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Kris Ferderer
@krisferderer.com
🏒 Kraken, Firebirds, Torrent, Vålerenga
🃏 Site Merchandiser of Magic Cards (CK)
🤓 Former L2 Judge (MTG)
🎶 Connoisseur of fine Punk/Ska
🫂 On an endless journey to make as many awesome friends as I can!

My Opinions = Mine

https://linktr.ee/KrisFerderer
😭Let's😭Go😭Kraken

(Although, joke's aside, we're currently 9th in the league. If the playoffs started today, we'd be locked in for the Pacific division.)
November 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Just get a mad-lib-style template going where people can fill in the blanks.
November 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
"What do you mean I was caught on fire while I was throwing all of this gasoline onto this bonfire? It wasn't supposed to burn ME."
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I'm Kris. Nice to meet you, sleep.
November 16, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Oh, the rest of the day makes up for it. Got to play some Canlander and Commander with friends. Got to pet a Kirby. Heading over to @themikerobles.bsky.social's for movie night soon. Had some delicious truck tacos.
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I cannot comprehend how someone would publicly admit that they make AI music. You're telling the world that you're too incompetent to learn how to play an instrument.

"But I can't play an instrument!"

You know who also couldn't play an instrument? Hendrix. But then he sat down and fucking learned!
November 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
As it should be.

"If you treat us poorly, we'll just leave!"
a pixelated image of a man with a mustache and the words well
Alt: a image of a man with a mustache and the words "well... Bye."
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November 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
We lost our Fry's. Like, the only place to buy hardware is fucking Best Buy. It sucks here. Send help.
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM