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King Blackbird
@kingblackbird.bsky.social
44/Bi/Poly

Just a He/Him who doesn't need to prove his masculinity every second of everyday.

Can post lewd images from time to time so no minors please.
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OK, no more fucking around with it, I'm writing out that scene I mentioned between Black Spider & Black-Spyder a few days ago.

Again, this is just gonna be a long, script style thread with no pics. So if you're interested in that, just follow the thread below!
If you do nothing but complain about something, DO you actually like it?
December 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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@magnar1.bsky.social's beautiful medusa OC Philomena!

#SkeArt
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Capcom Race Queens series.
Starting with, of course, the strongest woman in the world. Chun-Li 💪

#chunli #streetfighter
November 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
One of my least favorite things about modern Internet/society is when loud mouth assholes play the victim when someone FINALLY tells them to just shut the fuck up!

Mostly cause I'm usually the one telling them to shut the fuck up.
December 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Alright, I'm just gonna say it; people celebrating that Zootopia 2 has surpassed Wicked For Good in the box office has some REALLY racist feels to it!

Cause it's not like Wicked For Good was as some MAGA loving shit movie, so WHY are people doing this exactly?
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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drawing this uniform was deceptively hard 🫤
#knightsofguinevere #artpost
October 3, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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your grocery bills are through the roof and all he cares about is his stupid ballroom

that’s the crux of it
“It is something that has been needed and desired at the White House for over 150 years, but something which no other President was equipped to do…”
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Hey, Jake Tapper, look, it's Joe Biden.
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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i was shocked when i learned as an adult that there were only 65 episodes of spider-man. it feels like there's hundreds, but it turns out that's because everything's just constantly happening as much as possible
November 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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For approximately the 400th time:

My name is Tara.

Not Tera. Not Terra.

T. A. R. A.

My name is tied to my heritage. That is important to me.

Your constant misspelling of it is not cute. It is not a meme. You are just a dick.
November 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
...

would
November 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Aunor Mahal

Bribery.

#destiny2 #destiny2art
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Ooooh, new FRE 801(d)(2)(B) hypo just dropped for all you law students studying for your evidence final!
KARL: Did you know about the judge's order when you issued your order for the planes to continue?

KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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The same people who are telling you to bootstrap it are the same people telling you that empathy is a sin and starting meme wars with the pope. From their “winter” homes.
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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are you “brutally honest” or are you just a bitch? 😊
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"This doll carries with it a terrible curse."
Jakks The Simpsons 16-inch Talking Krusty Plush Doll is down to $13.74 at Target - bit.ly/4pdpDNk #ad
November 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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lol "dynamic pricing" if they don't gtfo with these fucking euphemisms for "How can we squeeze the last drop of blood from this stone?"
Yeah, the "dynamic pricing" in big box stores is the same. Depending on who is looking at the tag, time of day, etc. the price for items can literally change from the shelf to the register. 😤 Freaking DISNEY is even going to start using it! deadline.com/2025/11/disn...
Disney Will Bring Dynamic Pricing Similar To Airline Model To Domestic Theme Parks, Says CFO
Disney will bring dynamic pricing similar to the model used by airlines to its domestic theme parks as the company looks to boost incremental revenue.
deadline.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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If someone says "im gonna be the Steve jobs of [blank]" run.
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Can, like, EVERY Japanese wrestling company's English team hire MarzGurl? It'd be a win/win for everyone. 🤼
Anyway, I literally am short rent, due in six days, because the anime workflow I once had in spades has run dry thanks to nonsense like this.

If you're a content creator who could use captions for a video, please consider commissioning me. 113 minutes of video by next Thursday could make it happen.
With just a little more work, I can cross the finish line for the month and pay all necessary bills and rent! Can I help you make closed captions for an upcoming or pre-existing video? I have a page on the process here, including a form to fill out so I can help you with your project!
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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The techbros of today saw genuine advances and were only concerned with the ways it affected investment. They're convinced they don't need a real breakthrough to achieve those profit, only what *looks* like one.

Fuckers out here gluing ice cream cones to a donkey's head and calling it a unicorn.
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Dotcom was the first rumblings of how bad it was going to get, but it was the iPhone that utterly broke these little techbro shits.

They ignored that the smartphone was a genuine paradigm shift and simply focused on how much money it made, disconnecting one from the other.
November 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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As someone who was alive in an era where technology actually made things better and was worth the investment, it has been galling to sit through *almost two decades* of seeing the entire sector turned into an infinite money glitch.
One thing I learned over the weekend from talking to finance people is that they assume the AI bubble is going to burst and their issue is figuring out when so they can time their trades right.
November 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM