Kevin Kania
@kkania.bsky.social
Law talking guy in Toronto
I like bands, drinks, and cats
www.closetomodern.ca
I like bands, drinks, and cats
www.closetomodern.ca
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Kevin Kania
@kkania.bsky.social
· Dec 8
Well, here it is: my top 10 albums of 2025. It was a good year.
Why would you go to this
January 20, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Why would you go to this
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
I'm sorry Hamnet! I'm sorry!
January 19, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I'm sorry Hamnet! I'm sorry!
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Drinking less beer in general but treating myself to one of the classics after being in Etobicoke today
January 19, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Drinking less beer in general but treating myself to one of the classics after being in Etobicoke today
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I was just at a comedy show and the guy next to me says "wow, he's really funny" and his buddy goes "yeah, but that's only because it's his job." I'm going to be thinking about this comment a lot
January 18, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I was just at a comedy show and the guy next to me says "wow, he's really funny" and his buddy goes "yeah, but that's only because it's his job." I'm going to be thinking about this comment a lot
It's weird that I've only seen Dinosaur Jr. once
January 18, 2026 at 11:29 PM
It's weird that I've only seen Dinosaur Jr. once
Hey, here's a Sunday vid youtu.be/8lMpAhQfjP4
MJ Lenderman, with J. Mascis, “Lotta Love” (Neil Young cover), 1/16/26, Riviera Maya, Mexico
YouTube video by Oliver Yun
youtu.be
January 18, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Hey, here's a Sunday vid youtu.be/8lMpAhQfjP4
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Clorox coming out with a bold "huff bleach" ad campaign
January 18, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Clorox coming out with a bold "huff bleach" ad campaign
Stick with cranberry, Canada Dry.
This is a stank.
This is a stank.
January 18, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Stick with cranberry, Canada Dry.
This is a stank.
This is a stank.
Imagining the marketing meeting where they walked out with this slogan
What could the other options possibly have been?
What could the other options possibly have been?
January 18, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Imagining the marketing meeting where they walked out with this slogan
What could the other options possibly have been?
What could the other options possibly have been?
New pizza place called Nice Slice. The slices are indeed nice.
January 18, 2026 at 8:25 PM
New pizza place called Nice Slice. The slices are indeed nice.
My beloved chips have survived the rebrand. I was worried they were on the chopping block.
January 18, 2026 at 6:43 PM
My beloved chips have survived the rebrand. I was worried they were on the chopping block.
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
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The churro lady is not your friend. She only makes you fresh churros because you pay her. I must keep reminding myself of this.
January 18, 2026 at 6:00 AM
The churro lady is not your friend. She only makes you fresh churros because you pay her. I must keep reminding myself of this.
Indecision at the merch table in December resolved.
January 17, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Indecision at the merch table in December resolved.
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@cbsnews.com my dvr didnt record whiskey night with Tony Dokoupil. do I call your customer thing or just the normal 911?
January 17, 2026 at 7:08 AM
@cbsnews.com my dvr didnt record whiskey night with Tony Dokoupil. do I call your customer thing or just the normal 911?
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sleep on a train or plane doesn’t count as sleep, it’s just a cutscene skip
January 17, 2026 at 6:45 AM
sleep on a train or plane doesn’t count as sleep, it’s just a cutscene skip
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