Kim
@kimprovising.bsky.social
Mom. Wife. Introvert. Geek. Peanut butter lover. Thinks getting in & out of a sports bra counts as cardio.
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Kim
@kimprovising.bsky.social
· Aug 13
My Feet are Fucking Freezing: A Memoir
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
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Y’all, look at this handmade ornament I won in the gift draw yesterday!
Isn’t it gorgeous? It was made by one of the founders of @rainbowcrosswalk.bsky.social 🏳️🌈
For those wanting to know how to make this magic: suzyquilts.com/fabric-star-...
Isn’t it gorgeous? It was made by one of the founders of @rainbowcrosswalk.bsky.social 🏳️🌈
For those wanting to know how to make this magic: suzyquilts.com/fabric-star-...
December 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Y’all, look at this handmade ornament I won in the gift draw yesterday!
Isn’t it gorgeous? It was made by one of the founders of @rainbowcrosswalk.bsky.social 🏳️🌈
For those wanting to know how to make this magic: suzyquilts.com/fabric-star-...
Isn’t it gorgeous? It was made by one of the founders of @rainbowcrosswalk.bsky.social 🏳️🌈
For those wanting to know how to make this magic: suzyquilts.com/fabric-star-...
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“Clinton is in the Epstein files!”
Great. Next time I come across a Clinton rally, someone wearing a Clinton hat, or flying a Clinton flag on their truck, I’ll be sure to let them know.
The rest of us want them ALL held accountable because we aren’t in a cult. Hope that helps.
Great. Next time I come across a Clinton rally, someone wearing a Clinton hat, or flying a Clinton flag on their truck, I’ll be sure to let them know.
The rest of us want them ALL held accountable because we aren’t in a cult. Hope that helps.
December 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
“Clinton is in the Epstein files!”
Great. Next time I come across a Clinton rally, someone wearing a Clinton hat, or flying a Clinton flag on their truck, I’ll be sure to let them know.
The rest of us want them ALL held accountable because we aren’t in a cult. Hope that helps.
Great. Next time I come across a Clinton rally, someone wearing a Clinton hat, or flying a Clinton flag on their truck, I’ll be sure to let them know.
The rest of us want them ALL held accountable because we aren’t in a cult. Hope that helps.
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I donated a car to charity a few years back and my reward for it is a pretty constant barrage of emails asking me why the fuck I’m not giving them more cars
December 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I donated a car to charity a few years back and my reward for it is a pretty constant barrage of emails asking me why the fuck I’m not giving them more cars
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I love reading. in fact I love reading so much, that I will re-read the same paragraph 10 times over, in an attempt to pay enough attention to register it properly
December 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I love reading. in fact I love reading so much, that I will re-read the same paragraph 10 times over, in an attempt to pay enough attention to register it properly
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Lilac sky and my favourite lane. Taken a while before sunrise in Glastonbury.
December 23, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Lilac sky and my favourite lane. Taken a while before sunrise in Glastonbury.
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When in AD 2025 someone on social media responds to being corrected like a normal, decent adult who accepts they were wrong and makes no big deal of it:
a man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
When in AD 2025 someone on social media responds to being corrected like a normal, decent adult who accepts they were wrong and makes no big deal of it:
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Dear listeners,
When the days feel narrow and the noise gets loud, try a song.
Not as escape — as evidence.
Someone, somewhere, once felt this too and made something that still holds.
If hope is hiding, it often hums first.
When the days feel narrow and the noise gets loud, try a song.
Not as escape — as evidence.
Someone, somewhere, once felt this too and made something that still holds.
If hope is hiding, it often hums first.
December 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Dear listeners,
When the days feel narrow and the noise gets loud, try a song.
Not as escape — as evidence.
Someone, somewhere, once felt this too and made something that still holds.
If hope is hiding, it often hums first.
When the days feel narrow and the noise gets loud, try a song.
Not as escape — as evidence.
Someone, somewhere, once felt this too and made something that still holds.
If hope is hiding, it often hums first.
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Baby Otter showing off his rolling skills. He’s been practicing all year, and all that hard work has really paid off. #Professional
December 23, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Baby Otter showing off his rolling skills. He’s been practicing all year, and all that hard work has really paid off. #Professional
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They’ve got money for an armored BMW for Kash Patel, but not a dime for childhood cancer research. Fucking ridiculous.
December 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
They’ve got money for an armored BMW for Kash Patel, but not a dime for childhood cancer research. Fucking ridiculous.
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If you don't have nicknames for any of your shoes may I recommend adding some whimsy to your life
December 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
If you don't have nicknames for any of your shoes may I recommend adding some whimsy to your life
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If you’ve ever seen a preschooler try to put on shoes, that’s me while wrapping, trying to find the tape after I set it down.
December 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
If you’ve ever seen a preschooler try to put on shoes, that’s me while wrapping, trying to find the tape after I set it down.
Had my yearly mammogram this morning. (Take care of your tatas, ladies!) My boobs are still recovering and I already got my results back. (All good.) Wow, that was really fast!
December 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Had my yearly mammogram this morning. (Take care of your tatas, ladies!) My boobs are still recovering and I already got my results back. (All good.) Wow, that was really fast!
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Going to be hard for me to give a fuck at work these next two days.
December 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Going to be hard for me to give a fuck at work these next two days.
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she's just doing what she was hired to do
Why would you need to put a pause on a story that has been meticulously fact-checked and lawyered?
Sounds like the kind of story you’d want to run right away!
Sounds like the kind of story you’d want to run right away!
December 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
she's just doing what she was hired to do
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Watching Jaws with 11. After 30 mins of yelling at the dumb people he started rooting for the shark.
June 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Watching Jaws with 11. After 30 mins of yelling at the dumb people he started rooting for the shark.
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Perhaps the vice president should have considered utilizing the services of the vast law-enforcement apparatus at his disposal, rather than googling conspiracy theories on the Internet.
JD Vance: "I remember watching every video of the assassination looking for clues, trying to understand what happened. I tried to hide my friend and that terrible bullet hitting him, but I would try to look around. I stayed up all night for many nights in a row researching every conspiracy theory."
December 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Perhaps the vice president should have considered utilizing the services of the vast law-enforcement apparatus at his disposal, rather than googling conspiracy theories on the Internet.
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WOW. They're not going to air their special on CECOT. I'd like to know who made this decision, and whether the federal government had a hand in it.
December 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
WOW. They're not going to air their special on CECOT. I'd like to know who made this decision, and whether the federal government had a hand in it.
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CBS News(max) is officially cooked. Bari Weiss killed a whole-ass network.
December 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
CBS News(max) is officially cooked. Bari Weiss killed a whole-ass network.
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I have just gone through a weird mental journey from “never heard of these things” through “hang on just making stuffing as a snack, is that even allowed?” to “I must have this, immediately, where can I get some panettone” in the space of about forty seconds
Panettone Stuffing Squares are. #RecipeOfTheDay! I think of them as savoury brownies and serve them as a canapé with drinks rather than to accompany the turkey, but you could absolutely do that, too! www.nigella.com/recipes/pane...
Panettone Stuffing Squares
I have written a recipe for panettone stuffing before: the sweet seasonal fruit bread was cubed, toasted and mixed with Italian sausage; this is very different, not least because I see it not as an ac...
www.nigella.com
December 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I have just gone through a weird mental journey from “never heard of these things” through “hang on just making stuffing as a snack, is that even allowed?” to “I must have this, immediately, where can I get some panettone” in the space of about forty seconds
My mother sent Christmas gifts and I am so grateful. She asked for lists. I sent lists so she could choose ONE gift for each of us. (She didn't get a single present correct.) I am so grateful. She didn't have to (saddle me with more work 4 days before Christmas Eve).
December 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My mother sent Christmas gifts and I am so grateful. She asked for lists. I sent lists so she could choose ONE gift for each of us. (She didn't get a single present correct.) I am so grateful. She didn't have to (saddle me with more work 4 days before Christmas Eve).
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The White House has been caught.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The White House has been caught.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
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If I say "I see a little silhouetto of a man" and you don't immediately follow up with "Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?" then we can't be friends
December 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
If I say "I see a little silhouetto of a man" and you don't immediately follow up with "Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?" then we can't be friends