK. Pressing Left Mouse displays a message reading "Gem Activated", and pressing again displays another message reading "Gem Deactivated". Apart from the messages, the item currently has no known use."
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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I mean... come on.
Jace Beleran from Magic: The Gathering standing with a blue hood with white accents with a city with tall buildings in the background.
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Oops. They had @pwhltorrent.bsky.social merch at Kraken Community Iceplex.
Kris wearing a Seattle Torrent beanie. He's pointing at the logo on it.
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Seems Legit
A message request from "@bskysupp30178.bsky.social" saying "We regret to inform you that your Bluesky account has been temporarily suspended due to security-related restrictions...."
November 8, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Glizzies = Gobbled.

Another night, another achievo. Two left till I'm back to 100% (for now).
Achievement unlocked screen on Steam. Picture of a hot dog icon. "Today Competitive Eating Badge Eat 3 Hot Dogs in 5 seconds or less. 0.1% of players have this achievement"
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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store.steampowered.com/app/3669620/...
Four panel comic First panel: "Vampire Survivors" Second panel: Eric Andre saying "What if it was Grim Dark" Third panel: "Warhammer Survivors" Fourth panel: Eric Andre cheering
November 7, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Three more. Three left.
"Accolades" screen on PEAK. "Peaks Summited: 59" There are 54 scout badges. 51 of them are unlocked.
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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My snack choices tonight when grocery shopping - "What if we could eat toothpaste?"
A pint of mint gelato and peppermint aerobar bubbles.
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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FACTS.

I spent my entire life being like "I can't draw." and then I used to stream stupid nonsense drawing and had people be like "Wow, you're good!"
A sick burrito with blueish/purple hair. A monk with a pink skateboard with a banana on it, drinking a baja blast. A monkey wearing green board shorts with a blue surf board.
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Nah, just have to try harder.
Ensoul Artifact magic the gathering card.
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Wait, this is relevant.
A magic the gathering food token depicting a sandwich in the art The magic the gathering card "Karn's Touch" that turns artifacts into artifact creatures The magic the gathering card "Fling"
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Not a bad way to start off my Thursday.

Let's Go Torrent!

(Thanks @alisonl.bsky.social for letting me snag a selfie before you went on stage!)
Kris with Alison Lukan. Kris is pointing at Alison. The Seattle Torrent logo on a very large screen. The players for the Seattle Torrent PWHL hockey team standing on stage. A Seattle Torrent rally towel.
November 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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GOD DAMMIT! STOP ADDING ACHIEVEMENTS!
Achievements for Peak "You've unlocked 43/54 (79%)" There is a list of 8 achievement icons +35 that are unlocked and 7 icons +4 achievements locked.
November 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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An "Onions + Mustard" scented candle.
November 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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A picture of Joey Daccord waving with text next to it saying, "It's fun. Winning is fun. - Joey Daccord"
November 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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👆🦑🏒👶
The Pacific Division standings for the NHL 1. Seattle Kraken 2. Anaheim ducks 3. Vegas Golden Knights 4. Edmonton Oilers 5. Los Angeles Kings 6. Vancouver Canucks 7. San Jose Sharks 8. Calgary Flames
November 4, 2025 at 5:42 AM