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Kim

@kimprovising.bsky.social

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Mom. Wife. Introvert. Geek. Peanut butter lover. Thinks getting in & out of a sports bra counts as cardio. Blue dot in GA

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Kim @kimprovising.bsky.social · Nov 22

Talk to me about your favorite book.
Talk to me about your favorite movie.
Talk to me about your favorite city.
I want to hear about your joy.

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Kim @kimprovising.bsky.social · 3m

Like... WOW!!

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meerbuschknitter.bsky.social @meerbuschknitter.bsky.social · 1h

I have finished #knitting my latest cushion cover - the Jellyfish. As ever I included a little surprise quote on the reverse side.

The pattern is here:
www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...

🧶 #bskyknits #knitsky #showmeyourknits

Three marine themed knitted cushions with (L-R) Fish, Jellyfish, Crab, prawn and seahorse.

Cushion reverse side with the Charlie Chaplain quote: Life is a beautiful, magnificent thing, even to a jellyfish.

Front view of knitted cushion with jellyfish motif.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 15h

How MAGA sees things.

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 20h

I'm not afraid. Come and get me, Donald.

I will stand up for the law and the Constitution. That’s what we do in the State of Illinois.

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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 9h

No notes

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Give it up Deelishis you look like a man..🧍🏾‍♂️ @blackranga.blacksky.app · 49m

It’s Wednesday? Not Thursday???? 💀

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22h

It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 12h

BREAKING: Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Says Rainbow Crosswalks Are Unsafe and Must Be Removed, Adds That Americans Are in Danger of Feeling Fabulous and Might Scream “YAAAAASSS” When Using Them

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zeke @zekejw.bsky.social · 16h

I just saw a squirrel frolicking in circles around a goose and realized the internet is a pointless waste of time.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 5h

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.

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butterflygirl24 @butterflygirl24.bsky.social · 3h

Frog Love among Taco Terror. 🥰 #portland #iceout

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Kim @kimprovising.bsky.social · 26m

<Looking up at extremely handsome barista & blushing as he catches me staring again> I am definitely D

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 3h

How are you feeling today?

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Kim @kimprovising.bsky.social · 30m

Seriously... I love it. The beading is subtle and perfect.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 8h

If I wasn’t meant to store stuff in my cleavage, it wouldn’t be called a rack

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Kim @kimprovising.bsky.social · 35m

I have a half hour to waste before an appointment so I stopped off a close-by Starbucks. And every single person working here is beautiful. Like the one with the tattoos and muscles needs to stop. I feel like I should have tipped better because I am really enjoying the show.

a woman wearing glasses is making a funny face .

Alt: Kate McKinnon (but also me) winking like a dirty old lady

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Kim @kimprovising.bsky.social · 42m

Happy Birthday, biscuit lady's sister! I hope it's a day filled with love and laughter 🩷

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 9h

MIKE JOHNSON: I've not seen them cross the line yet.

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🧛🏾 Milcula 🧛🏾 @v.milcom.in · 3h

An AI demo fell flat on its face at work today. Feeling great.

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 3h

I eat at restaurants with obnoxious Yelp reviews cuz the people who wrote the reviews will never be there again.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 13h

how happy we’d all be if this was all the internet was for

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 23h

And they were sent after the insurrection to investigate, not before it even happened. Sheesh.

A tweet by Evan Kilgore says: “Can somebody please explain to me how ‘the Biden FBI’ placed 274 agents into the crowd on January 6th… when Donald Trump was President on January 6th? Joe Biden had no control over the FBI before January 20th. Does Trump think we’re stupid or am I missing something?”
It quotes a tweet from Donald J. Trump reading, “THE BIDEN FBI PLACED 274 AGENTS INTO THE CROWD ON JANUARY 6… What a SCAM – DO SOMETHING!!! President DJT.”

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 23h

Apparently, they don’t hand out a Nobel Peace Prize to those who negotiated a ceasefire they had sabotaged a year ago just to get elected.

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Kim @kimprovising.bsky.social · 23h

I think my boss has had it with working. He's re-responding to week-old, unimportant email with a different answer than the 1st time, and not completing work that I've submitted for review. If possible, he's giving off more idgaf vibes than me. 😂

Kim @kimprovising.bsky.social · 23h

The women in my family seriously pout if they don't get their crocheted scarves for Christmas. I have to start in July to get them all done. (But mostly because I am easily distracted)