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Brandon
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Grant Director type for Higher Education. Seattleite. Cat dad. Husband. Movie Lover. D&D enthusiast.
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guy who made a little ceramic creature: look at my little ceramic creature
February 18, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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I recently came across my first drawing for this story in an old sketchbook. I scanned it and colored it for fun.
Here's the only "The Adventures of Thing Thing: The Blue Cheese Affair" concept art (2009)
February 18, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
February 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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you’ve gotta love that chappell roan produced the perfect reaction image for any woman getting an unsolicited dick pic without even trying
February 5, 2026 at 11:32 AM
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One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.
February 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter
February 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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Yep
February 1, 2026 at 12:21 PM
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During the march today, when chants of "FUCK ICE" broke out, the loudest and most enthusiastic person I heard was a tiny grandma wearing a knit beanie that said "CURLING"
"Oh my gosh, it was so nice to see you! Have a lovely day, fuck ICE!"
"Oh you too hon! Stay safe in that traffic, fuck ICE!'

- two older Minnesota ladies, bidding farewell after the protest
January 23, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Man, what the fuck. God bless the people of Minnesota, this is some crazy bullshit to deal with.
January 22, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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It's important for everyone to see this
Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure
January 20, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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Very proud to work at a place that can publish things that are this honest
Thanks so much to everyone who has checked in about what it’s like in Minneapolis right now. This should answer most of your questions:
It’s worse than it looks in Minneapolis
But locals are organizing to keep each other safe from ICE agents.
www.theverge.com
January 20, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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oh it's going to be a Recession recession
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
January 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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Pspspspsps.

📸 mariahcarb
January 11, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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I just wrote a book about the effectiveness of unmasking Nazis, how antifa’s use of that tactic helped destroy multiple fascist groups

MAGA is horrified of campaigns to identify, name and shame ICE agents for a good reason
January 7, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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three bylines, six months late, almost zero new information we hadn't reported months ago. lowercased our name and mentioned deep in the story. no link to us. said they couldnt find the govt privacy document (we did). good job wall street journal
One of the WSJ's A1 stories today was reported *6 months ago* by @404media.co, a team of just four journalists.
January 5, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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Cat butt photo bomb. Photo from my collection. 1955.
January 6, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
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gently reminder that:

- one country's law does not extend to wherever the fuck its president wants
- bombing any country is bad regardless of government approval
- war crimes are never justifiable
- real people profit off wars
- real people die because of wars
January 3, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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I hate that this is actually a pretty solid life philosophy

It is GOOD
Nine Delights 2026
January 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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This would be so popular at the national level if centrist Democrats let us use those words in that order
Mamdani: "The cost of childcare will no longer discourage young adults from starting a family, because we will deliver universal childcare for the many by taxing the wealthiest few"
January 1, 2026 at 8:04 PM
We made lemon pigs last night, and had fresh cinnamon rolls this morning. So far, so good.
January 1, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM